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Title: why don't roosters wear underwear?
Post by: Hangtime on August 26, 2002, 03:14:29 PM
... their donuts are on their heads.
Title: why don't roosters wear underwear?
Post by: milnko on August 26, 2002, 05:09:30 PM
Someone been dippin' into to Granny's medication again?
Title: why don't roosters wear underwear?
Post by: Ozark on August 26, 2002, 05:09:53 PM
Hmmm...
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Post by: the_hegemon on August 26, 2002, 06:12:16 PM
drink
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Post by: Dune on August 26, 2002, 06:52:17 PM
A fellow I knew had a bad snoring problem -- much to the dismay of his wife. He was disturbing her sleep so much that she inquired of the local doctor if there was anything she could do to correct the problem. The doctor recommended that she have her husband tie a ribbon around his testicles before going to bed stating that this simple trick should cure the problem.

Well -- that very night this ole boy came home from a night on the town with his buddies, fell into bed and immediately started snoring. His wife, much put out by the situation, got out of bed, retrieved a piece of blue ribbon from her sewing kit and tied it firmly around her husband's privates. He quit snoring instantly and the wife, pleasantly suprised, returned to bed in anticipation of her first full night's sleep in some time. Then, much to her chagrin, this guy's faithful Pointer bird dog began to snore. She returned to the sewing kit. Extracted a red ribbon and tied it around the dog's testicles. Damned if the dog didn't quit snoring also.

The next morning this fellow awakened sporting a tremendous hangover and an overly full bladder.
He went into the bathroom to relieve himself and discovered the blue ribbon tied around his testicles. He was trying to clear his head and figure out exactly what was going on when his trusty Pointer walked in. Spotting the red ribbon he said to the dog, "I don't know what the hell we did last night but it appears we won first and second place!"
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Post by: Hangtime on August 26, 2002, 07:54:25 PM
LOL!
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Post by: SirLoin on August 26, 2002, 08:18:29 PM
Why do blondes wear panties?



To keep their ankles warm.
Title: Why did the squirrel climb the tree?
Post by: Thrawn on August 26, 2002, 08:33:11 PM
To get some nuts.
Title: why don't roosters wear underwear?
Post by: SirLoin on August 26, 2002, 09:02:40 PM
I give up..Why did the squirrel climb the tree?
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Post by: Thrawn on August 26, 2002, 09:17:05 PM
I have no idea.  Honestly, it was a joke by best friend Susie told me when I was five.  It was pretty damn funny then.
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Post by: midnight Target on August 26, 2002, 09:19:00 PM
Well it is when Susie tells it.
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Post by: Ozark on August 26, 2002, 09:22:44 PM
Oops!
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Post by: Thrawn on August 26, 2002, 09:24:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Well it is when Susie tells it.


*Cymbol Crash*

LOL :D
Title: why don't roosters wear underwear?
Post by: SirLoin on August 26, 2002, 09:26:57 PM
Damn!..Roped again!!!:D