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Title: Iraq is not a threat! We should look to the North to see the true threat!
Post by: wulfie on August 09, 2002, 10:58:30 AM
http://www.standonguard.com/plan.html

Mike/wulfie
Title: Iraq is not a threat! We should look to the North to see the true threat!
Post by: Masherbrum on August 09, 2002, 11:04:22 AM
I think having the Beaver as a logo says enough.

Masher
Title: Iraq is not a threat! We should look to the North to see the true threat!
Post by: Goth on August 09, 2002, 01:17:25 PM
Did the captain of that ship ever relinquish control and let Canada have back the third of their armed forces that were stuck out at sea?
Title: Iraq is not a threat! We should look to the North to see the true threat!
Post by: gofaster on August 09, 2002, 02:40:45 PM
Their plan is flawless.  I've already identified several of their spies migrating about, particularly in Zone XI - slated for becoming the penal colony.
Title: Iraq is not a threat! We should look to the North to see the true threat!
Post by: Modas on August 09, 2002, 03:02:21 PM
LOL :D
Title: Iraq is not a threat! We should look to the North to see the true threat!
Post by: Soda on August 09, 2002, 03:24:16 PM
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They would never make it past Seattle. Their spearhead would hit the first set of Starbucks defense caffes and they would be stuck there drinking coffee. Then two hours later, the coffee would drop them and they would loose their will to march. Plus they would be out of money.


Tim Hortons is already preparing all the coffee and donuts we need for the invasion... Starbucks doesn't have a chance to stop us... HA!  Tim Hortons recently had the Roll'up'the'rim'to'Win contest to provide enough mini-vans for the invasion force.  It's only a matter of time.

We've also been spiking all the bottles of Labatts Blue and Molson Canadian sent south of the border with water taken from behind a beaver-dam.  If you've been interested in beaver lately it's obviously already taking effect.... :)

I'm a little worried about our chances against Jack in the Box though... that pointy nose guy looks sharp and might hold us up.

-Soda
The Assassins.