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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: MoonJuice on July 29, 2002, 11:01:32 AM

Title: Where are the nude beaches?
Post by: MoonJuice on July 29, 2002, 11:01:32 AM

I've flown all over AH and I can't find any nude beaches.

I've seen a few nude sheep.

Still looking....

Title: Where are the nude beaches?
Post by: AKIron on July 29, 2002, 11:11:42 AM

They're all nude beaches, gotta press alt-f4 to see the people. ;)

Title: Where are the nude beaches?
Post by: Fatty on July 29, 2002, 11:12:48 AM

The absence is just one more example of complacency and general incompetence of the HTC art staff.  I've yet to see the beer in my pilot's left hand either.

Title: Where are the nude beaches?
Post by: Apache on July 29, 2002, 11:12:56 AM

All you'll find is the FDB's there. A most sickening sight. Beer bottles and McDonalds wrappers litter the beach.

Title: Where are the nude beaches?
Post by: MrLars on July 29, 2002, 07:21:22 PM

Nude beaches? There's one 1/4 mile outside of my office window. When bored I'll grab the binoculars and....um, nevermind :o

Title: Where are the nude beaches?
Post by: Ozark on July 29, 2002, 07:25:02 PM

Quote

Originally posted by AKIron
They're all nude beaches, gotta press alt-f4 to see the people. ;)

LOL!

Title: Where are the nude beaches?
Post by: Morgoth on July 29, 2002, 07:32:46 PM

What in God's name do you want to see naked pilots on the beach for? I can barely stand looking at them fully clothed and on fire after being shot down.

Nearly every squad has "fat", "drunk", and "some form of animal" in their handles.

I'd rather see naked elves in EQ.

HiTech: it would be cool to see blunts and Colt 45 modeled or I'll have to threaten again about the possibility of maybe canceling my account. Gracias.