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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: AvidMC on July 22, 2002, 05:25:03 PM
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When I was just a little lad my mother would to say "Avid you're special" And all of these years I never did belive her. But I have finally realized that Mom was right. I must be special and AH has taught me that it's true. I must be special because whenever I fly through a furball there are at least three, and usually more, that follow me out like bloodhounds on the sent of an escaped convict, like cold on ice, like stink on.....well you know what I mean. What is it about me that attracts them? Is it my stellar personality? my dashing good looks. Why are they intent on following me like some crazed band of cult worshipers in need of a deprogramming. Maybe mom was right, maybe I am special. Or maybe....just maybe.... it's because I fly a JUG!!!!!! That's right kids, if ya ever feel lonely just strap into a P-47. You'll feel like the only big chested blonde in a bar full of drunken sailors :D :D :D
Avid - Who's Mom thinks he's special
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my mom said I was pretty
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i can beat that, my school said I was special. They even gave me a special bus. It was a bit shorter then the other buses, but it had cool things like an elevator in back that could lift my friends in their racechairs up to the bus.
i bet you never got to ride in a school bus with an elevator!
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Welp, yer popularity in a furball diminishes when my pony shows up. A shame we don't get immediate kill messages any more.. the parade used to fill in a lot faster.
;)
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Also to consider is that the solution for any problem that a Jug pilot might encounter is a sledgehammer.
Tact is for wussies..
A "BFH" is the rule that a Jug pilot lives by.
And I would think of that as "special"
;)
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The best way to send them away when you fly jug is to pretend that you are Drex. Dive into 20 red icons, and do some crazy moves, they will run away :)