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Title: Im Afraid you have all been vitcims
Post by: rickod on September 04, 2002, 07:48:00 PM: Of A cruel Hoax Perpetrated by my House/petsitter soon to be known as dead meat while I was away on vacation who took it upon himself to report my untimely demise on every ubb I had in my favorites and cookied .

Imagine my chagrin to return home today to find my mail box full of condolence cards and my voice mail as well as answering machine full of messages from well wishers .
My wife is highly po'd and I am as well and we are both very sorry
for any sorrow anyone has felt because of this .

I do appreciate all the nice sentiments posted

Once again Iam alive and well !!!

I may need some bail money after I catch up with him .

Rickod/Skrbrofr/vladd13
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Post by: moose on September 04, 2002, 07:54:43 PM: wow
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Post by: Mikepb42 on September 04, 2002, 07:55:27 PM: LONG LIVE RICK!
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Post by: eddiek on September 04, 2002, 08:09:54 PM: Bring his sorry bellybutton up here to the Panhandle, Rick.
Lots of open spaces, no one will ever find the sorry bastard's body.
Better yet, cut yourself a piece of barbed wire, fold it in half, and shove it up his bellybutton and laugh while he tries to pull it out..........then he can remember this everytime he farts and hears that high pitched whistling from his nether regions.........
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Post by: Ozark on September 04, 2002, 08:19:06 PM: Damn! :)

Just when I was about to salute you and I see this.

Your still a dweeb! :p
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Post by: oboe on September 04, 2002, 08:19:53 PM: OMG! :D

Rick, You're alive!!

These stories rarely have such a happy ending! :cool:
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Post by: SirLoin on September 04, 2002, 08:22:52 PM: I can't say how great and unexpected this news is Rick..!!!

I think I can say all us Hornets and very many on the BBS and AH community were very saddened when we heard...I'm shedding tears of joy it ain't so!!!

But!!!...Be prepared for the troll hunters Rick...After Elfenwuss's bungee jump escapade,people will be quick take you outside the BBS for a squeakslap or two for your housesitters deeds.

Thank the Lord...:)
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Post by: Shane on September 04, 2002, 10:22:18 PM: do the honorable thing... you know what it is...

;)
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Post by: marauder on September 04, 2002, 10:32:02 PM: Vitcims?! :p
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Post by: Busher on September 04, 2002, 11:09:49 PM: RICK!!!!!!!!!:D

Damn - I cannot tell you how great this is. Thank God it was a hoax - geezuz - whew,

To all those members that I upset as a bearer of this information, I apologize.

Now Rick - let me help you choke the living snot outta that little bastige.:mad:

Thank God you're alright.
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Post by: AKSWulfe on September 04, 2002, 11:28:29 PM: I don't much post to those threads that harbor bad news...

but it's great news that particular one was not true.

Wanna get back at him? Do what any FDB does on a Friday night, get a hooker with every VD in the book and send it over to his house.
:)
-SW
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Post by: AKDejaVu on September 04, 2002, 11:35:05 PM: Yay! You're not dead!

Wait... that sounds funny.
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Post by: Saintaw on September 05, 2002, 12:09:26 AM: lol !
:cool:
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Post by: devious on September 05, 2002, 06:18:59 AM: Use something heavy to smash that sitter-thingy ;)
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Post by: DmdMac on September 05, 2002, 06:23:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by rickod
Of A cruel Hoax Perpetrated by my House/petsitter soon to be known as dead meat while I was away on vacation who took it upon himself to report my untimely demise on every ubb I had in my favorites and cookied .

I've only played the game for about 2 mos and haven't gotten to know everyone, but man I'm glad your back. To the o' club, drinks on the dead guy!
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Post by: Curval on September 05, 2002, 07:23:53 AM: Man pulling a large cart filled with bodies: "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

Rickod being carried by dead-meat "I'm not dead!"

Man: "He says he's not dead!?"

dead-meat: "Well, he's very ill."

Man: "Yeah..but he's not dead"

dead-meat:"Go on..do us a favour

Anyone else have this scene playing out in your heads?
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Post by: Masherbrum on September 05, 2002, 07:35:23 AM: I say put the perp. in in a goon. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE go to one opposing country. I picture a CONGA LINE of vulches.

Karaya2

Don't know you personally Rick but, hey glad yer alive and kickin'. Ready to kick some bellybutton too. "Kick his bellybutton seabass!"
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Post by: Ripsnort on September 05, 2002, 09:16:15 AM: Ask what happened to Udie at the con when he walked away from his box, while still in the MA....:D
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Post by: T0J0 on September 05, 2002, 09:42:26 AM: That joke could end in some jail time!!
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Post by: Puck on September 05, 2002, 10:38:39 AM: Let me know where to send Legal Defense Fund contributions.
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Post by: rogwar on September 05, 2002, 01:14:40 PM: Reminds me of Mark Twain's, something like "The report of my death is greatly exaggerated".

Demise was not very funny. Something much more humorous would have been to go online asking for support in helping you overcome a rare form of syphillis or erectile dysfunction.

Also maybe an afinity for wearing women's cotton underwear and Angora sweaters, while spending all day long watching the movie "Glen or Glenda".

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6303414028/ref%3Dnosim/grimrides/102-1247632-1133717
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Post by: deSelys on September 05, 2002, 03:17:26 PM: Does this mean that the Memorial Flight is cancelled? ;)

Welcome back from the grave, Rick.

About the writer of your obituary: May I suggest you to send a bunch of Ninjas after him...They'll certainly flip out and cut his head off!
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Post by: funkedup on September 05, 2002, 03:27:48 PM: Your house-sitter is a sick bastard. But I can see the humor in this. Lord have mercy on anybody who lets me house-sit.
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Post by: eskimo2 on September 05, 2002, 05:41:03 PM: I think that you should play it like it was no big deal, funny joke, ha - ha. Then you should invite your friend over for lunch and fix him a BLT sandwich. (BLT = bacon, lettuce and turd)

eskimo
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Post by: funkedup on September 05, 2002, 06:09:35 PM: Niiiiiiiiice!
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Post by: Kweassa on September 05, 2002, 07:50:16 PM: Waaaait a minute.

How do we know that YOU are the REAL thing??? :D
What if YOU are the HOAXTER??? :D :D

.. god, this is just like "THE RETURN OF MARTIN GUERRE"!!

Prepare the trial, gents! :)

.......

Anyway, seriously, glad to know it was a false alarm. Sadness is not a suitable theme for the blue autumn skies.
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Post by: vorticon on September 05, 2002, 08:00:24 PM: haksaw has one hell of a gun i suggest you request its use

;)
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Post by: Shuckins on September 05, 2002, 08:02:47 PM: Rickrod,

Is the house-sitter a relative? If he is the authorities might not understand if you kill him.

As my brother-in-law used to say, "Nail his privates to a stump, douse em with lighter fluid, set em on fire, and hand him a rusty razorblade to cut em off with!"

Someone like that shouldn't be allowed to pro-create.

Sincerely, Shuckins
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Post by: eddiek on September 05, 2002, 11:43:33 PM: Yeah, Shuckins, my dad said almost the same thing, 'cept he always said to give them a butter knife.........:p