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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: blitz on April 27, 2000, 12:07:00 PM
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Was chasin a niki at A9 - STOP -
suddenly my girlfriend is inbound - STOP -
closin on my six very fast - STOP - unplugs the speaker cable - STOP -
then she turns in milli seconds - STOP -
ouch, she got the mic - STOP -
i'm down to textbuffer now - STOP -
here comes her towel over monitor attack
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she gets her pants off -waaaaahhhhh- target fixation comes into mind - STOP -
she's dancin now - STOP -
she has her overwelming victory smile on the face now - STOP -
i surrender (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) - STOP
blitz
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Bring her to the con! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-
"Man's 2nd greatest thrill in life is FLYING. His 1st greatest thrill is LANDING!"
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Yes ! Nate is right !
Youu have to share some things with your Squad mates ! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Saw/Saintaw
=XO=II/JG2~Richthofen~
GMT T.O.D. SITE (http://www.wardogs.org/ah/)
(http://saintaw.tripod.com/saw190.gif)
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
Don't shoot ! I am only an observer......
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ROTFLOL!!!
It's only a matter of time that men can figure out that AH or any online sim can "get them what they want" if they simply cut the woman off for awhile, they figure out that possibly the computer has more enjoyment than themselves, so they go thru 'the cycle':
1-Shock, They don't believe one can have so much fun.
2-Anger, they are mad because they realize that you ARE having alot of fun.
3-Denial, they think that maybe they may be the cause of your 'straying' to the computer?
4-Acceptance, they accept your addiction, and try to give you more of 'what you want' so as to draw you away from the computer.
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Blitz;
What are you talking about? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Mino
The Wrecking Crew
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Did she go straight for the "head-on"?
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Wab
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Or did ya saddle up right on her six????? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Swager
I/JG2~Richthofen~
"Damn.....I can't believe I missed that shot!!!"
(http://saintaw.tripod.com/swager.jpg)
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
[This message has been edited by Swager (edited 04-27-2000).]
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA -> my girlfriend says yer NUTTS (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Explains the term "cockpit" nicely.
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Hope ya didn't dissapoint her with a short clip!
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Hope ya didn't dissapoint her with a short clip
Well, they call me MR 5 seconds here (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
blitz
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Or did ya saddle up right on her six?????
He,he, loves it when she asks" Can u make me the pony"
blitz
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Originally posted by Minotaur:
What are you talking about? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Mino, there's an old song from Cat Stevens,
you should listen to: "Settle down, find a girl..." (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
blitz
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Originally posted by Duckwing6:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA -> my girlfriend says yer NUTTS
If she thinks that i'm nuts, shew should see my girl----------------aaarrrrrrgggghhh---
love her (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
blitz
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ROFLMAO , SWAGER, this is the best one I 've seen in months ! LOL !LOL !
Saw (Broken ribs)
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This thread is *so* much better than the "Etiquette in the Training Arena Thread"!
So...did ya screem "Innnnn!"?
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Good thing I gave my girl the "Spit Cannon" last night then!
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Jase
"To Everything Turn..Turn..Turn"
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[QUOTE
So...did ya screem "Innnnn!"?[/B][/QUOTE]
Waxer, good one
ROFL (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
blitz
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Next time, try to perform a "SPLIT S"
After that go with the rudder manuvers of "SLIP" and "SLIDE".
Personally I love to hear it when the target yells out "Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire"
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