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Title: Eeeek
Post by: Udie on August 16, 2002, 10:19:58 AM

:eek: :eek:  2.5 hours until the big dimerol/valium I.V. :eek: :eek:

 Today is the day of that "other" surgery.  All test have come back negative on the big C so I guess I'm just going in to have an extra (unwanted) bit of me removed.  

 I hate when they make you lose consiousness, scares the hell out of me!  Wish me luck!   Hopefuly everything will be ok by monday so I can go back to work.



udie continues pasing the room

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Wlfgng on August 16, 2002, 10:21:29 AM

hang in there Udie.. did that last month myself.

the demerol drip rules :)
think of it as the prelude to a long weekend of fishing !

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Ripsnort on August 16, 2002, 10:29:19 AM

Good luck Udie! Hopefully you won't lose weight like I did (When circumcised, I lost 1/2 my body weight just from the skin removal :D )

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Udie on August 16, 2002, 10:31:36 AM

well I've had dimerol twice and valium twice.  The dimerol always makes me puke 5 hours after they shoot me with it.  The valium is just plain fun :D  BUT no matter I don't like being put under.  I hate losing control.

 I just hope I can walk tomorrow!!!!

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Elfenwolf on August 16, 2002, 10:32:58 AM

On behalf of the fishies we wish you good luck Udie.

Title: Eeeek
Post by: midnight Target on August 16, 2002, 10:46:12 AM

Do we change your call sign from Udie to Unich? :D

Hang in there bud.

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Ripsnort on August 16, 2002, 10:48:51 AM

I'd LOVE to hear that surgical conversation between the nurse and the doctor...

"Nurse, hand me a scalpel...no, not that one, the smaller one....nooooo, smaller...the smallest one please....thank you...ahh, there we go, now, get me one of those band-aids with Big Bird on it..."

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Mox on August 16, 2002, 11:02:55 AM

Good luck hope everything works out!

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Udie on August 16, 2002, 11:09:56 AM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I'd LOVE to hear that surgical conversation between the nurse the and doctor...

"Nurse, hand me a scalpel...no, not that one, the smaller one....nooooo, smaller...the smallest one please....thank you...ahh, there we go, now, get me one of those band-aids with Big Bird on it..."

 No no no,  this is a HUGE operation.   The operation will be very LARGE.  this is a HUGELY LARGE THROBBING operation :D

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Ripsnort on August 16, 2002, 11:13:50 AM

Uh huh....

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Puck on August 16, 2002, 11:20:20 AM

Demerol.  Blech.  Metabolises into normeperdine, which is a trigger for all sorts of bad things.  

No clue what you're getting snipped, but it's amazing what they can do with microsurgury now days.

:D

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Swoop on August 16, 2002, 11:40:08 AM

Now that's what I call minor surgery.  

:cool:

(http://www.boomspeed.com/swoop/logo_small.jpg)

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Sandman on August 16, 2002, 11:57:55 AM

Best of luck, Udie.

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Wlfgng on August 16, 2002, 12:20:25 PM

hope everything uh... comes out ok :)


(couldn't resist)

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Curval on August 16, 2002, 02:03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Swoop
Now that's what I call minor surgery.  

:cool:

(http://www.boomspeed.com/swoop/logo_small.jpg)

LOL!

Good luck man.  Couldn't be any worse than losing that big bass.

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Udie on August 16, 2002, 04:53:43 PM

back home.  valium = good


night night time

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Bonden on August 16, 2002, 04:54:42 PM

Good Luck, be thinking about ya...

Best

Bonden

Title: Eeeek
Post by: midnight Target on August 16, 2002, 04:54:52 PM

did his voice seem higher to anyone else?

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Elfenwolf on August 17, 2002, 11:15:57 AM

Anybody hear from Udie today? Was wondering how his procedure went.

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Shuckins on August 17, 2002, 09:50:14 PM

...some tweezers, magnifying glass, razor blade, alcohol, and a bandaid...simple procedure.

Real men don't need an anesthetic!

Don't sweat it Udie.  It's a small loss. :D


All kidding aside, hope for the best for you. :)


Regards, Shuckins

Title: Eeeek
Post by: Udie on August 17, 2002, 09:52:18 PM

Just got back from fishing :)  almost got skunked!! but I managed to hook up with a nice 17" large mouth about 30 min before we left.

 Gotta call the doc Monday and ask how I can keep it this swollen ;) :D

Title: Swollen Members (of AH BB)
Post by: marauder on August 17, 2002, 11:16:05 PM

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Originally posted by Udie
Gotta call the doc Monday and ask how I can keep it this swollen ;) :D

Doc Marauder prescribes clicking on
This Link (http://www.cheap-online-viagra-pills.com/bulk.htm) and call me in the morning... (after that girl wakes up and leaves your place of course).

Title: Eeeek
Post by: AKDejaVu on August 18, 2002, 12:15:16 AM

I was being prep'd for surgery when my doctor came in to check on me.  

He said "would you like something to help you relax?"  

I replied "sure".

He then proceded to pull a 250cc seringe out of his coat pocket as if it were permanently attatched to his hand and injected some of it into my IV and then put the seringe back in his pocket.

I still think this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.  Even at the time, I pictured him walking down the hall and pulling out the seringe at random and either squirting some in his mouth to help him relax or randomely injecting people with it as a joke.

I really don't remember much after that.

AKDejaVu