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Title: Elton
Post by: Saintaw on August 19, 2002, 04:13:06 AM

Elton John, Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue went out for a night in London
 town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between
 the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full
 advantage of this and lifted up her skirt and gave her a good rear-ender.
 
 "Its your turn now, Elton" grinned Robbie but Elton started crying.
 
 Robbie asked  "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?"
 Elton sobbed "I can't get my head between the railings!"

Title: Elton
Post by: Kieran on August 19, 2002, 07:11:12 AM

Don't make fun of Elton. If not for him, who would remake songs about dead people for our maudlin pleasure?