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Title: Investment tip
Post by: Curval on August 12, 2002, 01:45:44 PM

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00.  With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.  With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107.00. Based on the above, some current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

Title: Investment tip
Post by: Ripsnort on August 12, 2002, 02:03:44 PM

This settles it, Bermuda IS the last place on earth that gets the recycled jokes ;)

Title: Investment tip
Post by: Curval on August 12, 2002, 02:05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
This settles it, Bermuda IS the last place on earth that gets the recycled jokes ;)

Nah...it was Canada...a friend e-mailed it to me this morning from there...BLAME CANADA!

Title: Investment tip
Post by: Ripsnort on August 12, 2002, 02:14:55 PM

LOL!

Title: Investment tip
Post by: Thrawn on August 12, 2002, 02:51:25 PM

Except, now you would only have about $10 worth of Nortel stock.

Title: Investment tip
Post by: Fishu on August 13, 2002, 01:30:29 AM

If I had bought Nokia 10 years ago, I'd be rich as heck.

Title: Investment tip
Post by: Charon on August 13, 2002, 09:45:18 AM

I'd trade my wife's $20 worth of Worldcom for a couple of cases of Guiness or Bass. Any takers?

[and she wanted to buy Krispy Kreme, but her late father talked her out of it.]

Charon