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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: TheWobble on March 15, 2001, 02:11:00 PM
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I am so sick of hearing people in the MA cry about "being vulched" usually when you see the "victim" it is some IDIOT who is trying to takeoff at a field that has at least 10 fighters over it and is trying to capture. Yet this moron some how thinks that just because the ENEMY is trying to CAPTURE this base that is no reason for them to not let him take off.
My fave was earlier today however, this MORON <name iludes me> kept upping in a B-17 at A-17 while we were trying to capture it, he would just spawn and sit on the runway and as soon as someone would come in firing he would drop his bombs and try to get them in the blast..I killed him 4 times just by heading towards him and then pulling up, never even had to fire a shot. He must have done that AT LEAST 20 times and that was just while I was there.
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Alright you bungwads..If you think that you have some god given right to take off from a field that the enemy has de-acked and is in the process of capturing you are a total RETARD, if you want it to be "fair" taking off from a field with less than 10 enemies hovering over it would be a good start.
If you "get vulched" 99% of the time its YOUR FAULT, spawning on a field that is being overrun is no less IGNORANT than flying directly in front of an enemy fighter and waiting for him to shoot you down. [/nosugarcoatmode]
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All in all I think you folks who cry on channel 1 about being vulched after you repididly spawn from a base that is for all intensive purposes belongs to the enemy are total idgits and i cherish every time i splatter your bellybutton on the runway, I think killing you idiots on the runway is the biggest reason i ever fly fighter in a field capture insted of my arado.
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TO ALL OF YOU IGNORANT PERK BASKETS OF JOY.
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I am NOT a DING DONG!!! I am a Hostess HO HO! Get it straight! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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yeah and i'm no ding dong also i'm a SCISSORS DICK.
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Wobble is so studmuffingy.
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jochen Gefechtsverband Kowalewski
Units: I. and II./KG 51, II. and III./KG 76, NSGr 1, NSGr 2, NSGr 20.
Planes: Do 17Z, Ju 87D, Ju 88A, He 111H, Ar 234A, Me 410A, Me 262A, Fw 190A, Fw 190F, Fw 190G.
Sieg oder bolsevismus!
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joch... I believe he prefers "gay".
lazs
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wobbel i was there today at a17, upped twice and got vulched and then made asome comment about "studmuffingy vulchers." it was not to suggest that it is unfair or that the vulchee shouldnt wise up after a few attempts. It was just crying for the hell of it, we all do it sometimes just to urk the other side a bit and get them typing rather than shooting (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
one thing that does bother me is the guys who hang back on base captures, wait for the buffs and jabo to take down the vh and ack, then hang around and wait for the poor shmucks to try to get up with no intention of taking the field or killing the fighter hangers. ( with classic VULCHER tactics like faking a rtb then swooping back guns blazing the moment someone gets an ich off the ground)
thats my bit on vulchery, (btw i didnt see that b17 drop his eggs to try to get you wobble i just saw him try fruitlessly over and over again to gain that 1 inch of air needed to fire his guns.)poor bastige
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wobbel i was there today at a17, upped twice and got vulched and then made asome comment about "studmuffingy vulchers." it was not to suggest that it is unfair or that the vulchee shouldnt wise up after a few attempts. It was just crying for the hell of it, we all do it sometimes just to urk the other side a bit and get them typing rather than shooting
I wasnt referring to you, im talking about the fools that will keep trying to up with 10 fighters overhead and then type stuff like "you guys sure play fair"
one thing that does bother me is the guys who hang back on base captures, wait for the buffs and jabo to take down the vh and ack, then hang around and wait for the poor shmucks to try to get up with no intention of taking the field or killing the fighter hangers. ( with classic VULCHER tactics like faking a rtb then swooping back guns blazing the moment someone gets an ich off the ground)
Yea that pisses me off too.
btw i didnt see that b17 drop his eggs to try to get you wobble i just saw him try fruitlessly over and over again to gain that 1 inch of air needed to fire his guns
Yea after a while he tried to take off a few times, but even when he was rolling if someone shot at him he would drop bombs and kill himself.
I got 6 kills on him i think, i might have fired 50 shots (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Wobble is so studmuffingy.
exactly what i would expect to hear from a 20x vulch victim/idiot.
[This message has been edited by TheWobble (edited 03-15-2001).]
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I want to be one of those Little Debbie Oatmeal pie things.
Man, those are good.
Mk
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Bungwads.....??????
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I have to agree with Wobble - the guys (always) crying about getting vultched are pretty lame. The tactic really isn't so different from Saddam's trick of loading civilians into military targets then crying foul when they got killed.
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no, you can't be in the FDB's.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
I am NOT a DING DONG!!! I am a Hostess HO HO! Get it straight! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Yeah, I'm no ding dong either, I'm a LONG DONG. But You can call me CAPTAIN Silver.
WAHAHAHAHA! Good God, I crack myself up! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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ROFL!!
Well since the conversation has skewed as such, I fancy myself a JuJu Bee.
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Wow...I like those Little Debbie Oatmeal pies. I think I have 2-3 in my locker at work.
<<<Now back to your regularly scheduled rant>>>
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What is this thread about anyways?
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It's always been a secret fantacy of mine to be a Nutty Buddy (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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... BUNGWADS...??????????????
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What is this thread about anyways?
Hell I started it and i dont even know anymore!
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Good post Wobble.
I agree full heartedly.
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Now; I'm hungry. bastards.
(at drive up order box) "Yah; that's right, sweetie. I wanna hot toastie bend-over, a side a thighs and a fur-burger deluxe."
*buzz*warble*pop*statice*buzz*warble
"No. Dammit. I said HOLD the secret-sauce"
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I kinda expect people to get pissed off if I manage to vulch them x ammount of times. Guess that's why I don't get bent out of shape if they get on the comms afterwards.
AKDejaVu
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Hey Hang, how do you get a boat through a drive-through order line?
Mk
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Originally posted by Dux:
... BUNGWADS...??????????????
I have a guess, but I'd like to know too (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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BUNGWAD: (bunng-wod)
1. I section of text that is abnormaly dumb or excrement rich that is broadcast on an open radio channel.
2. A person or persons (Bungwads) that repididly submits comments that are rich in excrement on an open radio channel.
3. A piece of excrement that has been molded into a sphere for the purpose of throwing.
[This message has been edited by TheWobble (edited 03-16-2001).]
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That would make the person who molds such, a bungwader, and whomever he hits with it a bungwadie.
Question: When one throws a bungwad, does it wobble through the air?
Weave
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Question: When one throws a bungwad, does it wobble through the air?
bungwads were very unstable in flight due to their high fiber content, to take down a con with them from dead 6 you would have to close to within 200 yards, this is why the russuin army abandoned the 128mm bungwad for the Shvak.
Also most bungwad cannons had a low ROF and jammed easy and were cosidered "lovely" by those who serviced them.
however bungwads were used up until 43 by the soviets in armored cars that had a single bungwad cannon in a cupola on top of the vehicle. However due to shortages of the needed matarials and the harsh russian winter fewer the 150 "Turdwinds" were ever produced and few saw combat.
[This message has been edited by TheWobble (edited 03-16-2001).]
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Ding Dongs: Hockey puck shaped with silver foil, mmmmmmmm chocolate.
Ho Ho's: cylindrically shaped wrapped in silver foil, a cheap imitation of yodels.
Yodels: Better than above wrapped in a purplish colored foil that I cannot find anywhere. Dammit I want my yodels it aint fair waa waaa. Quit vulching me waa waaa.