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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Soup Nazi on July 26, 2002, 01:38:56 PM
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Too many chute shooters. It just ain't right.
Good bye, enjoy your "game".
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I ain't gonna bite
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chomp chomp ....
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But Paintmaw you have such big teeth, how can you RESIST it. lol
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The sea was very angry that day my friend.
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I have lost my honor...
I must perform seppuku, and in death regain my honor. Who will be my Kaishaku-nin and deliver me into the next life, where I shall have a renewed sense of honor?
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game, a game... it's a GAME !!!!!
they are ALL JUST GAMES>
and the only reason you'd be mad about being shot in the chute is due to scoring, etc. IMO you get to fly a new plane sooner when you get shot up
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Shooting chutes actually demonstrates a deep love and affection for the floater. Its all a matter of perspective.
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'zactly
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wlfgng,
step away from the troll son, step away from the troll :)
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Originally posted by Udie
wlfgng,
step away from the troll son, step away from the troll :)
hehehehe!
Sometimes the bait is JUST too tempting.
(http://www.cuttermotors.com/jon_shafer/hook_up.gif)
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roflmao
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Originally posted by Nifty
I have lost my honor...
I must perform seppuku, and in death regain my honor. Who will be my Kaishaku-nin and deliver me into the next life, where I shall have a renewed sense of honor?
Nifty, this may help (from everyone's favorite Ninja site)...
Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc... and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times, and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
If you succeed everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”
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No soup for you!
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i love shooting chutes and sky divers
:D
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Troll or tool...? My guess is troll.
Charon
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Originally posted by Soup Nazi
Too many chute shooters. It just ain't right.
Good bye, enjoy your "game".
what are these "chutes" people keep referring to?
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Originally posted by Revvin
No soup for you!
Actually in this case it is "NO TEQUILA FOR YOU!";)
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(http://www.maximonline.com/grit/worst_job/images/photo.jpg)
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I have lost my honor...
must perform seppuku, and in death regain my honor. Who will be my Kaishaku-nin and deliver me into the next life, where I shall have a renewed sense of honor
pick me pick me .. then'll we'll fly your corpse in the backseat of my bf-110 ..then you will find true honor and peace.
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Originally posted by Soup Nazi
Too many chute shooters. It just ain't right.
Good bye, enjoy your "game".
Isn't that spelled Honour?
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I shot a chute and have dishonored myself.
I must commit seppuku.
RIP.
OUCH.
HMMM..maybe on second thought
anybody got a bandaid?
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These pretzels are making me thirsty...
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rogwar...
amuricans got lazy and removed the u...
SKurj
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my...what's next? Tinky-Winky ? :p
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You dishonour thousands of people with a nickname like that...
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK >>>GOODBYE:rolleyes:
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"wait a minute, you forgot my bread"
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I am going to start shooting chutes now just because of this thread...
Gatso
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Welcome to the club, Gatso!
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I will shoot u bastards for 2 reasons........
1. You wwill give Reports of our base ..if you baile near it...SPY's DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. You were talkn sht before i clobbered you
o yaa
3. Im bored there are no one else to shoot....and ...you dont have a gun...lolo
Love BiGB
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Originally posted by Revvin
No soup for you!
Damn you, you beat me to it LOL.
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During WWII, an American Army Captain stationed in England met and fell in love with a British Lieutenant in the WRENS. After a whirlwind courtship, they became engaged and his fiancee wanted him to spend the weekend at her parents' home in the country so they could meet him.
When they arrived at a huge estate, a Rolls Royce was parked in front of a circular driveway with a staff of a dozen maids, butlers, gardeners, etc., standing at attention awaiting their arrival. It was obvious to the Yank that his fiancee was no ordinary Brit, but of the nobility. Her parents were absolutely taken by her choice of a husband and a delightful weekend was enjoyed by all.
When the Yank returned to his headquarters outside London, he went to the British liaison officer's office, explained what had happened, and asked what the proper protocol would be for him at the wedding.
"At the wedding, pretty much the same as your American weddings, I would say, but a bit more elaborate. The big difference would be after the wedding. You will both have connecting rooms in the Claridge. You will both go to your separate rooms, where you will bathe, apply cologne, put on your pajamas and robe, and go to the door connecting your two rooms."
"You will rap on the door. She will answer,'Yes,' and you will say, 'I offer you my honor.' She will respond, 'I honor your offer.' That is your permission to enter her room. After that, it's honor and offer all night."
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Originally posted by Soup Nazi
Too many chute shooters. It just ain't right.
Good bye, enjoy your "game".
Hmmm, but if your hands are no longer busy
playing Aces High we all know that pretty soon
you'll no longer be "Master of your domain" ;)
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"