Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: ET on August 01, 2002, 01:21:43 PM
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They never learned to turn.
They don't know how to land.
They refuse to rearm at the pad.
They commit suicide when lead pilot dies.
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My drones are so stupid, I told them to go to War Emergency Power, so they thought I mean electricity and blew a fuse on their radios.
My drones are so stupid, I told them to drop their bombs so they soiled their pants.
My drones are so stupid, I told them to watch for cons so they found me a Star Trek convention.
My drones are so stupid, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork! Oh wait, that's not my drones, that's why your mama's so ugly....
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...they try to take off by backing up.
...think they're in a rollercoaster if they pass me.