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Title: Knights of the Main arena
Post by: Sturm on March 15, 2001, 11:29:00 AM

HTC:  And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
Sturm:  This new learning amazes me, HTC.  Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
HTC:  Oh, certainly, sir.
Rook #1:  Look, my liege!
Sturm:  Luftwobble!
Bishop #1:  Luftwobble!
Rook #2:  Luftwobble!
Knight #1:  It's only a flight model.
Sturm:  Shhh!  Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home.  Let us fly...
 
      [singing]
      We're knights of the Luftwobble
      We dance...   and drink...   and bobble
      We fly routines and capture scenes
      With stellar planes that hobble.
 
      We fight well here with Spits of fear
      We shoot tanks and yanks and blanks
      off tier
      [dancing]
 
      We're knights of the Luftwobble
      Our flights have become disconbobbled
      Though many times we've spoken rhymes
      That are quite un..fa..thom...able

      We not so fat our Dora's sat
      From the shortage of Rook labels
 
      [tap-dancing]
 
      Oh we're tough and able
      Quite indefatigable
      Between our quests we seek the West  

      And impersonate Betty Grable
      It's a bit too much to Vulch on lunch
      I have to push the Bishs to throw a
      punch.

Sturm:  Well, on second thought, let's not go there it is a silly place
     
All:  Right.

You migth recognize this.  

Title: Knights of the Main arena
Post by: TheWobble on March 15, 2001, 12:13:00 PM

ROFL!!!!

Title: Knights of the Main arena
Post by: Vermillion on March 15, 2001, 12:15:00 PM

Ohhhh NOOOoooooooo!!!!!

We have unleashed a Monty Python fanatic  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure

Title: Knights of the Main arena
Post by: Saintaw on March 15, 2001, 12:18:00 PM

LOL good one!

Title: Knights of the Main arena
Post by: CyranoAH on March 15, 2001, 12:23:00 PM

Aha! Don't you wake up the mighty knights who say nee! neekee that is! XD

Daniel, aka CyranoDB

Title: Knights of the Main arena
Post by: Moose11 on March 15, 2001, 01:54:00 PM

I'm just waiting for a takeoff of 'Brave Sir Robin.' Aw hell, why not.
--
Bravely bold Sir Ripsnort, rode forth from A-Nineteen,
       He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Ripsnort,
       He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
       Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ripsnort.

       He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
       Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;
       To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
       And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Ripsnort.

       His head smashed in,  and his heart cut out,
       And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
       And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
       And his noodle split ... and his ...
----
Heh.

Title: Knights of the Main arena
Post by: Ripsnort on March 15, 2001, 02:01:00 PM

(Hopes Geeman doesn't learn to read too soon!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Knights of the Main arena
Post by: DA98 on March 15, 2001, 03:52:00 PM

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