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Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: rogwar on August 09, 2002, 04:30:15 PM
I wish mine was this big ;)
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Elfenwolf on August 09, 2002, 04:39:43 PM
That's actually a normal sized chicken with a foot tall man. I've seen pictures of the same guy posing with fish and rabbits too. He probably works for the Texas Propaganda Ministry. Pathetic.
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Wlfgng on August 09, 2002, 04:41:34 PM
hehe   I like the radiation symbol on the door
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: rogwar on August 09, 2002, 05:12:00 PM
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
That's actually a normal sized chicken with a foot tall man. I've seen pictures of the same guy posing with fish and rabbits too. He probably works for the Texas Propaganda Ministry. Pathetic.


Elfie you have discovered our secret. Texas Rangers are being dispatched as we speak.
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: midnight Target on August 09, 2002, 05:30:56 PM
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Originally posted by rogwar


Elfie you have discovered our secret. Texas Rangers are being dispatched as we speak.


They'll be the guys sneaking in through the mail slot.
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: hawk220 on August 09, 2002, 06:22:36 PM
just think of the size of the BBQ you would need for that monster!
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: senna on August 09, 2002, 06:26:56 PM
If I was that chiken I would gobble up that man in a split second.

:D
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Elfenwolf on August 10, 2002, 12:30:45 AM
Actually that picture is of Wild Bill entering his top secret Warbirds 3 windtunnel for flightmodel testing of one of the more obscure fighters of World War Two- the Etheopian Thunder Chicken. Although nimble in a turnfight the Etheopian Thunder Chicken's wings were subject to feather combustion in a dive. Of course this is one more black eye for Dale, who has allowed himself to be scooped by Wild Bill once again.
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: SC-Sp00k on August 10, 2002, 12:50:31 AM
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Originally posted by senna
If I was that chiken I would gobble up that man in a split second.

:D


Your leaving yourself wide open there Senna LOL
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Kanth on August 10, 2002, 02:42:14 AM
LMAO!!!

thot the thread was eh..

but that one cracked me up =)


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Originally posted by midnight Target


They'll be the guys sneaking in through the mail slot.
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Creamo on August 10, 2002, 03:15:22 AM
Your weird Rog.

Clever? Nope. Just weird.

What a stupid bellybutton post.

Elfentard was amazed, so good for you!


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Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: ZeroPing on August 10, 2002, 04:02:15 AM
That was the point of Off Topic forum was made for! clever..
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: senna on August 10, 2002, 04:09:38 AM
sc-spook, I kinda realised that then I said, what the heck, they wouldnt think that what I wrote meant something else. No way not this BBS, not in a million years.

:D
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: rogwar on August 10, 2002, 08:02:06 AM
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Originally posted by Creamo
Your weird Rog.

Clever? Nope. Just weird.

What a stupid bellybutton post.

Elfentard was amazed, so good for you!


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Meanie. I was just trying to be clever, and lighten things up a bit.  You hurt my feelings. I won't be posting for awhile now.

One more thing...

You really have to be carefull in working with poultry of this magnitude. Unless you're armed, a rooster of this size can be very dangerous. You can get pecked, beaten, and eaten or possibly even violated depending on the disposition of the rooster at that moment.

At least the latter of the two doesn't last very long and you do get to remain living.  It's bearable as long as nobody witnesses such an event and can tell other people or take a photograph or worse, video.
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Elfenwolf on August 10, 2002, 09:59:03 AM
Yeah Creamo, what Rog said. You're just mean spirited and you obviously have issues with chickens. When people call me Elfentard it hurts my feelings. Damn, you just ruined my day. I'm going back to bed.
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Sikboy on August 10, 2002, 10:04:30 AM
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
 Damn, you just ruined my day. I'm going back to bed.


That's what you get for reading the board at 8 o'clock in the morning Elfie :)

-Sikboy
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Sandman on August 10, 2002, 12:08:05 PM
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
Yeah Creamo, what Rog said. You're just mean spirited and you obviously have issues with chickens. When people call me Elfentard it hurts my feelings. Damn, you just ruined my day. I'm going back to bed.


It could be worse... you could be a liberal popsicle or a liberal studmuffingot.


Look... I got a boo boo...:)
Title: Biggest noodles of Texas!
Post by: Hangtime on August 10, 2002, 12:39:35 PM
interesting lil historical aside..

Col. Sanders faced a dilemma.. while in the Great War his unit was noted for not being where the action was. Finally; handed orders that would put his own bellybutton in the line of fire (at last) he hesitated to acknowledge them... which earned him the now famous rejoinder from the general..

"Wassup, Colonel?? Chicken??"

The rest is, as they say; history.