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Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Samm on July 29, 2002, 05:37:14 PM: Yo peeps, starting a clan here in this game that is gonna totally kick prettythang on all the lamerz . But first, need to lay down some ground rules .

1. Anyone caught flying a niki will be promptly banned from squad .

2. Anyone caught flying an La7 will also be banned from squad.

3.Anyone caught flying a chog will of course also be banned .

4. Anyone caught HOing or face shooting will be banned .

5. Chute shooters will be sooo ejected from squad .

6. Anybody caught making more than 3 consecutive sorties in a spitfire will first be given a warning, if the behavior continues they will be banned .

7. Our goal is to become so proficient that we will patrol the skies at 25k or higher in doras or p51d's or like plane, and only engage enemy when we have alt and speed advantage .

8. Don't ever let me catch you in a flakpanzer unless it cost you perk points .

9. Anytime you have the slightest suspision of cheating it is your duty to make known your allegations on chan1 and on this forum .

10. We will allways and only fly bish, anyone who changes country must leave the squad.

Thats all I can think of now . Any suggestions you have are welcome .
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: sling322 on July 29, 2002, 05:59:32 PM: You should contact Commander Rialbh. He would fit in perfectly in your new squad.
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Post by: Voss on July 29, 2002, 06:04:53 PM: Too many rules, man.

Miss Cleo predicts you will have no kills by the end of next tour and be killed 5208 times.
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: GunnerCAF on July 29, 2002, 06:06:51 PM: Quote
10. We will allways and only fly bish, anyone who changes country must leave the squad.

My I suggest you call your squad... MEGA LAMERZ :)
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: laz on July 29, 2002, 06:08:33 PM: loll. Morons... That takes the FUN out of the GAME. I predict you have 0000 Members in the next months and I promise to fly la7 to knock some sense into you and anyone who joins you squad. Cheers!
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Post by: Dinger on July 29, 2002, 06:14:07 PM: Dude I'm soo in you're squad. This is gonna be totally sweet!
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Post by: HFMudd on July 29, 2002, 06:17:03 PM: Quote
Our goal is to become so proficient that we will patrol the skies at 25k or higher in doras or p51d's or like plane, and only engage enemy when we have alt and speed advantage

I was soooooo in right up to here dude, but then you picked two late war uber dweeby alt weenie survivor rides. Had you of stuck will macho real pilot rides like the A series 190's, the P-38, the Ki-61 or the 205 you would have had me.

Oh well, I guess my dreams of becoming a "squaddie" have been shattered like a big picture window in the bad part of town.
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Puck on July 29, 2002, 06:17:04 PM: I think a few people missed the tag

Oh well.

It doesn't matter what I fly; once a con gets to D5.5 the wings spontaniously fall off. Must be a bug in the game. HTC?

I've flown nothing but Knights. The Rooks and Bish have both nominated me for their respective air medals.
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: bozon on July 29, 2002, 07:39:50 PM: 11. we will always fly in formation of no less than 10.

GREAT! where do I sign?

Bozon
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Samm on July 29, 2002, 07:49:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by HFMudd

I was soooooo in right up to here dude, but then you picked two late war uber dweeby alt weenie survivor rides. Had you of stuck will macho real pilot rides like the A series 190's, the P-38, the Ki-61 or the 205 you would have had me.

I said or like plane, p38L counts dude . Basically any plane that will enable you to extend away from some dweeb that is playing the lame turning game so that you will be able to tell him how big of a EZ mode lamer he is while you're extending away so that you can grab alt .
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: akak on July 29, 2002, 07:54:45 PM: 12. There will be no 1v1 fights, only gang-bangs are permitted.

Ack-Ack
479th FG
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Post by: john9001 on July 29, 2002, 07:56:12 PM: ah ...will them rulez be on the test?? huh?
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Post by: milnko on July 29, 2002, 08:37:40 PM: That squad sounds so like the FDBs, except for all the rules part.
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Octavius on July 29, 2002, 08:57:57 PM: QUAH!

sign me up!
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: HFMudd on July 29, 2002, 08:59:51 PM: Quote
I said or like plane, p38L counts dude

Dude! I am like so totally embarassed now! I hope it isn't too late to take a number and get into this most wicked kick prettythang skwaud!
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Post by: Samm on July 29, 2002, 09:09:25 PM: The
<<<--=+4077th GunslingerghostDeathRebelz+=-->>>
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Post by: JoeDirt on July 29, 2002, 09:55:17 PM: the spit mk1 is all i fly.....:confused:
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: ZeroPing on July 29, 2002, 10:44:51 PM: Quote
Yo peeps, starting a clan here in this game that is gonna totally kick prettythang on all the lamerz

lmfao come on
Title: Re: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Grizzly on July 29, 2002, 11:25:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Samm

10. We will allways and only fly bish, anyone who changes country must leave the squad.

Thats all I can think of now . Any suggestions you have are welcome .

You gotta change number 10 to allow switching to the winning country before a reset!
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Post by: ZeroPing on July 29, 2002, 11:41:18 PM: No doubt
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Post by: AKDejaVu on July 29, 2002, 11:57:50 PM: LOL! That's a great one samm!

Errrr... wait... are you serious?
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on July 30, 2002, 01:54:22 AM: part 2 chapter 12 rule 15

anyone having fun and LOL
will be disbanded

:)
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Hortlund on July 30, 2002, 03:44:46 AM: You should talk to CDR Akira about this. If you can get his leadership skills involved, you are all set.

Hortlund
-[[['¨¨(-=RECON CO=-)¨¨']]]-
489158th Super-Raptor F/A-28s "0\/\/nZ n00bZ!"
Navy SEAL NINJA PT Recon squadron -Death from below!
Title: Re: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: X2Lee on July 30, 2002, 04:21:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samm
Yo peeps, starting a clan here in this game that is gonna totally kick prettythang on all the lamerz . But first, need to lay down some ground rules .

1. Anyone caught flying a niki will be promptly banned from squad .

2. Anyone caught flying an La7 will also be banned from squad.

3.Anyone caught flying a chog will of course also be banned .

4. Anyone caught HOing or face shooting will be banned .

5. Chute shooters will be sooo ejected from squad .

6. Anybody caught making more than 3 consecutive sorties in a spitfire will first be given a warning, if the behavior continues they will be banned .

7. Our goal is to become so proficient that we will patrol the skies at 25k or higher in doras or p51d's or like plane, and only engage enemy when we have alt and speed advantage .

8. Don't ever let me catch you in a flakpanzer unless it cost you perk points .

9. Anytime you have the slightest suspision of cheating it is your duty to make known your allegations on chan1 and on this forum .

10. We will allways and only fly bish, anyone who changes country must leave the squad.

Thats all I can think of now . Any suggestions you have are welcome .

Yeah cram yer boring rule riden squad when the sun dont shine?
No chute shootining. Sounds like a squadron of sissies to me...:D
Title: Re: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: X2Lee on July 30, 2002, 04:24:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samm
Yo peeps, starting a clan here in this game that is gonna totally kick prettythang on all the lamerz . But first, need to lay down some ground rules .
.

Damn methinks I been had!
Trolled and caught...
I need to have coffee before I am able to see humor. :mad:
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Kirin on July 30, 2002, 04:26:56 AM: Rule #5 will keep the real Experten out!

Chute shooting is not just a privilege and art of any great fighter pilot - it's the duty of every airman flying under LW colours (well, applies for JG54 at least)!

Too bad AH does not have a "folding-chute" animation or "scream-of-death-*splat*" effect!
Title: Re: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Tumor on July 30, 2002, 04:29:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samm
Yo peeps, starting a clan here in this game that is gonna totally kick prettythang on all the lamerz . But first, need to lay down some ground rules .

1. Anyone caught flying a niki will be promptly banned from squad .

2. Anyone caught flying an La7 will also be banned from squad.

3.Anyone caught flying a chog will of course also be banned .

4. Anyone caught HOing or face shooting will be banned .

5. Chute shooters will be sooo ejected from squad .

6. Anybody caught making more than 3 consecutive sorties in a spitfire will first be given a warning, if the behavior continues they will be banned .

7. Our goal is to become so proficient that we will patrol the skies at 25k or higher in doras or p51d's or like plane, and only engage enemy when we have alt and speed advantage .

8. Don't ever let me catch you in a flakpanzer unless it cost you perk points .

9. Anytime you have the slightest suspision of cheating it is your duty to make known your allegations on chan1 and on this forum .

10. We will allways and only fly bish, anyone who changes country must leave the squad.

Thats all I can think of now . Any suggestions you have are welcome .

shuddup samm
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: lazs2 on July 30, 2002, 08:18:37 AM: This is a good time to restate that I am "lazs" not that insipid laz guy.
lazs
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 30, 2002, 08:33:11 AM: NICE one Samm! Jeez, elfenwolf would be proud! So many hooked in one cast...

(http://www.cuttermotors.com/jon_shafer/hook_up.gif)
Title: ROFLMAO
Post by: dsrtrat on July 30, 2002, 08:48:56 AM: Sounds like fun. NOT. Stooging around at 25k hopin that the 1 plane you try to zoom doesn't outurn u and u have to take another 25 minutes setting up. There are those that like to fight, and those that like to sit above it and pick on the weak kids that are hanging around the outside edges. Enjoy playing with the geeks boys!
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Post by: devious on July 30, 2002, 09:44:26 AM: Quah !

X>
489158th Super-Raptor F/A-28s "0\/\/nZ n00bZ!"
Navy SEAL NINJA PT Recon squadron -Death from below!
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Blue Mako on July 30, 2002, 09:12:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
NICE one Samm! Jeez, elfenwolf would be proud! So many hooked in one cast...

Rip, you have shown them the hook and yet they still wanna nibble. :D
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Slash27 on July 30, 2002, 09:19:56 PM: I want my 10 min back I spent reading this toejam.:D
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Don on July 31, 2002, 11:46:23 AM: >>Yo peeps, starting a clan here in this game that is gonna totally kick prettythang on all the lamerz . But first, need to lay down some ground rules . <<

Hmmm, and what color is the sky in your world Samm? Hmmm?
:D
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Post by: Tuck on July 31, 2002, 08:59:19 PM: "Too many rules, man.

Miss Cleo predicts you will have no kills by the end of next tour and be killed 5208 times."

ROFLMAO!

The Tuckster

How's My Flying? Call 1-800-BITEME
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Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: AcidFunk on August 01, 2002, 07:57:44 AM: Rule #1 there is no fight club
Rule #2 there is no fight club

I would join the squad but i want to fly in a formation of c47's at 30k and drop VH supplies on enemy fleets. Then that way we can use the 489158th Super-Raptor F/A-28s "0\/\/nZ n00bZ!" Navy SEAL NINJA PT Recon squadron -Death from below! squad to pick up the cargo using there low speed manuevering tactics and sink the fleet.
Here is another good rule to apply to the squad:

Rule #126: Anyone caught playing with their monitor on will be banned. We will only fly by sound.
312th ~~Blind Mice~~ Cargo Squad \\!-BuStA-KaP n00bZ Azz-!//

AcidFunk
"Puff, Puff, Give"
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Masherbrum on August 01, 2002, 08:14:03 AM: You're killing me Funk!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

Masher
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Post by: VWE001 on August 01, 2002, 08:59:51 AM: yo dude, hey dude, no dude... dude. When will we see the Dude squad?
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Post by: T0J0 on August 01, 2002, 02:41:08 PM: "SAMM Wrote"
<<<--=+4077th GunslingerghostDeathRebelz+=-->>>

the name of the squad really exposes the troll!!!
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Post by: Sikboy on August 01, 2002, 03:01:24 PM: I'm in, but only if I can bring my l337 PT boat with me.
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Post by: funkedup on August 01, 2002, 08:16:10 PM: WHINER
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Post by: jededii on August 01, 2002, 08:38:29 PM: :D this was definitely time well wasted :D
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Post by: Biggles on August 01, 2002, 09:36:28 PM: No problem!

I'll fly 3 in a spit

Then 1 in a seafire (that's seafire, not spit!)

Then 3 in a spit

Then 1 in a seafire

continue ad nauseum.

And I won't get banned!
Whatta deal!

:D
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Post by: hazed- on August 02, 2002, 04:21:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Slash27
I want my 10 min back I spent reading this toejam.:D

this is the point i decided to stop reading this toejam too. ~~slash :)~~
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: Sikboy on August 02, 2002, 07:27:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Slash27
I want my 10 min back I spent reading this toejam.:D

All Sales are final
Title: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply .
Post by: bigUC on August 02, 2002, 03:07:06 PM: This is SOOO COOOL and totally kickprettythang. I suck a bit too much to be in your toejamkicking supersquad, but I HAVE several piercings and a skateboard, AND i THINK Britney SUCKS big time. I'm into reeealy hard kinda heavymetal-techno-boyband kinda toejam, and I'm gonna get a tattoo soon. Ill apply when my k/d gets over 1

Totally rocks that its a bish supersquad! Bish have no grayhaired old beerbellied lamer farts. All other countrys are soooo gay. Way kewl to reduce the amount of spit-time too. That will get all the supercool dudes who knows whos gay and whos a HO on ch 1 to sign up. Can we use voice too, like in CS? That will free up the left hand (i like to keep it in my crotch.)