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Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: Curval on July 05, 2002, 02:55:39 PM

DEEP THOUGHTS....by Jack Handey

Next time you have a bad day, imagine this:  You are a Siamese twin.  Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay. You are not. But you only have one ass.

Have a nice day.

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: capt. apathy on July 05, 2002, 03:18:28 PM

LOL, I love deep thoughts.

Before criticizing someone you should walk a mile in his shoes, that way, you're a mile away and you got his shoes.

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: Gunthr on July 05, 2002, 11:52:03 PM

LOL...  my favorite:

"It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."  :D

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: capt. apathy on July 06, 2002, 03:03:24 PM

"In a previous life I must've been a mighty king.
  'cause I like people to do what I say"

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: Aaron on July 06, 2002, 08:18:24 PM

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try you catch you because, hey, free dummy.


If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something that you did."


If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, would't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.


Children need encouragement. So if a kid get an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling


I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name is Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blackenship.




I could go on forever, but I think 5 is enough for now.... unless there is a request for more :)

-Aaron

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: Saintaw on July 08, 2002, 10:10:52 AM

LMAO Curval :D

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 11, 2002, 02:39:27 AM

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: funkedup on July 11, 2002, 02:55:56 AM

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head.

Title: Deep Thoughts
Post by: Masherbrum on July 11, 2002, 11:07:47 AM

"There are two kinds of people.  Those who do the work and those who take the credit.  Try to be in the first group, there is less competition there."