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Title: Dirty Joke (not For Kids)
Post by: Udie on July 30, 2002, 02:28:06 PM

Maria is a devout Catholic.

She gets married and has 17 children, then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 12 children by her second husband. He eventually dies too.  

 Years later she dies and at her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, Looks up to the heavens and says, "At last, they're finally together." A man standing next to him
asks,"Excuse me, Father. But do you mean her first husband, or her second
husband?"
The Priest says. " I mean her legs."



:D :D :D

Title: Dirty Joke (not For Kids)
Post by: JoeDirt on July 30, 2002, 02:56:55 PM

wtf? i dont get it??:confused:

Title: Dirty Joke (not For Kids)
Post by: mason22 on July 30, 2002, 03:00:11 PM

ask central....  :)

Title: Dirty Joke (not For Kids)
Post by: Wlfgng on July 30, 2002, 03:01:32 PM

lol

Joe doesn't get it..    doh

Title: Dirty Joke (not For Kids)
Post by: Udie on July 30, 2002, 03:42:32 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JoeDirt
wtf? i dont get it??:confused:

:D


(insert the words from Monty Python's Meaning of Life's song about catholics and birth control)


:D