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Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: StSanta on July 04, 2002, 05:21:54 AM
Und zat vas ze last exam.

Wiz ze normal German efficiency, zey are al now done viz!

Heh, the last three months I haven't been up flying more than once. Schedule has been brutal: we first had to finish off a project that dealt with remotely controlling devices over the net. The system was to be designed so that it was open and any devices that fulfilled our protocols and interfaces should be able to be controlled.

Turned out to be a bigger chunk of work than we thought - especially aswe had to &(%( write code for an example device (in this case a coffee machine) linking its (primitive) firmware into our (utterly sophisticated :D) system.

When that was done, there was four exams - a combined programming/compiler theory/algorithm one/system development one, one on network and distributed systems, the project exam and finally (for me) one on 3d graphics programming.

Flunk rate was fairly high - from 30 to 45% on each exam.

But, being the utterly supreme German Experten I am, I walked away with one A and three A-'s.

Und now, Ich vil apply mein superb analysink skills to der air war in Aces High, und vil be startng later zis evenink.

Prepare to die, allierte pigdogs! Horrido Dem Sieger!
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Hristo on July 04, 2002, 05:32:11 AM
Finally !!

So when we see you posting on squad board ?
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Soulyss on July 04, 2002, 05:49:27 AM
well speaking as one of the wretched allied opportunists....


good to have ya back, ya leather panty wearin' freakshow. :D
Title: Re: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: RRAM on July 04, 2002, 05:49:56 AM
SAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA. It was about time for you to bring your BIG fat ar$e into the BIG fat map we have :D


Congratulations on yer exams!!!!!! :).

When r u coming to spain? :D

see ya in MA
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: StSanta on July 04, 2002, 05:50:56 AM
Where IS squad board? Cannot find it, with this new design and all.

Will have another look...
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: straffo on July 04, 2002, 05:57:43 AM
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Originally posted by StSanta
Where IS squad board? Cannot find it, with this new design and all.

Will have another look...


see you here  Boss !

BBS (http://www.me109.net/forumabbeville/upload/index.php?s=)
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Dowding on July 04, 2002, 08:11:03 AM
Hmmm... love the smell of bacon in the morning.

Did you watch the world cup by any chance? ;)
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Cobra on July 04, 2002, 01:52:35 PM
There is an annoying buzzing sound here......Is StSanta posting again??  :D

Cobra
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Skuzzy on July 04, 2002, 04:07:48 PM
This oughta quell the complaints about the big map.  Once StSanta's arse gets in, half of the map will be gone! :D
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: GRUNHERZ on July 04, 2002, 06:08:50 PM
So when can we see you in MA?
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Pei on July 04, 2002, 11:07:54 PM
Welcome back StSanta,
I will fly a few 190 sorties in your honour!
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: StSanta on July 05, 2002, 05:45:28 AM
Seems I was a bit early.

A while back, a friend in his stupid drunk state of mind accidentally kicked my rudders. I thought nothing happened, but as it turned out, they're now broken.

Cannot afford new ones for a good while, so I'll see if I can ship them back to Hoffman electronics and get them repaired.

Might be a month or more before I get to fly :(

If anyone got some rudders for sale for a reasonable price, let me know...
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Swoop on July 05, 2002, 06:23:49 AM
Bleedin students.  No shreckin common sense whatsoever.


go buy a cheap $20 MS-Sidewinder with twist grip rudder to make do til ya get the pedals repaired.

:rolleyes:  Wont be able to fly for a month indeed.....pah

(http://www.boomspeed.com/swoop/logo_small.jpg)
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: SirLoin on July 05, 2002, 08:21:37 AM
That's what I fly with..A MS Sidewinder twisty..:)

Now go out and git one and report to the MA ASAP!..:)



:) Congrads!:)
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: RRAM on July 05, 2002, 09:06:54 AM
Santa, you big nerd. Come, bring your fat prettythang to the MA and fly some Ju88.


You don't need rudders for that :p
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: bikekil on July 06, 2002, 08:26:22 PM
StSatan :)


(http://www.raf303.org/forum/i/bikekilla.gif)
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Animal on July 06, 2002, 09:40:36 PM
Who is this Santa guy and does he wear leather thongs?!
:mad:
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Raubvogel on July 07, 2002, 12:18:04 AM
Welcome back dude :)
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Saintaw on July 08, 2002, 05:48:19 AM
cannot find the squad BBS.... :rolleyes: and he's blabbing about some stoopid exams... that man doesn't know stuff that matter from a dead rat . *SLAP*

Wtg on the "A"'s you stinkin' dweeb :D

Santa, I still have my old analog CH pedals, the cable needs repairs (friggin' cat...) but it's cut in the middle, so should be no trouble if you're more of a mechanic than I :)

gimme a shout if I should send em over.
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: batdog on July 08, 2002, 06:49:33 AM
STSANTA!!!! You LIVE!! Oh and congrats! Hurry up... I miss seeing the "xBAT just got his booty handed to him by a leather wearing, evil madman named StSanta" message now and then.


xBAT
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: StSanta on July 09, 2002, 04:49:38 AM
Heheheh thanks for the welcome guys...I think. :D

I shall have tyo instill in you the proper respect for leather g-string wearing crossdressing German pilots.

Und I shall enjoy it!

And MS twisty stick my rather large pompous ar$e, May be good for commies and farmboys, but Expert people need expert gear. :D


Saw, is that the only prob with them - the cable? I can fix that.

Send me an email will ya - sort of lost yer addy again :D
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Mitsu on July 09, 2002, 04:56:15 AM
Satan!!!! :D

Welcome back. :)
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Ripsnort on July 09, 2002, 10:59:13 AM
I miss my widdle Santa!  Pink leathers for the next sortie please! :)
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Nifty on July 09, 2002, 11:59:12 AM
wtg on the exams!  
Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Apar on July 10, 2002, 11:22:29 AM
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And MS twisty stick my rather large pompous ar$e, May be good for commies and farmboys, but Expert people need expert gear.


Just buy one and sit on it and twist and wiggle that rather large behind of yours while flying the ANTON, it will surely result in unpredictable stick steering which nobody can follow anyway m8-iieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'll do my usual best in flying through your gun solution and kill shoot ya :D

Congrats on your study results m8, WTFG!!

Missed ya Uber presence in the MA. looking forward in winging with ya m8 (if ya still can keep up with me, hehehehe)

Title: MUAHAHAH, feeble commies/allied peasants!
Post by: Kirin on July 11, 2002, 02:09:59 AM
Damn Santa - report to the squad BBS ASAP!!!
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You gonna get one good spanking for your unexcused absence - oh well, maybe that is what you intended! ;)

God, I felt so cold & lonely in the big cockpit without you... about the joystick thingy, I have one I'll share with you... ;)  

Nah really, you can choose:
- very old MS Sidewinder FF 1
- quite old Saitek X36 (hats worn out but still functional)
- not so old Logitech Strikeforce 3D
- CH Products Pro Pilot Rudders (old & a little spiky)

e-mail --> KIRIN@FW-190.COM  !!!!! ! !!! !