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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Ripsnort on July 26, 2002, 12:12:35 PM
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In regards to Chute shooting:
Please provide our pilots with a sidearm!
Thanks! (I know, its a one in a million shot, but hey, you *could* wound the pilot! and besides, it makes you feel like you literally went down fighting!)
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My unfulfilled request since beta is to include new gore effects for killing chutes. I don't want to just shoot them and have them blow up in front of me. I want their blood and innards painting my canopy. I want to have to avoid the giblets as I pour 20mm into the dangling piece of meat 100 yards in front of my guns, else I become blinded by the goo marring my forward view.
I want the ability to land the plane at the rearm pad and have the ground crew wipe the intenstines from my canopy so I can go out and do it again. And again. And again. Oh, and I want a seperate kill streak counter for chute killing with a monthly stat keeping track of the top chute killers. When you land after a long sortie filled with Geneva Convention violations, it should say something like:
"Leviathn has landed 6 kills in a Spitfire Mk V and 18 chute kills."
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
My unfulfilled request since beta is to include new gore effects for killing chutes. I don't want to just shoot them and have them blow up in front of me. I want their blood and innards painting my canopy. I want to have to avoid the giblets as I pour 20mm into the dangling piece of meat 100 yards in front of my guns, else I become blinded by the goo marring my forward view.
I want the ability to land the plane at the rearm pad and have the ground crew wipe the intenstines from my canopy so I can go out and do it again. And again. And again. Oh, and I want a seperate kill streak counter for chute killing with a monthly stat keeping track of the top chute killers. When you land after a long sortie filled with Geneva Convention violations, it should say something like:
"Leviathn has landed 6 kills in a Spitfire Mk V and 18 chute kills."
-- Todd/Leviathn
LOL, I think that's stretching it alittle..it would no longer have a "Family" rating for the sim (and my 6 yr old would no longer be permitted to fly!) ;)
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I'd like to see my Chute pilot becoming a real boy instead of the Gumby like displacement it has. Heck even WB3 has drunks that actually have joints.
That and craters
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Jesus DMF..were you not loved as a child?
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Originally posted by hawk220
Jesus DMF..were you not loved as a child?
I lost my favorite dog, a cute golden retriever pup named Scruffy, when a callous parachutist crash landed on top of him one day. Ever since that fateful afternoon twenty years ago, I've harbored nothing but contempt for all things in a parachute. "If only I had a way to splatter the rat bastards with 20mm cannons," I thought wistfully. Then along came Aces High and lo! While graphically primative, the notion of punishing the bailing chute weenies sold me on the game forever. Now I only fire my Spit V's .303s at enemy planes in order in order to force the pilots to bail, then I fill their fleshy, chute-strapped bodies with 20mm love and think about how Scruffy must be happy up in Puppy Heaven.
Or maybe, just maybe, it's fun to shoot chutes. The signal to noise ratio alone is worth the effort in time and ammo.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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my favorites from this thread:
giblets
signal to noise ratio
lol
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Ever since that fateful afternoon twenty years ago, I've harbored nothing but contempt for all things in a parachute. -- Todd/Leviathn
Well, thanks for not shooting my chute after shooting me down last night! I guess I was too close to the ground to be worth the trouble...
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Originally posted by Biggles
Well, thanks for not shooting my chute after shooting me down last night! I guess I was too close to the ground to be worth the trouble...
I must've missed it against the dark sky and ground. Curses!! I'll get you next time!
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Rather put my lead into enemy craft then waste on a chute
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Originally posted by Hajo
Rather put my lead into enemy craft then waste on a chute
Ever flown a Spit V? It sports 1400 rounds of .303 -- good enough for two or three plane kills OR 1400 chute kills.
Now you tell me which use wastes more ammo? :)
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by Glasses
I'd like to see my Chute pilot becoming a real boy instead of the Gumby like displacement it has. Heck even WB3 has drunks that actually have joints.
That and craters
now that's a great way to get me back into WB :D
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Ripsnort said...
LOL, I think that's stretching it alittle..it would no longer have a "Family" rating for the sim (and my 6 yr old would no longer be permitted to fly!)
...and that would cut Rip's score and ranking by 80-90%! :D
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
In regards to Chute shooting:
Please provide our pilots with a sidearm!
Thanks! (I know, its a one in a million shot, but hey, you *could* wound the pilot! and besides, it makes you feel like you literally went down fighting!)
I'd like to see chutes have some sort of collision modeling so you can fly into them and let your props chew them up.
Ack-Ack
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Or maybe, just maybe, it's fun to shoot chutes. -- Todd/Leviathn
Kinda fun to say to....
Shoot Chute
Chute Shoot
Who Shot my Chute by the Sea Shore....
Ok, faster now...
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It is my understanding that Pilots are not allowed to carry firearms into the cockpits. They may have a Fire Axe... and in the case of Bombers.... Flight Attendents can only have a key to the cocpit door! Hopefully this will change but beuracracy at HTC and all it may be a wait until we see armed flightcrews!
:D
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My request since 1.05 is..
"Please, let minor damage be repaired on rearm/refuel pad, and give us the ability to switch loading/armament options."
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That rearm pad is 2 guys standing there 1 with a jerry can o gas. the other with a bucket of bullets, not a full up F1 pit crew;)
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Originally posted by Glasses
----"Mein dicke Stuka ist gute fur frauen in den arsch."
Muhahahahaaa ROFLMFAO ahaahahaaaaaaa
Damn thx for that laugh muhahaaaa
but the sentence is right : "Meine dicke Stuka ist gut um sie Frauen in den Arsch zu stecken"
I have to appoligize to all from u who can understand German. This sentence isnt that nice lolololol
I hope this post wont be cancelled :cool: :D
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Censorship doesn't apply to what they cannot read :D
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Originally posted by Udie
now that's a great way to get me back into WB :D
Ever tried taking a joint off a fully armed paratrooper?.....can be more trouble than it's worth ;-)
Blue
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Thank you Herr freeze I will do the update later :D
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I would like to see a 1 in 1000 chance of getting your bootlaces caught in the canopy as you bail. It would be pretty cool to chute kill some handsomehunk flopping against his fuselage while he's trying to squeeze off .45 rounds at you.
Nope, no love for me as a child (and damn little now that I'm married ...)
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All i can say to the chute shooter is that i hope my inards blanket your canopy windshield and you go down blind and hit a mountain and explode! While my middle finger is defiant in your face all the way down. as its attached by it fiberous tenden to the cowl of your plane. YUP thats DEAD MAN FLYING INTO MOUNTAIN . :D
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Originally posted by fffreeze220
but the sentence is right : "Meine dicke Stuka ist gut um sie Frauen in den Arsch zu stecken"
Well if you can post it in German...
Here is the translation; straight from Altavista...
"My thick dive bomber is to be put well around it women into the ass"
Jeff :D
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Ever tried taking a joint off a fully armed paratrooper?.....can be more trouble than it's worth ;-)
Ever try takin a joint off a fully armed stoner??:D
Doc
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I would like to see a 1 in 1000 chance of getting your bootlaces caught in the canopy as you bail. It would be pretty cool to chute kill some handsomehunk flopping against his fuselage while he's trying to squeeze off .45 rounds at you.
LMFAO....What a visual I got there:)
Doc