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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Samm on August 29, 2002, 10:29:56 AM
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The glass is ?
a. Half full
b. Half empty
c. A crude but effective weapon
Take the Sanitest.
http://www.cthulhulives.org/SanQuiz/SaniTest2.nclk
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I started taking it, then I got to questions 6., 7. and 8., and had no idea who the hell those people are/were.
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"INSANITY INDEX 6.06 This score indicates that you are hysterical. By which we mean subject to overexcitement of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions, coupled with unmanageable fear and emotional excess, and not that you're particularly funny. Although sometimes loss of those visceral functions is good for a laugh. Others who scored at this level include ex-president Bill Clinton, thrill murderers Leopold & Loeb, and new-age archeologist Graham Hancock"
:D
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I think I scored that low only because I didn't know who those people were that Rip ran into.
"INSANITY INDEX 6.51 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are rather unbalanced. People who score at this level frequently have perverse secrets or repressed memories which cause them to behave strangely or say wildly inappropriate things. Others who scored at this level include ex-president Ronald Reagan."
-SW
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Originally posted by AKSWulfe
I think I scored that low only because I didn't know who those people were that Rip ran into.
-SW
You speaking of the times I had guns pulled on me? That was Murphy...and his law.
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D. The glass was designed wrong.
INSANITY INDEX 5.69 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you are buggy. That may seem like a frivolous term in this context, but you must bear in mind that the word 'bug' comes from an old Welsh word meaning 'ghost,' and was originally applied to people who were possessed by malevolent spirits or demons from hell. Buggy people should limit their exposure to the black arts of necromancy. Others who scored at this level include US attorney general John Ashcroft and soft-rock duo the Captain and Tenille.
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sanity is not answering silly questions.. I guess I'm sane
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Damn Murphy.. always trying to bring people down!
Just for the hell of it.. here's the questions, and my answers:
1. Which item is most useful? a blowtorch
2. Which would you rather have? a bazooka
3. Which of the following makes you most uncomfortable?having your fingernails ripped out with a pair of pliers
4. Circus clowns are annoying
5. How often do you wash your hands? occasionally
6,7,8, Have no idea who these people are, so I just answered with Her lack of self control(6), Dunwich zoning laws(7) and Waste Disposal(8)
9. The most merciful thing in the world is a drunken haze
10. The word "R'lyeh" rhymes with nothing any human tongue can pronounce
11. An Elder Sign is completely useless (have no idea what it is)
12. When you're in an insane asylum and you find a door that's marked "Secret Laboratory: Keep Out!" you should burn the place down<--- shouldn't have any secrets!!!
13. You are being attacked by ghouls. Your gun has six bullets. How many do you fire at the ghouls? Six
14. The walls of your upstairs bedroom have begun to bleed. What should you do? slowly back out of the room and continue walking backwards down the stairs to safety
15. If you could have one and only one of the following, which would you choose? omniscience
16. Appearances to the contrary, the world is governed in secret by a super-powerful cabal of fabulously wealthy occultists. what do you mean 'appearances to the contrary'?
17. Birds come in flocks. Sheep come in herds. Mi-Go come in my dreams (not really sure what Mi-Go is, but I assume their in my dreams)
18. If you heard Frank say "That Bob, he's a deep one," you would take it as a reason to shoot Bob.
19. In an emergency, a lobotomy is best performed with a nail gun.
20. Electro-convulsive therapy (shock treatment) can cause short-term memory failure.
21. Which is easiest to escape from? handcuffs.
22. Do you like to cook? yes
23. Does the top of your head feel soft? no
24. If you want to get from Damascus to Baghdad as quickly as possible and it's 1927, you should hijack a zeppelin
25. Have you ever seen the Sphinx come to life? no, my attention was distracted by the hordes of jackal-headed minions that were trying to kill me
26. Do you frequently hear voices even when no one is speaking?no
27. Do the voices encourage you to do things that make you uncomfortable? no
28. Do you have trouble forming intimate relationships? shut up!
29. The glass is... a crude but effective weapon
30. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? donuts
31. Do you ever have a sense of deja vu? yes
32. Do you ever have a sense of deja vu? yes
33. Do you ever wake up screaming? yes
34. Reality is an illusion
35. Do you feel comfortable and 'part of the gang' at parties or in bars, or do you feel alienated from society and resent the happiness other people seem to feel? no
36. The laughter of children reminds you most of your grocery list
37. Do you like to dress up in funny clothes? no
38. Do you like to drink coffee? yes
39. How often do you like to do you-know-what? daily
40. Are you plagued with facial tics or other involuntary muscle spasms? it's a side effect, not a plague
41. Did you by any chance witness the horrific murder of your own parents or find a mutilated corpse in your bathroom? niether
42. Finish this series: conception, birth, life, death,... revenge
43. Finish this series: The Haunter of the Dark, The All-Seeing Eye, The Bloody Tongue,... The Crawling Chaos.
44. Fill in the blank: 'Oh god no, please don't ____" ever stop!
45. Fill in the blank: 'Look at that mausoleum! If only I'd brought my ____' crowbar.
-SW
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I didn't know some of them about those people so I took my best guess at what their issue would be based on their favorite color.
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INSANITY INDEX 7.03 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). It's people like you who make this service so worthwhile. You are profoundly crazed. It's a condition usually marked by obsessive behavior coupled with megalomania and a very short temper. Potential advantages are that you can get a lot done, but drawbacks include profound alienation. Other notable people who scored at this level include Libyan head of state Moammar Khadaffi and Star Trek creator Gene Rodenberry.
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INSANITY INDEX 6.13 This score is solidly in the middle of the spectrum of madness, and it indicates that you are a classic lunatic. Lunatics are often highly functional, and even great achievers. But their personal lives are often left in ruins as they attempt to deal with their antic inner demons. Others who scored at this level include comedian/actor Robin Williams and French philosopher Voltaire.
least im in good company maby ill kill them. crap voltaire is already dead.
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Here's what I did
.INSANITY INDEX 5.99 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.
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rick from dallas was examined on 8/29/02.
The patient scored 137 on the SaniTest (TM) scale and was assessed as: Complete wacko. Insanity Index 7.77
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Your SaniTest(TM) Results
Your score is:143
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 8.22 This score is fairly high, and it suggests that you're what mental health professionals call 'raving.' Although this condition approaches the really dangerous end of the madness spectrum, people who score at this level tend to content themselves with writing numerous angry letters. Other notable 'ravers' include whimsical cartoonist Edward Gorey and TV evangelist Jimmy Swaggart.
I don't consider myself mad, I'm just closely attuned to the Old Ones.
Besides everyone knows that at the end of any HP Lovecraft story everyone is either completely bonkers or eaten by Dholes (though these may in fact be the same thing).
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I started taking it, then I got to questions 6., 7. and 8., and had no idea who the hell those people are/were.
That's normal.
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Mine:
INSANITY INDEX 5.99 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.
Suave you are a weirdo.
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OK I'll play too:
1. Which item is most useful? a shovel - Even if you have no other possessions, you can use the shovel to get what you need.
2. Which would you rather have? a bazooka - By far the most useful thing on the list.
3. Which of the following makes you most uncomfortable? having your fingernails ripped out with a pair of pliers - Duh
4. Circus clowns are annoying - They are only scary if you take hallucinogenics.
5. How often do you wash your hands? occasionally
6. Husband - Assuming she is attractive.
7. Neighborhood Dogs - I don't like dogs.
8. Waste Disposal - All of the other problems are minor.
9. The most merciful thing in the world is Ignorance
10. The word "R'lyeh" rhymes with nothing any human tongue can pronounce
11. An Elder Sign is completely useless - If it was useful I'd know what it was.
12. When you're in an insane asylum and you find a door that's marked "Secret Laboratory: Keep Out!" you should go in - Must be cool stuff in there.
13. You are being attacked by ghouls. Your gun has six bullets. How many do you fire at the ghouls? Six - A stuffed ghoul would be a nice trophy.
14. The walls of your upstairs bedroom have begun to bleed. What should you do? slowly back out of the room and continue walking backwards down the stairs to safety - I want nothing to do with bleeding walls.
15. If you could have one and only one of the following, which would you choose? immortality - Given enough time I could figure out how to achieve the other two.
16. Appearances to the contrary, the world is governed in secret by a super-powerful cabal of fabulously wealthy occultists. false - They aren't all occultists.
17. Birds come in flocks. Sheep come in herds. Mi-Go come in battalions. - Something to use my shovel and revolver on.
18. If you heard Frank say "That Bob, he's a deep one," you would take it as a reason to shoot Frank. - STFU Frank you homo.
19. In an emergency, a lobotomy is best performed with alcohol. - Lower risk of infection.
20. Electro-convulsive therapy (shock treatment) can cause short-term memory failure. - I chose the 2nd one on the list.
21. Which is easiest to escape from? - Jury duty because of the nature of my employment.
22. Do you like to cook? no - They invented something to solve this problem, it's called "woman".
23. Does the top of your head feel soft? no
24. If you want to get from Damascus to Baghdad as quickly as possible and it's 1927, you should hijack a zeppelin - Zeppelins rule.
25. Have you ever seen the Sphinx come to life? don't be ridiculous. - I've never seen the sphinx.
26. Do you frequently hear voices even when no one is speaking?no
27. Do the voices encourage you to do things that make you uncomfortable? no
28. Do you have trouble forming intimate relationships? shut up!
29. The glass is... a crude but effective weapon - Again, must defend against ghouls or battalions of Mi-Go.
30. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? donuts - Mmmmm donuts.
31. Do you ever have a sense of deja vu? yes
32. Do you ever have a sense of deja vu? yes
33. Do you ever wake up screaming? yes - Not often, but I have.
34. Reality is overrated - That's why we have computer games.
35. Do you feel comfortable and 'part of the gang' at parties or in bars, or do you feel alienated from society and resent the happiness other people seem to feel? Yes - usually one or the other.
36. The laughter of children reminds you most of death. - Reminds me that I'm getting old.
37. Do you like to dress up in funny clothes? no
38. Do you like to drink coffee? yes
39. How often do you like to do you-know-what? daily
40. Are you plagued with facial tics or other involuntary muscle spasms? no
41. Did you by any chance witness the horrific murder of your own parents or find a mutilated corpse in your bathroom? neither
42. Finish this series: conception, birth, life, death, eternal damnation - At the current rate it's the probable outcome.
43. Finish this series: The Haunter of the Dark, The All-Seeing Eye, The Bloody Tongue,... The Impudent Rascal. - The series is obviously referring to a person or part thereof.
44. Fill in the blank: 'Oh god no, please don't ____" kill me! - Did I mention I'm afraid of dying?
45. Fill in the blank: 'Look at that mausoleum! If only I'd brought my ____' crowbar. - Nice complement to my shovel.
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INSANITY INDEX 5.32
Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM).
Your score indicates that you are, frankly, disturbing. You seem to radiate a psychic intensity that alarms dogs and small children, and which polite adults attempt to ignore. You may find it interferes with your ability to form personal relationships, even though you otherwise have much to offer. Others who scored at this level include former weatherman Willard Scott and emperor Rudolph of Bavaria.
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INSANITY INDEX 5.84
There are levels of human madness which science has not yet penetrated, which cannot be conveniently labelled or classified. Your score indicates that you are at such a level. You are, quite simply, mad. A classic case. A feather for every evil, whirling wind that blows. Others who scored at this level include singer/psychic pitchwoman Dionne Warwick and Korean cult leader Rev. Sun Myung Moon.
:D
Gatso
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INSANITY INDEX 6.73 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you are totally unhinged. It seems likely that the rational parts of your mind are completely separated both from your emotions, and from all practical views of reality. You should beware of overreacting to situations, and you might want to get a few opinions before investing in real estate. Others who scored at this level include mime sensations Shields & Yarnell and serial killer Ted Bundy.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!