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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Swoop on July 24, 2002, 12:56:20 PM
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And this weeks winner is: Michelle, 20, from texas.
Michelle like travelling, reading and long walks on the beach. She also hopes to bring about world peace through modelling.
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I'm sorry, but Michelle is at least a 1 bagger. OK from the neck down though.
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Just say "No!" to silicon implants. How about posting a nature woman?
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Originally posted by Swoop
. She also hopes to bring about world peace through modelling.
.....and dumb as a rock;)
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I don't mean to be critical but she's got fake boobs, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer, and it looks like she's got male genitalia in that bikini.
Other than that, she's not bad. :D
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Originally posted by Morgoth
I don't mean to be critical but she's got fake boobs, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer, and it looks like she's got male genitalia in that bikini.
Other than that, she's not bad. :D
LOL!
We heard you like having *that much in common* with yer "women", Morgoth :D
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At my age, I'd be happy just to sniff her bicycle seat...:(
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Jeeze.. whotta buncha picky toejams you guys are!
Swoop, these same bozo's on the gripe parade would screw a diseased sheep blind if it was in any state between clubbed senseless and protesting sweater quality control live on CNN.
;)
btw, she's gay.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
Jeeze.. whotta buncha picky toejams you guys are!
btw, she's gay.
Good, I'm a lesbian too :D
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Yea... this board is full of hardcore body builders whom the girls simply swoon over. My money is if they're flabby pale hienies where posted on a web site there would be similiar remarks from say... females.
xBAT
(http://ubbsmile.free.fr/smileys/troll.gif)
P.S. I think the silicon is fine. She doesnt look to damn bad. As I get older I see more an more good looking chicks...
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Originally posted by Hangtime
Jeeze.. whotta buncha picky toejams you guys are!
Swoop, these same bozo's on the gripe parade would screw a diseased sheep blind if it was in any state between clubbed senseless and protesting sweater quality control live on CNN.
;)
btw, she's gay.
If she was a rug muncher, I'd be on it like stink on sh*t. As that's not the case, I'll stay away from diseased sheep and stick to fainting goats (http://store.yahoo.com/speedandstyle/faintinggoat.html)
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
At my age, I'd be happy just to sniff her bicycle seat...:(
Yeah but from the lifting thread I figured you were pretty buffed. Decrepit but pumped up :D
One whiff of your manly testosterone-laden body and she'd fall to her knees and
****CENSORED FOR FAMILY-STYLE BBS***
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Well no wonder!!
Michelle, 20, from texas
That explains the long face Wilbur.
She is obviously one of the rejects we discarded from the California beach. :p
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Her face reminds me of a cross between Rupaul and Sideshow Bob.
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Originally posted by Morgoth
Yeah but from the lifting thread I figured you were pretty buffed. Decrepit but pumped up :D
One whiff of your manly testosterone-laden body and she'd fall to her knees and
****CENSORED FOR FAMILY-STYLE BBS***
ROTFLOL!
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Someone tell her "Ed The Horse" wants his head back.
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no comment. :D
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Originally posted by funkedup
Her face reminds me of a cross between Rupaul and Sideshow Bob.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL Damn...She has a bigger package than I do
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must've been the bungee jump.... :rolleyes:
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go check out
page3.com
:p
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None of you losers could get a woman like that...ever.
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Originally posted by fdiron
None of you losers could get a woman like that...ever.
Yeah... but I bet we could rent one. :)
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Pete Townsend after a very expensive sex change......
:D
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she has horse face..........
why such the long face?
born that way?
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I think the photographer had her bang her face against that post she is leaning on. Cleaned up the blood, threw a toejamload of makeup on here face and threw a bikini on her.
Masher
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She's better than a fist full of worms.
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Originally posted by fdiron
None of you losers could get a woman like that...ever.
I think it's a stretch to call that "girl" a "woman"
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Originally posted by fdiron
None of you losers could get a woman like that...ever.
Your right, I've had some that were 10 times better ;)
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Sorry, but this woman is not a good representation of what women in Texas look like. Have any of you guys seen American Pie? Nadia (the hot Swedish chick) is a Dallas, TX gal! THAT"S women in Texas look like.
That woman in the bikini looks like A MAN BABY!!!
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Here she is before the breast enhancement surgery and walking on her hind legs classes.
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Hmmm, lets see here. Should I trust my gut instinct, or should I listen to a bunch of guys who pretend they are World War II fighter pilots and play computer games all day....hmmmmm, this is a tough one.....
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You pretend to be a WWII pilot as well, so join the crowd! :p
Masher
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Originally posted by fdiron
Hmmm, lets see here. Should I trust my gut instinct, or should I listen to a bunch of guys who pretend they are World War II fighter pilots and play computer games all day....hmmmmm, this is a tough one.....
That would depend entirely on what gut instinct you're having.
If it's telling you to fill a bag with oats, put it front of her face, and hang it over her ears so she can eat breakfast, I'd say go with it.
If it's telling you to go out in the world and experience what pretty women look like, I'd say go for that too. Make sure to bring a couple of credit cards and a good sense of humor. I think that's what men and women say about each other when they don't have the best set of looks. You know ... "But she has a great sense of humor ...".
Lastly, if your instinct is telling you that you have better luck finding beautiful women than the rest of us, consider that you spend time posting on this board and flying little pixels on your computer just like the rest of us. :rolleyes:
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I zoomed in on that package. Eeek. That plus the implants plus the face leads me to one conclusion:
Dollars to donuts that is a she-male and Swoop is putting us on.
Fdiron with instincts like yours you had better be very careful if you pick up a "woman" in someplace like San Francisco or Tijuana. You might get a little more than you bargained for. ;)
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Its a dude... and Animal hasn't left the bathroom since he printed out the picture.
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The lack of hips really looks like a boy.
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Go to http://www.bullz-eye.com and look at The Girl Next Door shots of the featured Michelle. She's not as bad as this picture portrayed and it's a little more obvious that she's a girl...I think.
While she and some of the other Girl Next Door models are not supermodel types, they are certainly within the 0 to 6 beer range.
I have been traveling to Rio de Janiero every two months and become extraordinarily spoiled on the world famous Brazilian Bundas. Plus the women there, particularly in Rio, are liberal, sexually aggresive, and like to play all types of exciting games. They do bite and scratch to an extent as well.
I go back to Rio on the 20th ;)
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Dunno if it's more obvious that she's a girl. It's definitely more obvious that she has implants though. :)
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Originally posted by funkedup
Dunno if it's more obvious that she's a girl. It's definitely more obvious that she has implants though. :)
Have to do a Crocidile Dundee on her....
Also, forgot to include a photo from Rio!
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Cor! A 40 post thread for a minger like that. :D
If ya like em this bad, just wait til you see next weeks......
(http://www.boomspeed.com/swoop/logo_small.jpg)
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i would pay no more than 25€ for her
:D