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Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Sturm on March 15, 2001, 12:36:00 PM: HEAD KNIGHT: Nee!
Nee!
Nee!
Nee!
Sturm: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Nee!
Sturm: No! Not the Knights Who Say Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: The same!
Bishop: Who are they? [Trembling]
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen, and Nee-wom!
lonely Rook: Nee-wom!
Sturm: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Nee demand a sacrifice!
Sturm: Knights of Nee, we are but simple flyers who seek the Lancaster who flies beyond these Ossies.
HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!
Sturm and PARTY: Oh, ow!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us.
Sturm: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a Focke Wulf!
[dramatic chord]
Sturm: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee!
Sturm and PARTY: Oh, ow!
Sturm: Please, please! No more! We shall find a Focke Wulf.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a Focke Wulf or else you will never pass through this base alive!
Sturm: O Knights of Nee, you are just and fair, and we will return with a Focke Wulf.
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
Sturm: Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
Sturm: Yes.
HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Sturm on March 15, 2001, 01:13:00 PM: From my other post in Aircraft and vehicles it seems you all are quite the stringent on Net policing.

Jayhawk: A vulch! A vulch! A vulch! We've got a vulch! A vulch!
Zigrat: We have found a vulch, might we burn him?
Jayhawk: Burn him! Burn!
Nath-BDP: How do you know he is a vulch?
fd ski: He flies like one.
Nath-BDP: Bring him forward.
vulch: I'm not a vulch. I'm not a vulch.
Nath-BDP: But you fly like one.
Sturm: They set me up like this.
Bishops: No, we didn't... no.
Sturm: And this isn't my nose art, it's a rook's one.
Nath-BDP: Well?
Zigrat: Well, we did do the nose art.
Nath-BDP: The nose art?
Zigrat: And the hatswitch -- but he is a vulch!
funked: Burn him! Vulch! Vulch! Burn him!
Nath-BDP: Did you set him up like this?
funked: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
fd ski: He has got a Mk 108.
Nath-BDP: What makes you think he is a vulch?
fd ski: Well, he turned me into a newt.
Nath-BDP: A newt?
fd ski: I got better.
Jayhawk: Burn him anyway!
funked: Burn! Burn him!
Nath-BDP: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a vulch.
funked: Are there? What are they?
Nath-BDP: Tell me, what do you do with vulches?
Zigrat: Burn!
funked: Burn, burn them up!
Nath-BDP: And what do you burn apart from vulches?
Zigrat: More vulches!
Jayhawk: Wood!
Nath-BDP: So, why do vulches burn?
[pause]
fd ski: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
Nath-BDP: Good!
funked: Oh yeah, yeah...
Jayhawk: So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood?
Zigrat: Build a bridge out of him.
Nath-BDP: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Jayhawk: Oh, yeah.
Nath-BDP: Does wood sink in water?
juzz: No, no.
Jayhawk: It floats! It floats!
Zigrat1: Throw him into the pond!
juzz: The pond!
Nath-BDP: What also floats in water?
Zigrat: Bread!
Jayhawk: Apples!
fd ski: Very small rocks!
Zigrat: Cider!
Jayhawk: Great gravy!
Zigrat: Cherries!
Jayhawk: Mud!
fd ski: Churches -- churches!
juzz: Lead -- lead!
bradys5: A duck.
funked: Oooh.
Nath-BDP: Exactly! So, logically...,
Zigrat: If... he.. weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood.
Nath-BDP: And therefore--?
Zigrat: A vulch!
funked: A vulch!
Nath-BDP: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]
Nath-BDP: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
funked: A vulch! A vulch!
Sturm: It's a fair cop.
funked: Burn him! Burn! [yelling]
Nath-BDP: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
bradys5: I am bradys5, King of the Smittons.
Nath-BDP: My liege!
bradys5: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Framealot, and join us at the Pompous Table?
Nath-BDP: My liege! I would be honored.
bradys5: What is your name?
Nath-BDP: Nath-BDP, my leige.
bradys5: Then I dub you Sir Dingles, Knight of the Pompous Table.
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: hazed- on March 15, 2001, 01:33:00 PM: too much time on your hands,....
and i aint got enough to bother reading these (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
hazed
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: juzz on March 15, 2001, 01:40:00 PM: Ripping off Monty Python now, eh? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Sky Viper on March 15, 2001, 01:45:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hazed-:
too much time on your hands,....
and i aint got enough to bother reading these (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
hazed

Yeah...Sturm, what is your address; the location where you are currently sitting please?

Gents, we must send help...this feller is short on Oxygen and is losing brain cells fast!

NO Sturm, don't burn that thing, it will make you think everyone is warping!

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Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Sturm on March 15, 2001, 02:40:00 PM: I sense some severe tension in this BB. So I thought a little humor might liven things up. SkyViper I feel your pain up there in Flint, I lived in troy for 5 years and spent 75% of my life in good old MI. Go Wings
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Conner on March 15, 2001, 03:10:00 PM: You got to be kidding me! i thought i was the only one from MICHIGAN.
Wings RULE!
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: loser on March 15, 2001, 04:04:00 PM: you are a total tard,

as the lumberjack rip off song in the other post,( a friend of your's?) you showed very,,, and i mean VERY little creativity in altering a once great(now sadly and utterly bastardized) work of monty python.

i fart in your general direction (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

[This message has been edited by loser (edited 03-15-2001).]
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: petrel on March 15, 2001, 04:16:00 PM: RUN AWAY !!!
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Dux on March 15, 2001, 06:15:00 PM: Let us leave Aces High... 'tis a silly place.

[Doh! I just saw Sturm's post! Sorry, Squire.]

[This message has been edited by Dux (edited 03-15-2001).]
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Octavius on March 15, 2001, 10:51:00 PM: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! I don't care what the subject of the thread is about, but Monty Python is just awesome !! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) Very creative post Sturm! hehehe, i love it

Oct

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Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Conner on March 15, 2001, 11:17:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Octavius:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! I don't care what the subject of the thread is about, but Monty Python is just awesome !! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) Very creative post Sturm! hehehe, i love it

Oct

True! We do need some humor around here.
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Hangtime on March 15, 2001, 11:30:00 PM: It's "Ni" not "Nee", you insignificant speck of dog offal, you ni-twit, you, you... Why, I flick boogers in your general direction! I spit upon your dog-turd king!....
Title: Knights who say Nee?
Post by: Sundog on March 15, 2001, 11:37:00 PM: Come Back!!! I still have a fuselage! I can hack you to bits with my Prop!!! Come back!!!