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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: VWE001 on August 23, 2002, 08:34:44 AM

Title: Having fun in a public bathroom
Post by: VWE001 on August 23, 2002, 08:34:44 AM

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

14. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

15. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

Title: Having fun in a public bathroom
Post by: Curval on August 23, 2002, 08:53:33 AM

LOL...for a seond there I thought this was a George Michaelesque thing...glad to see it wasn't.  Funny stuff!:D

Title: Having fun in a public bathroom
Post by: KG45 on August 23, 2002, 09:07:04 AM

rather disturbing, but funny nonetheless...

Title: Having fun in a public bathroom
Post by: AKWeav on August 23, 2002, 04:08:09 PM

:D

Title: Having fun in a public bathroom
Post by: Creamo on August 23, 2002, 04:34:03 PM

What’s more disturbing is this topic made me think this was about George Michael's legacy. (diddo Curv)

Man, faced with a decision to entertain the WHAM! high school girls groupies in his million dollar home with wacky blended drinks sporting foo foo umbrella's, to loitering in a public bathroom to smell a guy and get arrested...

whoopee, I need to win the California lottery which is at over 110 MILLION dollars.

You'll see some newsworthy toejam, I guarantee.

“Local Reno man arrested by Nevada Highway Patrol for “Hooker Party Limo Train”. Traffic slows to stop.” He vows to have RUSH play his check acceptance party.  

Damn the old folks that win.

Title: Having fun in a public bathroom
Post by: mason22 on August 23, 2002, 05:07:59 PM

LOL...cantelopes!!!!  (#7)

Title: Having fun in a public bathroom
Post by: Leslie on August 24, 2002, 02:33:41 AM

ROFLMAO:D

Thanks, I needed that!!!  VWE001

Les