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Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Cherlie on July 09, 2002, 11:49:25 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2002/LAW/07/09/bible.study.beating/index.html

"The brothers allowed the child to take a break in the restroom during the reported beating,"

LOL I can see it now "boy go pee then come back for more"  "oh ok goody ty ty" :rolleyes:

"Afterward, the two took the boy back to his home, where Joshua Thompson told the parents the child needed further discipline", the AP reported.

That's it, MORE BEATINGS MORE BEATINGS!!!!

:rolleyes:

Nothing suprises me anymore

CB
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Tumor on July 10, 2002, 02:00:04 AM
Thats just SICK!!  Hopefully those two bastards will get to spend plenty of time in the clink.  (as some con's honey's is just icing on the cake)
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: TONY CLIFTON on July 10, 2002, 05:46:17 PM
So? Where's the outrage all you good Christians?

I suppose only Muslims can be religious nuts - everything else is just an 'isolated incident'.

Hypocrites.
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Cherlie on July 10, 2002, 06:15:42 PM
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So? Where's the outrage all you good Christians?

I suppose only Muslims can be religious nuts - everything else is just an 'isolated incident'.

Hypocrites.


:rolleyes:
CB
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Kieran on July 10, 2002, 06:55:46 PM
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Originally posted by TONY CLIFTON
So? Where's the outrage all you good Christians?

I suppose only Muslims can be religious nuts - everything else is just an 'isolated incident'.

Hypocrites.


Seeing as you've already made up your mind, what would you like to hear?

Do you think all Christians are this way?

What would you like to hear? That I think this is disgusting? Well, I think it is. Is that enough?

Cops caught beating a motorist in handcuffs, should we put an end to cops? Religious zealots abusing a boy in the name of relgion, should we end religion?

Methinks you are using the news to fit a personal agenda...
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: TONY CLIFTON on July 10, 2002, 08:08:03 PM
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Originally posted by Kieran


Do you think all Christians are this way?



Sheesh! Amazingly, your simple turn of words has somehow shown me the error of my thinking - how could I be so hasty!

Not all Christians are that way and not all Christians go door to door trying to threaten me into being among them.

Not all Christians get on TV and tell the world that God will kill them if they don't send their money; not all Christians bilk weak minded clone-bots, fat losers, retards and old ladies out of their savings on daytime television.

Most Christians don't molest young boys and girls or devote every third Sunday to fundraising. Most of those a-God-fearin' people don't disembowel people  and cut out their bleeding heart or put them on the rack or poke there eyes out with hot pokers if they refuse to accept their doctrine and certainly most of you God-blessed folk heroes don't put people under arrest for suggesting that the world may revolve around the sun or that we might have evolved from a common form.

Most Christians certainly don't flop around on the floor claiming to be gripped by a devine spirit and most Christians don't handle snakes. Most Christians don't let their children slowly die in front of them while refusing medical treatment waiting for their God to save them. No, not all.

But ya gotta admit....the percentage is kinda high among people who are supposed to be emissaries of God. Kinda makes a guy wonder. I'd like to hear the other guy's offer - none of them have been knocking on my door lately! :)

Here's a song for you grumpy, come on sing along!

Muskrat Love
Written by Willis Alan Ramsey, ©1971

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Cherlie on July 10, 2002, 10:22:05 PM
TC
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I'd like to hear the other guy's offer - none of them have been knocking on my door lately!  


Oed
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 I was waiting for the next part where they had convinced the kid that the right and holy thing to do was to strap explosives to his body and take out all the evile non-believers congregating at a Mormon daycare


Oed, That's why no one will knock on his door lately teehee

CB
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Kieran on July 10, 2002, 10:25:06 PM
After that diatribe you call me grumpy? hehe, rich. Face it, you wanted someone to spout off to, I just snatched the bait. I had you pegged correctly from the start, you were a soliloquy just waiting for someone to pull the lever.
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: hblair on July 10, 2002, 11:10:27 PM
Those guys weren't christians. Just some misled religious people. Clifton, you're getting awful worked up. Go take a nap.
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Wingnut_0 on July 11, 2002, 12:47:20 AM
Clifton was just merely pointing out the attitudes of so called Xians on this board to label everyone from a particular religion or region nutz and fanatics and showing the irony of thier own religious nutbags.
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Sandman on July 11, 2002, 01:05:13 AM
Cool... Irony. :D
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: hblair on July 11, 2002, 01:08:53 AM
I musta missed something...
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Kieran on July 11, 2002, 10:35:22 AM
Oh, I understood perfectly what he was after. Anyone spouting that much venom has something to say he feels must be said. As I said, I just pushed the button so he could get it off his chest.

...it wasn't that deep, after all...
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: StSanta on July 12, 2002, 06:00:16 AM
Yes Kieran, of course we think all Christians are this way.

Muslims are terrorists, Christians child beaters. Buddhists are pot smokers, and Hindu's have sex with animals.

The only people worthy of a God are the atheists who, ironically, lack a belief in said deity :D

Hullo Kieran, just wanted to say hi :D
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: Raider on July 12, 2002, 10:02:44 AM
"Spare the rod, spoil the child".

The child will no doubt be a better person and will respect authority when he becomes an adult because of this stern guidance. When was the last time anyone ever heard of a spanish speaking christian getting beat by police in Texas? I can't think of one and I believe that if you truely open your mind you will realize that proper religous classes and guidance during the children's formative years are the reason for such a remarkable accomplishment.

What's worse, a few minutes of guidance now or spending the rest of your life in eternal damnation? Seems like a no brainer to me.

Makes me want to teach my kids Spanish so that they can attend summer camp next year.
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: hblair on July 12, 2002, 10:29:48 AM
I have to agree with raider.
Yes, I've found that a good whoopin' with the 'ol louisville slugger straightens the wife and kids right out. I do it because I love them of course. I sure don't want 'em to be spoilt. Like yankees. But what really gets my goat is they always wanna lay in the bed moaning and crying after their whoopin' instead of workin' in the yard. I always did say the best way to heal crushed bone is good hard work!

Buncha lazy slackers.
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: StSanta on July 12, 2002, 12:29:10 PM
ROFL Hblair, my sentiment exactly.

I must recommend electric shocks though. Seems to get them going pretty quickly.
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: MrLars on July 12, 2002, 05:51:33 PM
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Originally posted by StSanta
Buddhists are pot smokers

 


They are??? Hell, I'll go shave my head right now! My belly sticks out and I DO have a watermelon eatin' grin on most of the time...I'll fit right in....is it a BYOP type of deal though? If so, call me a heathen bogart and no thanks :cool:
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: StSanta on July 15, 2002, 08:06:09 AM
MrLars, if you got cash, I got dope.

The atheists are also the rich d00ds, for same reason :D
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: hblair on July 15, 2002, 10:13:58 AM
Tee hee! I agree dope smokers are the partying rich guys :D Gimme that joint you bogart head because I want money cause I'm rich but I also want that joint anybody gotta pipe? Hey that buds huge! :D Gimme that big hog-legged joint I wanna party with you big rich guys who have the money and ride bicycles to school. Bummer mommas knocking at the door! :)
Title: Talk about bible bashing!!!
Post by: StSanta on July 16, 2002, 03:41:52 AM
Oh Hblair, you poor ignorant SOB :)

I sell. They smoke. I'm rich. They're not.

:D