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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Revvin on September 03, 2002, 05:58:15 PM
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Some amusing customer reviews of this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/toys/B00005NEBW/qid%3D1030224308/sr%3D2-2/ref%3Dsr%5F2%5F2/002-2248009-3760828) item on Amazon ;)
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It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.
Comedy gold.
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Oh thats funny I got all the guys at work rolling on that one.
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I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.
ROFL
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LMAO!:D
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This thread reminds me of a scene from South Park when Cartman went looking in his mothers closet for hidden X-Mas gifts:
Cartman: "Well, I know what I'm getting for Christmas...The UltraVibe Pleasure 2000"
Kyle: "What's that?"
Cartman: "I don't know..but it sounds pretty sweet."
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I took the time to register with Amazon.Com so I could submit a review of this item only to find out they preview submissions and it won't be posted for five to seven days. I praised the product, talked about how my wife loves it and thanked them for putting the magic back in our marriage. Somehow I doubt they'll post it.
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ROFLMAOSIMP thats the funniest damn thing ive heard all year
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I wonder how long it will be before Amazon realizes what they've done by posting some of those reviews, as innocent as they were done but with such double meanings as to be late-night comedian fodder.
Probably the second funniest thing I've read all day.
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You have to read reviews for this album (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/music/B0000070S1/customer-reviews/qid=1031171085/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/103-0862190-7297443) , very funny stuff...
:cool:
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ROTFLMAO
both the vibro broom and david hassenfellerdorf! I'll have to add Amazon to the list next to the onion.
Charon
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I had to stop reading after the 3rd David Hufflepuff comment page, the extremely hard laughs were worsening my asthma (sp?) to the point of risking a serious crisis sending me straight to the hospital.
I'm totally serious about this, don't read that if you are "lung-handicapped" as I am. :)
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LOL! this has to be my favorite quote from those reviews:
David's lyrics are sung with such class and debonair, second only to a donkey with his privates snagged on a barb wire fence
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Are you sure Amazon vettes these reviews :)
>Within two minutes the young lady was naked on her hands and knees baying at the moon, in between screaming "Into my brown hole, make it red!".
or...
>david, i am your lovechild - a result of a one night stand you had 13 years ago.