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Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: LtHans on August 09, 2001, 04:09:00 AM: You know, for that long awaited "Canada vs USA" confrontation we all know is comming. British Commonwealth planes vs USAAF planes.

I figured somebody could create the great lakes as a terrain for a "inland sea" style of terrain for carriers and such, but it still allows enough land to use alot of landbased aircraft (all depends on the scale of the terrain).

I've always wanted to invade Canada. They've got to be up to something. Nobody ever hears anything comming out of Canada as major news. They're plotting something. Lets invade before they do it to us.

If I get enough ambition up maybe I will make the terrain, but I haven't quite got around to it yet.

Hans.
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Nash on August 09, 2001, 05:28:00 AM: Nice idea... but we would humiliate you. :)

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Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: 1776 on August 09, 2001, 07:19:00 AM: I always thought that the Canadaians in here were a secret wing of their airforce. Special pilots taking advanced training.

HT has single-handedly held off the invasion of the hords from the north by confounding the Canadaian Airforce high command. The numerious updates HTC has produced keeps their high command off balance!!

<S> HTC, America's #1 defense!!!
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Post by: AKSWulfe on August 09, 2001, 07:26:00 AM: "I always thought that the Canadaians in here were a secret wing of their airforce. Special pilots taking advanced training."

Hmmm, Canadians, secret, airforce, pilots and advanced all in the same sentence.

Something is very wrong here, but then you said "special"... Yup, they are very "special". :)
-SW
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Thunder on August 09, 2001, 08:49:00 AM: Hmmm.. This is VERY interesting... The KNUCKS! must be planning an invasion! They have not been heard from sense the Mckenzie Brothers told us about "Beerhunter" and called us "hosers"! There have been rumors that they are all speaking "French" up there now and have sold all their "NHL Hockey" teams for the WAR MACHINE! I am wondering if the first attack will be at Detroit.. the Windsor GIRLS have been taking thier money for years! I think they hate Detroit!

I think we need this terrain.. would be fun! :)

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Thunder

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Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: skernsk on August 09, 2001, 09:20:00 AM: I'm sure that only 1 in 4 Americans playing Aces High could point Canada out on the map.

If we made this terrain half of the US pilots would prabably get lost and drop thier bombs on US soil.....tards.

As for a North -- South "rumble" we'd win. We'd send you boys packing and you can take yor nuclear waste and "uber- missile" defense system with yas :p
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: AKSWulfe on August 09, 2001, 09:25:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by skernsk:
I'm sure that only 1 in 4 Americans playing Aces High could point Canada out on the map.

Who cares? It's a 3rd world country, they are all the same.

You bomb one, you bomb them all!
-SW
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: SOB on August 09, 2001, 09:55:00 AM: Canada's Greatest Resource

So, uh, we're gonna bomb Wisconsin, eh?
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SOB
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Baddawg on August 09, 2001, 10:14:00 AM: Hey SOB you dont see us making fun of your countrys founding fathers!!!!

Please dont use our's. :p
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: loser on August 09, 2001, 10:25:00 AM: quote from LtHans:I've always wanted to invade Canada. They've got to be up to something. Nobody ever hears anything comming out of Canada as major news. They're plotting something. Lets invade before they do it to us.

remember what happened last time their was an 'invasion' attempt?

and the plotting is long done.

we simply saved one keg of beer. in the event of an invasion from our friends to the south, we would simply leave the keg and a few plastic cups on the 49th.

a short time later all american forces would be hopelessly intoxicated and crawl back to the US where they could once again safely enjoy their "bud lite" and only half nekkid girls at the nudy bar.

:D

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Post by: SOB on August 09, 2001, 10:31:00 AM: Only half nekkid girls at nudie bars??? Where is this horrid place?!?
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Grimm on August 09, 2001, 12:31:00 PM: The US has nothing to worry about... We in Wisconsin have been training for years in case of said invasion.

I bet you thought we wore Cheese on our heads as a fashion statment. In truth that is our Special Forces Helmet! Not to mention all the the Black And White Attack Cows!

We also have a solid Offensive line to protect our other secret Weapon, Bret Farve! Beware or Bret will Lauch a Bomb north! ;D

I myself spent a summer in Kelowna and Fort St John doing recon.....

I can now even speak Candian....Aye... ;D

Yup, We need a GL Terrain with GreenBay, Chicago, Detroit on it. :D
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: pugg666 on August 09, 2001, 01:00:00 PM: Quote
I'm sure that only 1 in 4 Americans playing Aces High could point Canada out on the map.
If we made this terrain half of the US pilots would prabably get lost and drop thier bombs on US soil.....tards.

As for a North -- South "rumble" we'd win. We'd send you boys packing and you can take yor nuclear waste and

i'm with skernsk on this one.....you damned yankees don't have a chance!
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Post by: cabletv on August 09, 2001, 01:20:00 PM: (http://www.standonguard.com/images/futuremap.gif)

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Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Fatty on August 09, 2001, 01:37:00 PM: Isn't Canada the name of that big US National Park?
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: LePaul on August 09, 2001, 02:01:00 PM: Ooooh, a chance to kill some Cannucks? Muhahaha....would be fun, easy to spot in the air, with their slow speed and left blinker still on.... :)
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Post by: Vruth on August 09, 2001, 02:18:00 PM: US invade Canada

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

What would you all do without back-bacon for your Pizza's?

Come on! We gave you Celine Dion, Saturday Night Live, Ann Murray, and Pamala Anderson!

Wait, that's an excuse to Invade. :D

Tell you what, come up to my Igloo and we'll play a hockey game over it. Afterwards, I'll skidoo to my office (or take the dogsled if the missus has the doo out), and have maplesyrop on beavertails.

Then we can skate home and watch Pammies and Tom's home movies!!! ;)

Vruth
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: 1776 on August 09, 2001, 02:33:00 PM: Salvos have started to come over the bordor via NPR:Barbara Budd and that radio show,"As we like to have it happen"!!!

That foreign land,Minnesota, has allied with Canada to foist this scurge upon the American people!!

Say, just who the heck is Stockwell Day, anyway?

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Post by: Thrawn on August 09, 2001, 03:40:00 PM: Rumors have started, that the Americans have set up speakers just across the boarder and have started blaring "Boy Band" music at Canada.
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: AKSWulfe on August 09, 2001, 03:44:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Thrawn:
Rumors have started, that the Americans have set up speakers just across the boarder and have started blaring "Boy Band" music at Canada.

Next we are going to catapult the lil' bastards at you too...
-SW
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Chaos68 on August 09, 2001, 04:04:00 PM: That would be fun as hell, We could take off from Detroit Metro airport and head over to Windser.

I could help map out Detroit since i live here. :D
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: AKDejaVu on August 09, 2001, 04:15:00 PM: Imagine how much ack there would be in Detroit alone.

AKDejaVu
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Serapis on August 09, 2001, 05:07:00 PM: Quote
Come on! We gave you Celine Dion, Saturday Night Live, Ann Murray, and Pamala Anderson!

Vruth

I believe SNL was a homegrown creation right here in the ole US of A (except for Lorne Michaels) -- which is too bad since SCTV reruns still blow its doors off (as the show always did even in the 'not ready for prime time players' days).

How about: Three C P is on the air comrades!, or "Tip O'Neil's 3D house of Representatives" on Count Floyd, or Rockin' Mel Slyurips "Rock Pile" featuring the punk band the Queen Haters, or Scrapco's funding of the Melonville Philharmonic, or Johnny LaRue's unbudgeted crane shot... heheh. And, of course, even the McKenzie brothers as SOB posted above :) Ah, those Melonville days.

Charon

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Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Thunder on August 09, 2001, 05:35:00 PM: I think these steeenkeen Kanucks are out to grab our land by golly!...AAAAhh! I for one can see what they are after... our beautiful Parks ... Our Industries... and our famous art! Detroit will be the main coridor and we must stop them. We must preserve Detroit and her beauty from these heathen hords of the Great White North. I know of what I speak!!

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Carved from the farm of its namesake, Brush Park was an early and prestigious subdivision. Prominent residents included Albert Kahn, Henry Ford's favorite architect.

(http://www.applink.net/thunder/spoof/Industry.jpg)
Detroits Booming Industrial Base Attracts Business Venture Capitalist throughout the World!

(http://www.applink.net/thunder/spoof/rrpaintcans.jpg)
Detroit is World renowned for its Artists and they decorate the City with thier treasures that make the "Motor City" the Art Capitol of Me-Shag'n!
SMALL WONDER THESE HOSER'S WANT TO TAKE OUR BORDER TOWNS!

Thunder

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Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Pongo on August 09, 2001, 05:47:00 PM: Pugit sound and the strait of juan de fuca would be better.
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Fatty on August 09, 2001, 06:06:00 PM: It might make a better map Pongo, but I'm not nearly as apt to care if Seattle is bombed as I am Motor City. Heck if we're lucky you'll hit ripsnort on a bombing run.
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Chaos68 on August 09, 2001, 10:26:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Imagine how much ack there would be in Detroit alone.

AKDejaVu

no no no instead of acks we could have every homless hommie with an AK. That alone would make Detroit impossible to capture.
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Karnak on August 09, 2001, 11:05:00 PM: I sense another "soccer war" type of conflict comming on.

BTW, Canadians, all it takes if for 1 in 4 to know the way, we'll lead the others.

"Follow me men, to CANADA!!!!" (Heads due south as I know Canada is down there, below San Diego.)
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Post by: SirLoin on August 09, 2001, 11:10:00 PM: Yeah!..Lets invade them and burn down the White House again!! :p
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Thrawn on August 10, 2001, 12:26:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Chaos68:
That would be fun as hell, We could take off from Detroit Metro airport and head over to Windser.

I could help map out Detroit since i live here. :D

ROFLMAO!!

It's called Windsor. You live right beside it do you? :D

PS: You guys can still have Quebec for free.

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Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: SOB on August 10, 2001, 03:23:00 AM: Hell, Quebec is the only thing we ain't gonna take. We'll just fence it off and carpet bomb it! :D

SOB
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Nash on August 10, 2001, 03:29:00 AM: <Nash weighs the pros and cons of SOB's generous offer>.....

Deal.

:D
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Post by: skernsk on August 10, 2001, 08:53:00 AM: I'm with Nash. Why don't you Americans make yerselves useful and do tht bomb thing in Quebec:0
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: Thunder on August 11, 2001, 09:19:00 AM: We have started the bombing of Quebec! It seems to be effective.. I spotted this stranded guy off my wing. I think they are starting to feel the effects of the attacks! :D

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Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: ackbait on August 11, 2001, 01:02:00 PM: hey, detroit may not be the best in the world but its not that bad, its coming back.
Title: Anybody considered creating the Great Lakes as a terrain?
Post by: loser on August 13, 2001, 07:47:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB:
Hell, Quebec is the only thing we ain't gonna take. We'll just fence it off and carpet bomb it! :D

SOB

just dont bomb the fediddlein breweries there! (you can still get the elementary schools :) )