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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Jayhawk on March 15, 2001, 02:36:00 PM
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A FIGHTERJOCK!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from base to base! As they float down the mighty skys of
Aces High! With my best girl by my side!
The Zero!
The CHOG!
The Giant Lancaster!
The Dora!
The Little Whopping M3!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a Fighterjock, and I'm okay,
I fly all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a Fighterjock, and he's okay,
He flys all night and he works all day.
I shoot down airplanes, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.....
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Dweebs: He shoots down airplanes, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try.....
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS:
I shoot down airplanes, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.....
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Dweebs: He shoots down airplanes, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around..In bars???????
CHORUS:
I shoot down airplanes, I wear high heels,
Suspendies, a girdle and a bra....
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Dweebs: He shoots down airplanes, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? A girdle and a Bra....
He wish’s he’d been a girlie
Just like his dear papa.
And we thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
Everbody Sing now
OOOOOOh, I'm a Fighterjock, and I'm okay,
I fly all night and I work all day.
I now return you to your originally scheduled piss and moan session....you are free to fly about the arena.
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"Little boy blue....cause he needed the money".....owwwww
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what the heck are people in AH smoking lately? I want some! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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lame. you just took the monty python lumberjack song and changed one line.. try harder,, for the love of god.... try harder
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lame. you just took the monty python lumberjack song and changed one line.. try harder,, for the love of god.... try harder
Yea, I like yours better loser...where is it?
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Ya know, I started reading and this with a huge grin on my face.....by the time I got to the chorus it was gone.
LAME
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You guys have got to be the most anal....I repeat "ANAL RETENTIVE" bunch of yahoos I have ever seen. You all need to increase your prozac dosage...or go out a kick a small dog or maybe club a baby seal. You might feel better.
About 80% of the posts on this board are either whine's or some negitive BS about HTC or some planes modeling....This is suppose to be fun in here and there is nothing wrong with parady...unless you have a hunk of back bacon or a crumpet stuck up your backside. So I will return to being a lurker on these boards and leave you guys to ruin everyones preception of what a great community we have...oh and bugger off.
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Jayhawk,
dude....you changed "I chop down trees" to "I shoot down airplanes" (one too many syllables btw) and "lumberjack" to "fighterjock". I mean come on pal what do you want? A medal? Be a little more original and we might even respond with praise.
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Ok....how about this
You login into the network at work with your trusty password. A dialog box pops up and says your password has expired.
Sooo...you type in a new one....lets see....hmmmm....you type in "noodle". You press enter and wait. Within a couple of seconds a dialog box pops up and says your password is to short try again. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif).
PS all in fun (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) its a joke....you know like a parady.
PPS I ain't Weird Al soooo sorry for the syllable error.
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