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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Animal on July 17, 2002, 10:10:03 AM
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"They kept saying, `Meow, meow,' and they were poking at it with a stick," said Sherry Scott, who burned her hand grabbing the kitten.
(http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/US/07/16/burned.kitten.ap/story.kitten.ap.jpg)
CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/16/burned.kitten.ap/index.html)
Run and hide SOB, they will no longer tolerate the kitten genocide!!! :mad:
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Sigh
I hope the bastid gets 5 years in jail and rooms with "bubba"...
I have no tolerance for these kinda low lifes.
I have 2 cats that were both rescued as 3 week old kittens. One was dumped in a KMart parking lot to fend for itself, the other was brought to the shelter when they were over capacity and would've had to put him down.
The amazing thing is they look identical yet not related.
Anyways, here's the boys...
(http://www.checksix.net/cats.jpg)
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Cute kitty cats
they look evil as hell
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That's pretty whoopee sick. :mad:
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Oh, and http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59210
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Originally posted by Animal
Cute kitty cats
they look evil as hell
LOL....if you only knew
Pudgie (on left) is almost 1. He's into everything, he is quite muscular, kinda strolls around like a puma. He's putting the finishing touches to his new age artwork, which used to be my couch.
Mokey (right) is a busy guy. Everyday he goes to the bookcase, hauls down every beanie baby and plops them in front of his dry food bowl. He wants so very much to make sure his friends eat lunch.
But, ya gotta love em.
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That really ticks me of.. even tho I don't care for felines. The guy should be stuffed in that &*&#$@!! Grill and baked himself...what and dumb arse.
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They should handcuff this guy and take him to the local zoo and drop him in the Lions cage and a crowd can stand by and say "meow meow" to him while he gets his punishment.
I don't believe that simply being human is a good enough reason to let people live anymore.
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Hmm, well, this guy evidently forgot the old addage "Kill it, then grill it". I've eaten dog, but not cat, anyone tried it?
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SNORT!!!!!! ;)
Silly
Masher
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cute kittys LePaul..they look like they are plotting something!
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A kitten today, somebody's son or daughter tomorrow. What a bunch of sick Fucs.
Charon
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Originally posted by LePaul
Mokey (right) is a busy guy. Everyday he goes to the bookcase, hauls down every beanie baby and plops them in front of his dry food bowl. He wants so very much to make sure his friends eat lunch.
But, ya gotta love em.
WOW, i thought my cat was the only idiot that did this! that's funny as hell isn't it. 'Chili' has a small bean bag hippo that he always piles in his food bowl. At night i throw it in the living room, the next morning, there it is in the hallway headfirst in the foodbowl.
heh...funny friggin cats.
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I would love to flay his bellybutton alive.
-SW
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Originally posted by mason22
WOW, i thought my cat was the only idiot that did this! that's funny as hell isn't it. 'Chili' has a small bean bag hippo that he always piles in his food bowl. At night i throw it in the living room, the next morning, there it is in the hallway headfirst in the foodbowl.
heh...funny friggin cats.
Yea, that's his thing. That and chowing on dog food. He likes sitting on the mousepad while Im flying Aces High and tapping on the cons on the screen. I think I even hear a cheer when I down an AK :)
Oh, one more thing...actually comes when called...and if you say "Wanna eat?", both cats will sit there and lick their chops and drool. hehe, its an entertaining household here.
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Yeah, like you all don't kill several kittens everyday... naughty naughty :rolleyes: :D
Daniel
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What is stupid is that this thing makes national news. Some sick morons grill a kitten (which is admittedly disturbing) and everybody goes in an uproar. Any of you guys ever eaten a lobster? Do ya know what they do to that poor thing? Ever put out a mouse trap? Cruel stuff happens to animals all the time. It shouldn't be national news.
There was a dillusional women that put her child in an oven here locally a month or so ago. Child was burned badly, but ya know what? it didn't make CNN. Yet scruffy the cat does along with some retarded whale who keeps beaching himself lately. The whale gets a lot of air time, because well, whales are cool ya know. I say tow the whale a few miles out and kill the thing. Be done with it. It's just an animal for crying out loud. But that's just me.;)
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Taste like chicken. :)
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Yeah, I heard nothing here about that poor 2 yr old boy in Florida who soiled his babysitter's pants. The babysitter, a 20-something efin' male idiot, became so enraged that he started slapping the baby. By the 5th hit the little guy was gone. They found his body wrapped in his blanket by the side of the road.
Humans: making a case for the theory that intelligence is an evolutionary dead-end.
:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Taste like chicken. :)
:D:D
Hblair, agree with ya 100%.
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Just few questions....
Who force them to live where they live ?
So who is responsible per their situation ?
Who gonna pay per silly needs of people ?
well i live in the small village, we have plenty 'wild' cats here
People whitch have any animal at the town or flat, should hang 1 month a year on the tree in the Africa.... from time to time they could walk around that tree controled by chain..... then they may start to think what the diddly are they calling 'sweet' and 'pleasure'
orel
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
:D:D
Hblair, agree with ya 100%.
well .. may be ... but you should let it grow a bit ;)
and dogs way better btw
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It isn't really about the kitten, which sucks for the kitten. Its about this kind of behavior being a well documented stepping stone towards doing the same kind of stuff to humans.
That is where it is different from the lobster (which is being bioled to be eaten, not to torture it) and the mouse (which is being trapped to get rid of the pest, not to torture it). It those cases the pain to the animal is incidental, in the case of this freak the pain was the reason.
Nail the bastard now, before he does what that sick fuk in S. CA did to that 5 year old girl.
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Originally posted by Eaglecz
Just few questions....
Who force them to live where they live ?
So who is responsible per their situation ?
Who gonna pay per silly needs of people ?
well i live in the small village, we have plenty 'wild' cats here
People whitch have any animal at the town or flat, should hang 1 month a year on the tree in the Africa.... from time to time they could walk around that tree controled by chain..... then they may start to think what the diddly are they calling 'sweet' and 'pleasure'
orel
Sorry, I have no idea of what you are trying to say.
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It's sick
:(
btw just lost my cat to traffic he escaped
i loved that cat
They are sweet animals
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Makes me sick:( Cats are sead to have 2 angels with them at all times. We have 4 of the lil buggers. And they just are the most loving careing things in the world <---The Girls. Our Boys well. Nature cats thats what they are. Our bigest gal Missy has a Big Pompom that she totes everywhere. In the water in the food. In the middle of the night. Meow Meow on and on. Till she goes to sleap. But our dead cat Tigger....................... ..........R.I.P (I am sorry but chris was so bothered buy this he is crying and cant finish typeing this, His Dad)
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real horror-show it is. they oughtta hang them all up by their yarbles. torchin the poor fluffer.:(
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continue taking God and morals out of society and what do you get?
A godless society, where anything goes, it's all in fun, it's all "relative" right? :rolleyes:
I'd broke my hand on his face if I'd witnessed it .... does tell the state of our youth, if someone can get away with such actions in front of a crowd of bystanders....
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Originally posted by Eagler
continue taking God and morals out of society and what do you get?
A godless society, where anything goes, it's all in fun, it's all "relative" right? :rolleyes:
I'd broke my hand on his face if I'd witnessed it .... does tell the state of our youth, if someone can get away with such actions in front of a crowd of bystanders....
I believe that, some three hundred years ago, in a God-fearing, moral-driven society, people would take a woman from her home because she didn't go to church and burn her in a stake.
Oh, and the crowd would be cheering.
Come on, it doesn't have anything to do with god, it has to do with education, be it christian, budhist, agnostic, or atheist.
I'm not religious at all, and I can tell you that I firmly believe that my moral values are much higher than some people's I know that go to church every sunday and hold the bible as the moral guide of their lives.
Honesty, respect, and other high values are not exclusive to religious beliefs...
My opinion anyway.
Daniel
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continue taking God and morals out of society and what do you get?
I'm not that believer but i do have morals
I never hurt animals and people
good education when u grow up is more important
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And in spring, isn't that same tree not reborn?
I'd think as each generation removes itself from the Divine, a more selfish, me, me ,me lifestyle/mindset will come to be. Why not ?? you only have this one life, grab all you can while you can
:rolleyes:
it's called Karma. One go does not provide enough time for its cycle to complete ..
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Eagler, in my opinion, one doesn't have to be a believer to form part of something that is far larger than yourself, be it in size or in age.
Take the space industry, for example.
I'm really hoping to contribute in something, albeit little, insignificant, to bring man a little closer to actually going somewhere else than our tiny home.
I *know* that the results of my work, and of the work of everyone working today in the sector, will not become something material, part of everyday life in some two or three generations (here's for hoping), but hey, shortsightedness is for politicians... I believe in being part something that outlives me and that is FAR larger and more important than myself... and I am not religious.
You could say inmortality actually exists... as an idea. As far as the little you do helps a bigger goal come true, you are part of it.
I'm getting trascendental now... what I mean is that higher values or goals don't have to be linked with a religious belief, just with a belief or hope. Full stop.
And that's all I have to say about that :p
Daniel
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I really like cats but animal life is not as important as human life. That's what I believe and it's what our success as a species is founded on. So I wouldn't kill these guys or injure them permanently. I think a good beating would suffice.
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Funked- tortue is as unhuman as you can get. (note: I didn't say inhumane)
Whether it be rodent or your baby/wife... that toejam is just unacceptable.
-SW
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As I've stated before and is well documented, majority of serial killers start with animals
when the thrill is gone, they move up to humans
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Originally posted by Eagler
continue taking God and morals out of society and what do you get?
The two redneck southern yokels in Austin that just beat that poor boy senseless for not taking his Bible studies seriously had God in their lives.....so did all the twisted freaks that like to molest young boys and a parade of other wackos throughout history. Jim and Tammy Faye...... Jerry Falwell....ad naseum...
Only a Southern simpleton, raised on ghost stories and substandard education, locked in the malais of some dreadful sweltering suburb could come up with such hooey.
Besides, how do you get that they aren't Christians anyway? Do you really think it was a crowd of evil pagans! Lurking atheists trying to steal some poor kitten's soul?
I bet if you ask anyone in the crowd they will say they believe in God. Doubt they go everyday but I'm sure they've seen their share of Easters. Let me guess now you're going to say they just weren't 'good'Christians.
Yes your silly religion keeps a bunch of brainless people from going over the brink I suppose but the rest of us just use common sense.
It isn't Godlessness, it's the fact that Southerners are taught to beat and torture animals as a point of fun and to prove how manly they are. Can you imagine some flanneled yokel hugging a cat or beating it to show how tough he is????
Now why don't you go catch or fish or something...leave the thinking to the rest of us.
Blame the near-retarded part of America you live in not the death of mysticism......lol
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"Only a Southern simpleton, raised on ghost stories and substandard education, locked in the malais of some dreadful sweltering suburb could come up with such hooey. "
yep, that's me - thanks for your enlightened comments oh great one
:rolleyes:
I hope all you who don't believe in God, don't celebrate Christmas or Easter
Oh but you do - hypocrites
let me guess, you now call it winter and spring break :rolleyes:
what was it called before that ???
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Anybody remember when RAM posted the story about the spanish dude who de-legged all those dogs? I think the spaniards have us southerners topped!
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M=Man [JC], S=Shopkeeper [MP], G=Harry [GC]
Caption: A PET SHOP SOMEWHERE NEAR MELTON MOWBRAY
M Good morning, I'd like to buy a cat.
S Certainly sir. I've got a lovely terrier. [indicates a box on the counter]
M no, I want a cat really.
S [taking box off counter and then putting it back on counter as if it is a
different box] Oh yeah, how about that?
M [looking in box] No, that's the terrier.
S Well, it's as near as dammit.
M Well what do you mean? I want a cat.
S Listen, tell you what. I'll file its legs down a bit, take its snout out,
stick a few wires through its cheeks. There you are, a lovely popsicle cat.
M Its not a proper cat.
S What do you mean?
M Well it wouldn't miaow.
S Well it would howl a bit.
M No, no, no, no. Er, have you got a parrot?
S No, I'm afraid not actually guv, we're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you
what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a
couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. [taking small box
and rattling it] No problem. Lovely parrot.
M how long would that take?
S Oh, let me see ... er, stripping the fur off, no legs ... [calling] Harry
... can you do a parrot job on this terrier straight away?
H [off-screen] No, I'm still putting a tuck in the Airedale, and then I got
the frogs to let out.
S Friday?
M No I need it for tomorrow. It's a present.
S Oh dear, it's a long job. You see parrot conversion ... Tell you what
though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you
straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of
its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good ...
M You'd need a very big tank.
S It's a great conversation piece.
M Yes, all right, all right ... but, er, only if I can watch.
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Ya gotta love Monty Python's Flying Circus! :D:D:D
(http://www.autographcentral.com/artwork/monty_python.jpg)
And hblair, animal torture is penalized here in Spain... well except for bullfights :rolleyes:
Daniel
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Originally posted by 655321
real horror-show it is. they oughtta hang them all up by their yarbles. torchin the poor fluffer.:(
If they have any yarbles :rolleyes:
By the way 655321, have to gather all the droogies at the old moloko, we have to get ready for some ultra-violence
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I hope all you who don't believe in God, don't celebrate Christmas or Easter
Oh but you do - hypocrites
let me guess, you now call it winter and spring break
what was it called before that ???
Eagler
You mean the great merchandisng holiday where we sit around the pagan yule tree?
Was the event we now call Christmas originally a "pagan holiday"? In some ways. Does that mean the church should discard it, along with its lights, tinsel, and increasing commercialism? Only if we are prepared to abandon many other holidays and common Christian practices that the early church co-opted for its own purpose of glorifying Christ.
Christmas has its origins in the fourth century. December 25, which Christians now herald as Jesus' birthday, was actually the date on which the Romans celebrated the birth of the sun god.
After the Roman emperor Constantine converted to Christianity at the Milvian Bridge in 312, he sought to combine the worship of the sun god with worship of Christ. Christian leaders accepted Constantine's conversion in a positive light and saw the "Christ-mass" celebration as a vital part of the process of converting the pagan world.
Long before Constantine, Christians found ways to redeem local cultures and salvage elements in those cultures that naturally pointed to Christ, whether Hebrew, Syrian, Greek, or Roman. They denounced inhumane pagan practices, but at the same time took over pagan temples and converted them to churches. They replaced the old gods in popular devotion with heroic martyrs of the persecutions. And they replaced the holy days of paganism with festivals of the Christian year.
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/9te/9te085.html
Charon
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I'm with FunkedUp.
Hey LePaul, nice cat.
(http://members.shaw.ca/gcornish/pictures/Feb02_01.JPG)
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animal life is not as important as human life.
At what point did homo sapiens stop being animals?
Your distinction is manufactured.
F.
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Io Saturnalia! ;)
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I think it is ok to fry a cat aslong as it is dead.
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Originally posted by Eagler
And in spring, isn't that same tree not reborn?
I'd think as each generation removes itself from the Divine, a more selfish, me, me ,me lifestyle/mindset will come to be. Why not ?? you only have this one life, grab all you can while you can
it's called Karma. One go does not provide enough time for its cycle to complete ..
hehe much more people had die in name of god then in name of individuality, tolerance
eagler do you see any reason , why should be people decent and tolerence without any religion ?
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Originally posted by Eagler
I hope all you who don't believe in God, don't celebrate Christmas or Easter
Oh but you do - hypocrites
let me guess, you now call it winter and spring break :rolleyes:
what was it called before that ???
LOL hey eagler you should know, how are those Christmas, Easterns called in Europe....
Christmas.... we have owen word for that time, whitch isnt related or similary to religion .... we call it feast of well-being,love,piece Do you see anything related to religion ?
Who do belive in god, he add born of jesus to those words, but people of our country are tolerant to each other, so we do not preach each other.....
Easterns ... lol i wish you to see our easterns, you would correct you idea about easterns in the europe, specialy on the countryside......... its very funny and nice time, whitch isnt related to religion , specialy not for young people.... ohhh well
and those customs are older that your country my dear friend
;)
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Anyone here old enough to remember the National Lampoon High School Yearbook Parody?
There was an exchange student with the nickname "alphabet" whose writing was just like Orel's posts.
I just wanted to say that I truely enjoy all of your posts EagleCz.
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LOL you lucky that i dont know that stuff
:D
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just kidding Orel.
I admire anyone who can speak more than one language. I am extremely challenged to speak just the one.
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naaa im taking it easy mate ... i have problem to understand my owen words sometime ....
last week i got email by my colegue, that im probably only 1 person whitch do understand my emails :D
yeah i know that my post missing some words or chars, but i have same problem in my native language, so hard to improve it :D
btw.... the day when you will see my post NON edited, i will start to belive in god :cool:
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Originally posted by funkedup
animal life is not as important as human life.
Uh...ask the kitten about that. Somehow I believe he'd think HIS life is more important than the life of the human (Admittedly I use the term loosely when refering to Charles Benoit) who grilled him or the other humans who amused themselves by poking the kitten with sticks, and personally I would agree with the kitten as to the importance of his life over his chef's life. As far as us humans valuing life of ANY kind, then why do we slaughter so many of each other every friggin day? LOL Sorry Funkedup, but as Hblair pointed out, this story made national news while a mother or a father or a babysitter beating a child to death is hardly newsworthy anymore. Obviously, judging from the outcry over this, I think more people are outraged over the torture of an animal than they are with the torture of a human being.
OTOH we've been grilling animals for a quarter of a million years now, and I agree the kitten was treated inhumanely but how humane is it to chop the head off a chicken, rip out his guts and his feathers, draw and quarter him, soak him in a marinade then cook him? LOL Get real here. All you animal flesh eaters are hypocrites. How many of you have B-B-Q'd animals since you read this story? If you were genuinely concerned for the welfare of this kitten all of you would quit eating animal flesh.
I could almost understand killing a cat if it kept spraying inside your car, or a neighbor's dog that bites your children, but to kill an animal simply because you like the way meat tastes is disgustingly peverse.
The obvious solution to the killing of animals for meat would be to legalize cannibalism. This would spare the animals plus provide the Government with a solution over what to do with the Taliban prisoners being held in Guantanamo Bay. Immobilize them like we do veal, feed them a diet of Granola and milk until their bodies are rid of toxins, feed them artificial flavorings to make their meat taste like pork, beef or chicken, and sell them for five bucks a pound. Not only are we sparing the animals, but we are helping the war effort.
Now before someone calls me a troll I have sworn off trolling. If this were a troll I'd say that they were picking on a starving homeless guy that planned on eating the cat or some other outrageously stupid idea. Please, I am beyond that.
Elfenwolf, former troll
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ROFL..
I'm picturing Elfie typing this with a stick in his mouth while he's still in the full body cast.
:D
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Elfie! We missed yah. Where yah been?
Tounge-in-cheek; I agree with everything yah said.
Only problem is, I like kittens better than most people I know, and dipshits that grill kittins just fer the hell of it need to have their breathing rights revoked. Post Haste.
And, I'd also go so far as to say a whole buncha teenagers I've seen latlely missed out on a good thing by not bein killed by their parents or babysitters. Somebody diddlyed up this society... and it ain't the kittens that need grillin.
Even if one of those bozo's was standin there with a bun and a bottle of ketchup, half starved and droolin; I'd still snatch his liver out and feed it to the cat. After I'd cooked the miserable toejam alive... wouldn't want the cat to get sick.
Carry on. :)
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How many of you have B-B-Q'd animals since you read this story? If you were genuinely concerned for the welfare of this kitten all of you would quit eating animal flesh.
You may say you have sworn off trolling but the above sure seems to still have hook in it! You can't honestly be equating the quick slaughter of an animal for food with slowy roasting one alive for amusement can you?
As for animal life vs. human life, let me ask you a question, you are not even required to respond online. Just be honest at least with yourself.
Here is your question: A child you have never met or a fluffy kitten must die. It is going to be one or the other and the choice of which dies is yours. Which are you going to pick? Be quick about it now, no waffling or excuses, simply choose. Now expand that to 10 fluffy kittens or a child. Which is it going to be? Now expand that 10 fluffy kittens in exchange for a cure for a cancer that afflicts the child. See where the road leads?
In short, animals do not have rights as we understand them. Anyone who has ever owned a dog should appreciate that their world view is simply too different from ours for the term "rights" to even have meaning. WE have an ethical responsibility to treat them humainly however. Grilling a kitten alive crosses the line.
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Originally posted by HFMudd
You may say you have sworn off trolling but the above sure seems to still have hook in it! You can't honestly be equating the quick slaughter of an animal for food with slowy roasting one alive for amusement can you?
As for animal life vs. human life, let me ask you a question, you are not even required to respond online. Just be honest at least with yourself.
Here is your question: A child you have never met or a fluffy kitten must die. It is going to be one or the other and the choice of which dies is yours. Which are you going to pick? Be quick about it now, no waffling or excuses, simply choose. Now expand that to 10 fluffy kittens or a child. Which is it going to be? Now expand that 10 fluffy kittens in exchange for a cure for a cancer that afflicts the child. See where the road leads?
In short, animals do not have rights as we understand them. Anyone who has ever owned a dog should appreciate that their world view is simply too different from ours for the term "rights" to even have meaning. WE have an ethical responsibility to treat them humainly however. Grilling a kitten alive crosses the line.
Of course I'd accept the death of TWENTY kittens, maybe even FIFTY, provided it results in a cure for cancer and the kittens are mixed breed alley cats- unfortunately most research animals are "slaughtered" (your word) for finding a better nerve gas or judging the effects of zero gravity or determining rather the latest Proctor and Gamble product causes rashes. Don't even get me started on the treatment of research animals, bud. Personally I'd rather see ten fat Conservatives sacrificed (my word) to find a cure for K-9 Parvo Disease than even one kitten sacrificed to find a cure for sexual dysfunction. See where THIS road leads?
As for animal "rights," I believe it's more about human responsibility. We are simply the stewards of Mother Earth- we are like destructive children when we march through the forests, plains and seashores, slaughtering indiscriminately as we have done for thousands of years and actually altering our landscape and our climate. Animals are a part of Mother Nature, and the reason that deer run from you instead of letting you pet them and frolic with them is because they have 20 million generations of viewing humans as predators instead of friends. Sadly, it may take 20 million more generations for the deer to truly trust us again and let us frolic freely with them like we once were able to do in ancient times.
In short, Mister Mudd, what rights do HUMANS have? The right to POLLUTE? The right to take whatever creature's life you wish because it is only ANIMAL FLESH that inspires you??? BLOODLUST??? The right to sacrifice our children's future so you may continue to kill and eat Mother Nature's sacred life forms? No, Mister Mudd, as an animal rights advocate I condemn your viewpoints concerning the valueness of animals. They aren't here to amuse us or even to sexually gratify us (in spite of what the FTBs claim) but they are here to simply eke out a living in a Man-Scarred landscape made all the worse by our pathetic presence on this Planet. In short, Mister Mudd, the sooner we are gone as a species the better, and may the next "Lords Of The Realm"- the mighty Cockroach, which will out Darwinize-us and will ultimately be the first beings to develop Hyper Space Drive and thus spread through the Universe as the True Masters of Planet Earth rather than the arrogant Mankind, who will destroy themselves over arguments over which tableclothed-sized fabric should fly over which table-clothed piece of land...and the whole time we have the answer to what ails us as a species right here in front of us..canibalism.
What better way to dispose of our enemies? What better way to deal with the 130-100 female to male birthrate in China? Eat the girls, let the boys live. I understand this is a revolting idea to some of you, but why not being able to order up a platter of baby-backed ribs and have them be REAL baby- backed ribs? What the hell, the Chinese and the Hindus drown female babies anyway, why not create a cottage industry in China and India exporting ribs to America? Give the poor a bit of money and give the animals a break, I always say. In fact I'd bet the Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage people would put a plant in China to export ground Chinese Sausage to America with no questions asked.
I'd write more but I've been sipping my dinner of Pureed Pinenuts and Cheese Cake through a straw as I type with my feet but MT, thanks for offering to nurse me back to health, but really the bung hole on my body cast needs no maintenance. Thanks anyway, tho. Oh, and Mister Mudd, HAVE sworn off trolling- unless I use a barbless hook and pratice catch and release. , Elfie, Troll No More
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Elfenwolf, so did you really have a bungee jumping accident or not?
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
I'd write more but I've been sipping my dinner of Pureed Pinenuts and Cheese Cake through a straw as I type with my feet but MT, thanks for offering to nurse me back to health, but really the bung hole on my body cast needs no maintenance. Thanks anyway, tho. Oh, and Mister Mudd, HAVE sworn off trolling- unless I use a barbless hook and pratice catch and release. , Elfie, Troll No More
You sure bud? I still have that quick-dry spackel around here somewhere. :p
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Amen, Brother.
Welcome Back Reverend Elfenwolf.
:)
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Originally posted by Thrawn
Elfenwolf, so did you really have a bungee jumping accident or not?
LOL Thrawn, OK, here's the story, but the only reason I'll tell you the truth is because I feel guilty on account of I've been having cyber sex with your wife for several months now. :)
No, I did not jump off a bridge either with or without bungees. In fact I am terrified of heights and can only fly AH if I'm too drunk to realize I'm airborne. In fact when Air Warrior went 3D exclusively I had to quit because of the realism. No, I never bungeed off the Forrest Hill bridge. That whole story started because in summertime I'm AFK more often than not, and two of my brothers under the influence of Crown Royal (as I was) concoted the story and posted "carrel" on my mom's computer after I expressed my boredom with posting as Elfenwolf and flying under a seperate name. Basically the plan was to have Elfenwolf be brightly painted by well wishers, mistaken for a Pinata by Mexican migrant workers and beaten to death and I wouldn't post again. A phone call from a friend who posts here convinced me not to kill Elfenwolf although the stupidity of that troll made me wish he WAS dead, but my buddy convinced me not to kill him as it would give too much comfort to Easymo, Hblair, Eagler, Ripsnort, Hortlund, Maverick and several other individuals. It was a bad idea, I take full responsibility for this admittedly stupid faux pas, but I WILL say is this is my only account...well, I have posted as "Ripsnort" about thirteen thousand times, but most of those posts have been nonsincal BS or self promoting hype for his gay website and studmuffin BMW (read Bring My Wallet), but other than that- Elfenwolf is my only ID here.
Now, as Paul Harvey might say- The Rest Of The Story- Summertimes we camp and ski- almost every weekend, plus day use- so I'm feeling uncomfortable about reading all the well wishes (along with the speculative stories about Robert Conrad kicking my ass) and I feel I've unbalanced (great word) my Karma by posting such a redicilous story. I don't know, at the time when we were drunk and talking about a bungee jumper bouncing between rocks and a bridge it seemed funny, but when we sobered up I was uncomfortable with the post and decided to commit cyber suicide. Except for- (drumroll) The Rest Of The Story-
Now, for THE REST OF THE STORY- So I feel like crap over this, I'm taking heat on the BBS, I decide to skip town and go camping for a few days and I'm tightening my tube down in my boat when the bungee I'm using lets go smacks me in the eye, barely missing my eyeball but puncturing my cheek and giving me a shiner that will be here for weeks. I'm mopping my blood off my face (pictures when developed) and I'm immediately struck with two thoughts- 1) I really pissed off the Troll Gods and 2) I'm glad I didn't claim to have landed crotch first instead of face first on the rocks. LOL dems da faktz.
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ROFL..
A classic.
I decided i wasn't gonna reveal the facts around my recent near demise... I figured the community just couldn't handle the truth... but since yer commin clean, here goes..
..my nut sack was hangin so low in the summer heat that when I was takin a dump they got spectacularly stuck in the trap in the cammode when I flushed it.
really.
made the local news around here.
Maybe i shouldn't have called roto rooter first.
;)
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Hangtime, you musta been taking a dump in Texas. They have less of a space between your testicles and the effective whirlpool action of their GWB-sponsered "turbo toilets" on account of most Texans have extremely small testicles. Now before all of you start calling me a troll, well- if I were a troll I would claim Texans had no testicles at all rather than tiny ones. Sheeesh, peace out you freakazoids.
Elfenwolf, just trying to get along
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Elfenwolf, thanks for the info...and yes, you are a very bad man.
Hang, hope that all your pieces are still somewhere near where they are supposed to be.