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Title: Sally's namesake
Post by: Angus on August 02, 2002, 01:21:23 PM: For Sally
This is a picture of me and Big Sally, who happens to be an Angus:D
At the end of the month I intend to bring Sally to an exhibition and make a serious attempt to the title "most beautiful cow in the country", or at least "the biggest cow in the country"
I will be bringing her sister and daughter along, and maybe also her "little" brother, muhahahahahaha
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Post by: sassy sally on August 02, 2002, 01:26:30 PM: lol great pict Angus lol
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Post by: AKDejaVu on August 02, 2002, 01:40:39 PM: She really likes you... I can tell. ;)
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Post by: rogwar on August 02, 2002, 02:20:17 PM: Did she date some of the FDBs?
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Post by: midnight Target on August 02, 2002, 04:45:35 PM: awwwwww.

That is the cutest steak I've ever seen. :D
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Post by: Hangtime on August 03, 2002, 01:15:03 AM: a lil knock kneed, but i'd do her.
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Post by: Elfenwolf on August 03, 2002, 02:35:41 AM: Angus, the look of contentment upon the faces of you and Sally speak volumes. Hey, if loving Sally is wrong you don't want to be right, huh?

So how do you prepare Sally for her run at "Miss Cow America?" Do you hire a coach who teaches Sally how to walk without swaying her udder? Does Sally require makeup? Who polishes her hooves?

Dude, I had an ottoman I was quite fond of, kind of like you and Sally. My ottoman had sturdy yet feminine bowed legs and a red silk cover. I kept our love secret because I knew the world wasn't ready for a love between a man and his furniture any more than the world is ready for the love between a man and his cow. My martinizing bill reached four figures a month so I broke up with the ottoman. I simply couldn't afford her any longer. Last I heard she's dating a sectional in Skagway, New Jersey, so I hope it works for her.
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Post by: Animal on August 03, 2002, 05:06:43 AM: must... refrain from... derogatory coments...
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Post by: Morgoth on August 03, 2002, 07:49:04 AM: I used to be nervous.

Now I'm just plain scared.
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Post by: whgates3 on August 04, 2002, 12:16:57 AM: thats not knock kneed, hangtime, shes curtsying
Title: LOL!
Post by: marauder on August 04, 2002, 01:36:37 AM: Oh man! I know this is the open forum for off topic posts but
a guy and his cow?! Now THAT'S off topic!:D Livestock shows
and a Combat Flight sim... a natural pairing. ;)
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Post by: Angus on October 21, 2002, 11:35:15 AM: Well, Sally made it to the cow exhibition, and won a prize.
This is a picture of her and her daughter (who also made it to the Prize category). The girls holding them are (from left) Anske, my worker, and Christiane, my girl :)

Note: Sally's big ears are clearly visible in this picture.
Title: Congradulations!
Post by: rogwar on October 21, 2002, 11:41:18 AM: Jokes aside....

It takes a lot of hard work to do what you do. Job well done.
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Post by: Thrawn on October 21, 2002, 11:42:48 AM: Hehe, they look like Mickey Mouse ears.

Congrats!
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Post by: Ripsnort on October 21, 2002, 11:45:23 AM: Congrats Angus! (And *I'll* take whats behind Door #3 Please) :)
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Post by: Fatty on October 21, 2002, 11:47:06 AM: Damn who'd a thunk Sally was pregnant? I thought he just liked wings and beer a lot.
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Post by: Ripsnort on October 21, 2002, 11:49:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Fatty
Damn who'd a thunk Sally was pregnant? I thought he just liked wings and beer a lot.

He slept on our couch in our room at the 2000 con, does that signify anything?
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Post by: udet on October 21, 2002, 02:50:23 PM: darn. And I though all along that Sally was your girl...