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Title: MAN this is funny
Post by: Tracer-15 on August 31, 2002, 01:00:25 PM

Ancient Chinese Proverbs (Rated PG-13) (http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunPage&display=1153)

ROFLMAO

Title: MAN this is funny
Post by: Fyre on August 31, 2002, 02:03:15 PM

The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking  the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems."

The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent events, in your opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied.  "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
 No taxes.
 No debt.
 Plenty buffalo
Women did the work
 Medicine man free
 Indian men hunted and fished all the time..."
 The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough  to think he could improve system like that."




Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: The postman is early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.