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Title: Carlos calls in sick...
Post by: Sandman on July 31, 2002, 01:06:38 PM

Carlos calls his boss & says, 'Ey, Boss I not come to work today.  I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache & my legs hurt.  I not come work,'

The boss says, 'You know, Carlos, I really need you today.  When I feel like that, I go to my wife & tell her to give me sex.  That makes me feel better & I can go to work.  You should try that.'

Two hours later Carlos calls, 'Boss, I did what you said & I feel great, I be at work soon.  You got nice house.'

Title: Carlos calls in sick...
Post by: deSelys on July 31, 2002, 02:02:02 PM

ROFL good one :D

Title: Carlos calls in sick...
Post by: jbroey3 on July 31, 2002, 04:44:13 PM

:D ;)

Title: Carlos calls in sick...
Post by: AKIron on July 31, 2002, 05:26:48 PM

LMAO :D

Title: Carlos calls in sick...
Post by: john9001 on July 31, 2002, 06:04:37 PM

hey , i'm getting better , i got the punch line right away