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Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: funkedup on July 24, 2002, 05:36:57 PM

Guys, Elfenwolf's wife contacted me and it seems his medical insurance has expired.  Apparently he used a 34 cent stamp when he mailed in his last premium.  It was returned to sender for insufficient postage, but by then it was too late, as he had suffered critical injuries in a tragic bungee mishap.  Elfenwolf has sold his Barbie collection and was able to pay for most of his treatment with the proceeds.  But now he needs a very expensive noodle reattachment procedure and he simply can't afford it.  So if you have a few extra bucks and want to help, please send cash or valuables to:  

Elfenwolf Recovery Fund
C/O Save the Fishies
1626 Holmes St.
Livermore, CA 94550

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Hangtime on July 24, 2002, 06:33:38 PM

I'd send a donation, but i licked the wrong stamp.

now, i'm tripping my brains out..

Title: Re: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: mietla on July 24, 2002, 07:00:42 PM

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Originally posted by funkedup
...  But now he needs a very expensive noodle reattachment procedure

Where will he get a new noodle?

An Oscar Meyer Wiener should not be that expensive.

Title: Re: Re: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Curval on July 24, 2002, 07:13:27 PM

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Originally posted by mietla


Where will he get a new noodle?

An Oscar Meyer Wiener should not be that expensive.

yes, but it is quite possibly too large.

Vienna sausages I think would suffice.:D

It is the surgery that costs the money silly!  Attaching those things are hard...you need microscopes, really thin thread...and someone who knows what the hell they are doing.:rolleyes:

Title: Re: Re: Re: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Hortlund on July 24, 2002, 07:14:22 PM

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Originally posted by Curval


yes, but it is quite possibly too large.

Vienna sausages I think would suffice.:D

It is the surgery that costs the money silly!  Attaching those things are hard...you need microscopes, really thin thread...and someone who knows what the hell they are doing.:rolleyes:

Why not just use duct tape?

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: mietla on July 24, 2002, 07:37:38 PM

yeah, I was thinking krazy glue, but the duct tape will do nicely. He could take it off for the night.

I now, use velcro

Title: Re: Re: Re: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: mietla on July 24, 2002, 07:41:44 PM

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Originally posted by Curval


yes, but it is quite possibly too large.
 

You can bite it to the desired size.

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: mietla on July 24, 2002, 07:42:42 PM

He could also start a club with other unfortunates and share it with other "members", so to speak.

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: lazs2 on July 25, 2002, 08:58:41 AM

elfs wife Bruce has told me that the address you have given in no longer valid funked and that a P.O. box in dixon California is the current place to send funds.
lazs

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: LePaul on July 25, 2002, 09:02:35 AM

LOL

And the name of the fund?  "AHHH-SPROING!-BONK-SPLAT!" ?

Seems like this would all make a very nice Don Martin (MAD Magazine) cartoon.

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Lance on July 25, 2002, 09:31:19 AM

A real man would just superglue the damn thing back on (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/story?id=1409403).

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Elfenwolf on July 25, 2002, 11:12:43 AM

COD you guys are brutal. This obviously isn't true because my wife would prefer to leave it unattatched- the toilet seat would stay cleaner and she could enjoy that particular part of my anatomy while I was sleeping.

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: LePaul on July 25, 2002, 01:20:07 PM

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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
COD you guys are brutal. This obviously isn't true because my wife would prefer to leave it unattatched- the toilet seat would stay cleaner and she could enjoy that particular part of my anatomy while I was sleeping.

I'm sure it would be stored in a vat of "Miracle Grow"   :p

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Nifty on July 25, 2002, 01:38:57 PM

hell, let's just buy him a strap on.  His wife would probably enjoy that more, and it'll be cheaper for us.  ;)

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: midnight Target on July 25, 2002, 02:21:53 PM

OK ok, I have an extra 6" or so to spare, although it will leave things only slightly above normal. Anyone else want to donate?
:p

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Mickey1992 on July 25, 2002, 02:48:12 PM

Bungee jump accident?  I heard that a donkey bit it off.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20020725/od_nm/morocco_dc_1

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: funkedup on July 25, 2002, 04:00:50 PM

Guys this is no laughing matter.
Please donate to save Elfenweewee.
Where's the love??????????????:confused: :confused: :mad:

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Wlfgng on July 25, 2002, 04:52:01 PM

the love was left at the bottom of the bridge/jump

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: lazs2 on July 25, 2002, 05:50:37 PM

and funked..... stop quoting me you pervert!
lazs

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: funkedup on July 25, 2002, 06:28:14 PM

I will stop only if you stop posting witty stuff.  Nobody has managed to beat you since Hooligan posted about Mandoble's lobotomy.

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Ozark on July 25, 2002, 06:34:53 PM

Heck! I sent my donation via Western Union! It bounced back!

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Elfenwolf on July 25, 2002, 10:12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Wlfgng
the love was left at the bottom of the bridge/jump

(reading Wlfgng's post while Neil Diamond croons "Love On The Rocks" on the stereo, sobbing uncontrollably) You lousy bastage Wolfgang. I hope Lazs kicks your hippie ass.

Title: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
Post by: Wlfgng on July 25, 2002, 11:09:53 PM

(evil grin)    :D


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no wait.. hippie?  hold on there.. I've been known to bathe.  heh