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Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 15, 2002, 05:06:20 PM

I was talking to a friend at work today about beer commercials.  They moved away from sceauvanistic (sp?) representation for some time and were somewhat sensitive to the feminine gender.

That seems to have come to a screetching halt.

The motto that seems to be prevalant is "DRINK OUR BEER AND YOU WILL GET LAID... POSSIBLY BY TWINS WITH REALLY BIG TITS."

Budweiser, Coors, ZIMA, Bacardi ans so on...

Man.. talk about a major switch in directions.

Or is it just me?

AKDejaVu

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: SOB on July 15, 2002, 07:48:43 PM

DejaVu drinks Zima and listens to boy bands.  Tits are good, & commercials for beer with tits makes beer almost worthwhile.  Another plus is listening, stupefied, as my 32-year-old sister describes getting tipsy, then climbing onto one of those "twins" beer billboards with a friend and vandalizing it in the name of feminism.  I believe the spray painted phrase was "dickless toejamheads", or something to that effect.


SOB

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 15, 2002, 08:25:38 PM

I most certainly hope they were dickless.  ew.

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: Tumor on July 15, 2002, 10:56:09 PM

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
I most certainly hope they were dickless.  ew.

  ZIMA's gay!

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: kbman on July 16, 2002, 03:23:06 AM

it's chauvinistic...from Chauvin,a fanatical French nationalist. The word originally refered to extreme patriotism. The modern meaning is a prejudiced belief in the superiority of one's own gender,group or kind.

kbman

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: Leslie on July 16, 2002, 03:42:58 AM

Two beers a day is good for your heart.:)

Les

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: Curval on July 16, 2002, 08:08:30 AM

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Originally posted by Leslie
Two beers a day is good for your heart.:)

Les

........as are twins with big tits!  What doesn't kill ya only makes you stronger!:)

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: pimpjoe on July 16, 2002, 08:56:26 AM

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Originally posted by Curval


........as are twins with big tits!  What doesn't kill ya only makes you stronger!:)

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: Mickey1992 on July 16, 2002, 09:51:11 AM

The beer commercials always seem to focus on comedy during the cold months, then back to birds and boobs in the warmer months.

Regardless, nothing comes as close to being a porno as those stupid Dentine Ice gum commercials.

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: Curval on July 16, 2002, 09:55:08 AM

Way to back me up Pimpjoe...thanks!:D

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: midnight Target on July 16, 2002, 12:02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Mickey1992
The beer commercials always seem to focus on comedy during the cold months, then back to birds and boobs in the warmer months.

Regardless, nothing comes as close to being a porno as those stupid Dentine Ice gum commercials.

I'll see your Dentine Ice and raise you a Victoria's Secret.

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: Innominate on July 16, 2002, 01:43:22 PM

Advirtising targeted towards men is very simple and comes in one of two forms,
- If you buy this product, you will date bikini models.
- If you buy this product, it will give you more time to spend dating bikini models.

Women are more complicated, and require a different angle,
- If you buy this product, you will become a bikini model.

Title: Beer commercials... reversing the trend?
Post by: lazs2 on July 16, 2002, 02:15:39 PM

since I quit drinking I have begun to question weather or not women are really attracted to slurring, pot bellied men who talk too loud and bump into things.  
lazs