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Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 02:21:01 PM
While it seems Knights are easier to kill one on one. the Bishops definately get my vote for least competent team overall.  They are, however, smart enough to know that they suck.  Bish motto "Numbers... never leave home without them".
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: funkedup on September 09, 2002, 02:22:58 PM
Dallas Cowboys
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: JB73 on September 09, 2002, 02:30:56 PM
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Dallas Cowboys


roflmao:D

yes they truly Suck!!!     GO PACKERS!!!!!!! :D
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Innominate on September 09, 2002, 02:33:29 PM
Depends on the time of day.


I don't know where bishops stand, but, my k/d ratio against knights is MUCH higher than against rooks.  Rooks seem to have the best pilots overall, since they are so often outnumbered, all the newer pilots have switched to bish or knights.

Knights and bishops right now seem to be basicly the same thing, but at different times.  Both rely largely on numbers and momentum, and seem to lack overall skill.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: gofaster on September 09, 2002, 02:34:25 PM
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Originally posted by funkedup
Dallas Cowboys


That was my answer before I even opened up the message thread! :D

I thought it was funny how Jerry Jones was up in the luxury box in the first half, but was down on the sidelines at the start of the second half.  Every time a play was blown, the camera would zoom in on him and he was pacing the lines, looking around as if he was looking for a player or coach to give commands to.  Coach Campo's job is to get the team conditioned to play, because Jerry is just itching to play head coach himself.  
Title: Rooks
Post by: midnight Target on September 09, 2002, 02:49:08 PM
We suck so bad we hate ourselves.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Lars on September 09, 2002, 02:49:53 PM
What? No mention of the Nits inflated numbers that happen during the weekend days? Hell, I've seen their numbers go up to 175+ damn near every weekend for the past few months.

As for which side is easier to kill, that's hard to say because, ultimitaly, it's the pilot and not his chess piece that does the fighting, there's seals in every country as well as good sitcks.

If you're talking about who does best winning resets, who friggin cares is my opinion. I'd much rather log on to an arena that has sides even as far as fields and pilots than to log on and see the gang raping that happens when the reset is near. The perk points don't matter to me one bit. Fun and somewhat fair fights are the attraction to AH for me.
 The land grab is there to give the people that get bored with AtoA combat, or for those who don't want to or can't exell in it something to do that's fun for them IMO.

YMMV as always.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Soda on September 09, 2002, 02:54:10 PM
I haven't seen Knits 1 on 1 in a couple of weeks.  An awful lot of Knits around it seems, often more than the other two countries combined.  Often they are too the point of being simply overwhelming simply through numbers.

-Soda
The Assassins.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Widewing on September 09, 2002, 02:58:21 PM
widewing has 44 kills and has been killed 3 times against the Bishops.

widewing has 92 kills and has been killed 5 times against the Knights.

They both stink...:D :D :D :D :D

Seriously, I doubt that there is any significant differences between any of them. I've seen the Rooks play about as bad as one can imagine. If my squad moved to another country, I'd be content knowing that I'd be flying in good company.

My regards,

Widewing
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: midnight Target on September 09, 2002, 03:04:29 PM
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Originally posted by Widewing
widewing has 44 kills and has been killed 3 times against the Bishops.

widewing has 92 kills and has been killed 5 times against the Knights.

They both stink...:D :D :D :D :D

Seriously, I doubt that there is any significant differences between any of them. I've seen the Rooks play about as bad as one can imagine. If my squad moved to another country, I'd be content knowing that I'd be flying in good company.

My regards,

Widewing


Widewing is now 12 for 12 in sneaking his score into a thread..... WTG!

:D
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 03:05:19 PM
No, when I switched over to the Rooks for a couple days, I fought the Knights.  I'm typically flying by myself, usually not right with a wingman.  I noticed that Knights tend to fight.  Bish tend to run, unless they have numbers.  All day today and all night last night, I was flying around fighting Bishops.  They WILL NOT FIGHT unless they have numbers.  Doesn't matter what the tactical situation is, they refuse to fight unless they've got numbers.  

Hell, one pathetic bastard in an La7 last night left his teammate to die, because once another Knight joined in it wasnt 2 on 1 anymore.  Can't even count the number of times I've had one 'brave' (well, for a Bish anyway) pilot in an La7 or Dora, or Tiffie, or P51 (or any fast plane really), try to bounce me, and then take off for the nearest ack once he realizes he isn't good enough to kill me.  And I mean flat out running like a squeak, not 'extending'.  People who are 'extending' will turn around once they've got some seperation to work with, chickenshits in La7s won't turn around until two or three friendlies arrive.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Mathman on September 09, 2002, 03:15:03 PM
Of all the asinine topics I have read in this forum, this has to be one of the worst.  Why?  Well think about it.  People switch sides.  Therefore, how can one side be any worse or better than the other?  I have been rook, bish and knit.  All three have their share of gangbangers, cherry pickers, excellent piots, horrible pilots, chicken toejams, insane pilots, vulchers, chute killers, tards, dweebs, good guys, bad guys, generals, followers, quiet guys that kill everything, loud guys that kill everything, luft tards, allied potatos, niki pilots, spit pilots, la7 pilots, freaks, geeks, morons, smart people, stupid people, and everything else you can think of.

So, I really don't know how the hell you can say one side is better than others.  All three suck.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Fatty on September 09, 2002, 03:18:04 PM
Having caught a couple of episodes of "Hard Knocks," I must concur it is the cowboys.  As long as The Joker is running the team it's going nowhere fast.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Pongo on September 09, 2002, 03:22:55 PM
Easy..Mathman is a bish..and they dont get easier then that...
cowboys got spanked..lol
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: poopster on September 09, 2002, 03:57:57 PM
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People switch sides


Well I don't. I've tried but the pagen ceremonial rights of the Bish are just a bit much..if not illegal..

And having on multiple times trying to have a conversation with a rook, with the usual answer being "yea dude" followed by wiping the spittle from his chin, I just fly knight.

Informational note: Widewings COMPLETE breakdown on his score is available to everyone on the Aces High scorepages.

Just in case that little tidbit got you wanting more.......

I'm going to print it..
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Lars on September 09, 2002, 04:23:09 PM
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Originally posted by poopster



I'm going to print it..


First, make sure the paper is "septic tank friendly" :D
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: poopster on September 09, 2002, 04:41:50 PM
Never thought of that..

Goes along way in explaining the odor of methane gas..

:D
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: aztec on September 09, 2002, 04:47:26 PM
Urchin generalizations are ignorant. Apparently your credibility means nothing to you.
 
BTW I think Math nailed it down pretty well.:)
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Animal on September 09, 2002, 05:25:35 PM
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Originally posted by Urchin
No, when I switched over to the Rooks for a couple days, I fought the Knights.  I'm typically flying by myself, usually not right with a wingman.  I noticed that Knights tend to fight.  Bish tend to run, unless they have numbers.  All day today and all night last night, I was flying around fighting Bishops.  They WILL NOT FIGHT unless they have numbers.  Doesn't matter what the tactical situation is, they refuse to fight unless they've got numbers.  

Hell, one pathetic bastard in an La7 last night left his teammate to die, because once another Knight joined in it wasnt 2 on 1 anymore.  Can't even count the number of times I've had one 'brave' (well, for a Bish anyway) pilot in an La7 or Dora, or Tiffie, or P51 (or any fast plane really), try to bounce me, and then take off for the nearest ack once he realizes he isn't good enough to kill me.  And I mean flat out running like a squeak, not 'extending'.  People who are 'extending' will turn around once they've got some seperation to work with, chickenshits in La7s won't turn around until two or three friendlies arrive.



All teams are the same. You just want to think the side you fly for is better because you are in it. And frankly, you being in their side doesnt add anything to it.

Bishops have numbers because when new players arrive its the default team. Being that they are new and inexperienced, they may do things you consider stupid or dweeby in your arrogance trip, but new players tend to group up to survive in any game, much to the annoyance of those who want to pick easy fights.

Continue with your cleverly disguised whine fest.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 05:44:46 PM
I will animal, thanks for your permission!  I really needed that... actually... before I do ANYTHING.. I ask myself  "Would ANIMAL approve ofr this?"  

And yea dipshit.. a lot of people do things that I consider stupid or dweeby, and Bishops do it a helluva lot more than Rooks and Knights.  Also, Bishop isn't the 'default' team for newbies, at least according to Hitech, so there goes your 'well they are n00bs, so it is not their fault they don't know how to fight unless its 5 on 1' theory.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: AKSWulfe on September 09, 2002, 05:51:30 PM
Is that a teary eyed uber-JadgFlier clad in leather flying boots with matching leather thong convulsing with an ear piercing howling lisp in desperate need of a hug I see?

It's funny, but I've seen all sides run away to get numbers.

I've seen all sides do it all.

But desire to see something that doesn't really exist will cause you to see it.
-SW
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Raubvogel on September 09, 2002, 06:08:36 PM
Cowboys are indeed the least competent. But that Quincy Carter is a Hall of Famer for sure!
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Chairboy on September 09, 2002, 06:15:41 PM
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the Rooks and their french-like tactics.

It seems (to my jaundiced eye) that not only are the Rooks reset more then anyone else, but whenever the war goes against them, the Rook team will shrink and both the Knights and Bishops will suddenly swell, almost in exact sync.

So basically, there are a lot of people who identify themselves as Rooks that switch sides at the first sign of trouble.

I don't know if this is a problem with competency, but it seems awfully opportunistic.

That said, the core rooks that remain are pretty magnificent.  I've seen vastly outnumbered Rooks battle their way back from the brink innumerable times.

I'm a bish, and as long as Bishops remain the default team, I think we'll have a higher percentage of new players (eg, least competent by definition until they learn) then any other team.

Is this bad?  No, in the same sense that 'ignorant' just means you don't have the info yet.  It sounds like an insult, but it's a non-judgemental term.  By that logic, we're not competent because we suck, but because we have a lot of people that are new.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 06:24:40 PM
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Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Is that a teary eyed uber-JadgFlier clad in leather flying boots with matching leather thong convulsing with an ear piercing howling lisp in desperate need of a hug I see?

 


Actually, you know.  I thought better of it.  I don't need to prove a thing to you SW.  You talk a much better game than you fly, and I'm pretty sure everyone knows it.  I'd offer to go to the DA with you, but I'd hate to have to put you through the trouble of rounding up four friends to make it even.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: T0J0 on September 09, 2002, 06:37:13 PM
If the Cowboys are the wrost team then the Bucs are the second worst team.... Other than that the thread is useless!!
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Chairboy on September 09, 2002, 06:38:46 PM
(edit)  If you withdraw your salvo, Urchin, then I will, of course, withdraw my request for clarification.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: poopster on September 09, 2002, 06:41:34 PM
Peeks his head back in..

Shakes his head at what he sees and quietly closes the door..

And goes back to framing Widewings score page.

:D
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Animal on September 09, 2002, 06:56:55 PM
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Originally posted by Urchin

I dont know how to reply to your taunt so I'll challenge you to a duel in hopes that I will beat you therefore making anything you have to say invalid in the eyes of those who cared about the stupid fight (only my squadmates).


Heh, I love it when they try that.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: palef on September 09, 2002, 07:28:14 PM
Failing to understand the question completely, the first thing that sprang to mind was Frenchy's squad when they are drunk! :D

palef
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 07:29:01 PM
Yea, the offer stands to you also animal.  Except you don't even qualify as a has-been.  You are more like a never-ran.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Animal on September 09, 2002, 07:30:37 PM
lol.
has been? never ran?
what the hell are you talking about?
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 07:47:44 PM
Nevermind, I guess English probably isn't the first language out there after all.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Swager on September 09, 2002, 08:02:53 PM
Poop,

Swager respectfully request a copy of the framed scorepage so I can admire it up close. If ya know what I mean!!

:)
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Animal on September 09, 2002, 08:04:25 PM
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Originally posted by Urchin
Nevermind, I guess English probably isn't the first language out there after all.


No, dont try to save face, I understand english perfectly and you know it.

What is it you are talking about 'has beens' and 'never rans' is this some reference to the best players in the game? where did this come from? do you believe you are one of the TOP PLAYERS?

Dude, I think you are the only sad tard who worries about that. You are always bringing it up somehow, you really need some reassurance, heh.

And why the hell do you believe you ARE good? if you were, you'd have no necesity to whine ALL OF THE TIME about stupid crap like teams, and "dweebs", and what planes other fly, etc.

But its OK Urchin, if this is important enough for you to call out duels and call people 'has beens' and 'never rans' like you are an athlete who lives off his game, then I'll let you have the last word and wont interrupt your pathetic self indulgent discussion ;)
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 08:07:21 PM
Yea, I'm pretty good.  Yea, you guys suck pretty bad.  That is what it really boils down to.

But hey, since all that is important is that you TALK a good game, carry on.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: AKSWulfe on September 09, 2002, 08:11:58 PM
Yeah Urchin... keep on consoling yourself in the fact that you are better than me and everyone else out there.

Don't see how you arrived to that conclusion, never fought ya- atleast that I can remember, but when I do fight, I'm rarely surrounded by buddies... it tends to be enemies.

But hey, if you want to go to the DA, I have no problem what-so-ever in obliging you.

Same plane, same load out, same alt, cold merge, anything goes after... except floppy fish stick stirring.

Let me know a good time for you... of course, you wouldn't first say you don't need to prove anything to me, then leave a nicely veiled challenge in the sentence just afterwards unless you were in fact trying to prove something... now would you?

"and I'm pretty sure everyone knows it."

If they've never fought me, probably so... but then, they've never fought me. :)
-SW
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: spothq on September 09, 2002, 08:56:58 PM
I play this game to make all you "Hot Shots" look good.

I will die for your country any day.

Forever a rook, Keegan (SSME) 225th Spectres
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: moot on September 09, 2002, 09:07:10 PM
symptomatic
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 09, 2002, 09:10:51 PM
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Originally posted by Urchin
Yea, I'm pretty good.  Yea, you guys suck pretty bad.  That is what it really boils down to.

But hey, since all that is important is that you TALK a good game, carry on.
System: Urchin has been shot down by AKDejaVu of the Arabian Knights
Urchin: I didn't know you AKs knew how to fly

:rolleyes:

I remember the engagement Urchin.  You should patent the floppy fish maneuver.

AKDejaVu
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Animal on September 09, 2002, 09:21:39 PM
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Originally posted by Urchin

 since all that is important is that you TALK a good game, carry on.



rofl

funny that YOU should say this, since you started this whole inane thread and it was you who brought skill into the conversation.

only time I remember fighting you I shot you down and your whining was cluttering all of channel 1. I dont remember what plane I was flying but you kept mentioning it, among other things like lag and numbers.

i think you even challenged me to a duel back then too, then I ignored channel 1 and Creamo continued mocking you and it lasted a while.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 09:21:42 PM
Deja.. you are more than welcome to come along to.  Because I DO somewhat remember that... and I also remember I'd been flying for about a month.  

If you'd care to see how you stack up now, I'd be more than happy to show you.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Urchin on September 09, 2002, 09:22:48 PM
And Swulfe, any night or weekend is good for me.  Tell me when you want to go and I'll show up.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 09, 2002, 09:24:39 PM
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Originally posted by Urchin
and I also remember I'd been flying for about a month.  
Strange... you talked like you'd been playing longer.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Animal on September 09, 2002, 09:26:17 PM
lol - this thread is tardtastic, keep it up Urchin!
Go, go!! You are the greatest, defeat those pesky AK's in your duels and come back and post about it so that we can worship you!

(http://www.alienvisuals.com/daedalus/cool.jpg)
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Fatty on September 09, 2002, 09:40:44 PM
I'll grant you the Bucs are mediocre, but they're nowhere near the incompetence of Dallas.

Is Urchin trying to hijack our thread?
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: sling322 on September 09, 2002, 09:44:53 PM
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Originally posted by Urchin
Yea, I'm pretty good.  


Isnt this similar to what you told Bob Shaw at the con?
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 09, 2002, 09:48:20 PM
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Originally posted by Fatty
I'll grant you the Bucs are mediocre, but they're nowhere near the incompetence of Dallas.
I do believe you are completely overlooking the incompetence of the SeaHawks.

AKDejaVu
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Fatty on September 09, 2002, 09:56:24 PM
Seattle is pretty bad, but they did score two touchdowns.  I think the only team that can really give Dallas a run for bottom of the barrel is the Bengals.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Grimm on September 09, 2002, 10:15:42 PM
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
I do believe you are completely overlooking the incompetence of the SeaHawks.

AKDejaVu


I have to comment on this....  I remember the cries in GreenBay of "Bench Brett Farve... Matt Hasselbeck is the next hall of famer"....  

Funny, the coachs never did that... they traded Hasselbeck to the Seahawks and now everyone else seems to know why....
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Grimm on September 09, 2002, 10:18:46 PM
As for the best country...   Its the Rooks...  

Why??

Well, my friends fly there!  :)     We do have many great pilots and we seem to be hated by our 2 enemies.

The Worst....

Its a Tie between the Bishops and the Knights ;)  

Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 09, 2002, 10:24:47 PM
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Originally posted by Fatty
Seattle is pretty bad, but they did score two touchdowns.  I think the only team that can really give Dallas a run for bottom of the barrel is the Bengals.
I might be in Austin in December Fatty... If I am... best record between Seattle and Dallas buys?

AKDejaVu
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Fatty on September 09, 2002, 10:38:03 PM
Dallas has the easier schedule, they could steal one at Detroit.  Let's just take loser of the two when they play each other in October.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 09, 2002, 10:52:23 PM
Oh.. try to go to the strength of schedule thing now... I see how you are.  You just don't want to admit that Seattle could possibly be worse.

Oh well.. I'll take your little cop out bet.  You wuss.

Now I just have to convince my boss that I really need to take another class.

AKDejaVu
Title: my 2 cents
Post by: SLO on September 10, 2002, 08:19:46 AM
observations after 1 year in AH as a knight............

not a whine.....just an observation


ROOKS do have the better pilots........in short words...more cherry pickers......they fly higher......and have better ACM's.....but less of a challenge due to lack of numbers.....

chasing a high pony is not in my 'do to list'. when you do find a fight...usually a good 1....less teamwork observed.....in serious need of players to balance....and a good arena general(don't laugh, bish got fariz...knights have ripsnort). rooks with teamwork...they clean the MA.


BISH...well bish will be bish.....some excellent pilots there.......just gotta find em......when you do,  you think its a newbie....but alas its not......damn sometimes they turn into interesting fights. 1 thing i do hate though is the 30 + tif missions, who think this is a quake arena.

by far the better teamwork....bish have alot of resets to prove it.

HT its time to make rooks the default newbie team.....they are in serious need of players......if not....guess maybe a trip to the dark side is in order :eek:


SlowHand
4WING=441 Silver Fox=

P.S. no insults intended too any members of rooks or bish....these where honest observations i've made.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: lazs2 on September 10, 2002, 08:39:13 AM
"Widewing is now 12 for 12 in sneaking his score into a thread..... WTG! "

was thinking the same thing... wait till he gets the score system changed to highlight his..... ah, "skills".
lazs
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: gofaster on September 10, 2002, 08:55:15 AM
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Originally posted by T0J0
If the Cowboys are the worst team then the Bucs are the second worst team.... Other than that the thread is useless!!


Correct on both accounts!

Brad Johnson is the best cloud-watcher on the team.  He got a lot of practice on Sunday.  "Such a lovely Sunday afternoon sky.  Why, that cloud looks just like the defensive end that just drove me into the ground!"

My favorite Vinny Testaverde quote (when he was with the Bucs): "Its hard to throw a touchdown pass when you're lying on your back."
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: DrDea on September 10, 2002, 09:17:55 AM
I think Urchin gets wine of the week if not assinine banter and chest thumping of the month.  ADMIT IM THE BEST AND ALLWAYS RIGHT OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE DA AND SHOW YOU MY noodle.  What a retard.Urchin,STFU and play the game.Put your money where your mouth is.Ive seen EVERY side gangbanged at times and thats never going to change as long as everyone comes from diffrent areas.Its generaly the score potatos like yourself that run to keep there score intact.Talk about the pot and the kettle.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: mosgood on September 10, 2002, 09:20:32 AM
I think a little explanation of last nights MA session might help put a little light on why Urchin has his panties in a wad.
 
I see he posted this at 8:21 pm last night.  
 
Last night , around 7:45 pm, I'm listening to a few of my squadmates ( The Flying Circus ) talk about this 109 driver they're fighting that's, in their words, "Real diddlying Good."  This goes on for awhile and than one of them says they finally got'em and that it was Urchin.  
 
Then someone else chimes in "I bet he starts crying about being gang banged.  hahahaha!"    
 
XBAT says "Naa , he's a good guy.  I've talked to him before.  He's alright"  
 
At this point we DO start seeing "Bishops are rutabagas" and "I guess I'm as good as 2.1 Bishops so  for a good fight" etc.  
 
Now, Vati types in (you DO remember Vati last night ...right?) " Urchin.  Good fight".  
 
To what than you respond with more "I'm a victim, and bishops are rutabagas."  roadkill.

At this time, Vati calls over channel one that he's up for a 1 vs 1 with you if it'll shut you up.  

You get quiet and a few minutes later someones says "here comes a 109."  "I bet it's Urchin" "yep..  I'll let you 2 fight Vati"  

So..  after Vati beats you mano 2 mano ( well... after all your crying , I'm still going to just give you the benifit of the doubt on the MANO part) in a plane he hardly ever flies, we Do see a come over from you on Ch1.  "OK... cool.  He can suck it up like a man"

Then a few minutes later, here comes a 109 heading over.  "Must be Urchin looking for some payback".  

(Let me interject here.  This situation reminded me of the scene in "The Holy Grail" where Arthur tries to cross the bridge and keeps cutting the black knits limbs off, and the knit just doesn't know when to quit.  "It's just a flesh wound!")

Well, anyways, here you come right into 4 of us flying together and we proceed to blow you out of the air.   B.T.W.  Vati was on the ground.

Of course, we really should have drawn straws to see who must face "The Wrath of the Killer Sea Urchin" alone. ( Because, we can't bare to have you mad at us)  "O NO!!  PLEASE !  NOT THE WHINING ON CHANNEL 1 AGAIN!  AHHHHHHH!!!!.

Sorry, I degress.

Now, after you died, I was looking for more "Mommy, mommy... all the boys are picking on me" thinking that THAT would really make you look like a real piece of work!

Course, you must have come to the same conclusion.  You can't keep squeaking on CH1 after you got corn-holed by Vati in the 1v1 you were crying for.

And THAT leads us to this post.

Take it like a man dude.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Rude on September 10, 2002, 09:34:06 AM
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Originally posted by Urchin
No, when I switched over to the Rooks for a couple days, I fought the Knights.  I'm typically flying by myself, usually not right with a wingman.  I noticed that Knights tend to fight.  Bish tend to run, unless they have numbers.  All day today and all night last night, I was flying around fighting Bishops.  They WILL NOT FIGHT unless they have numbers.  Doesn't matter what the tactical situation is, they refuse to fight unless they've got numbers.  

Hell, one pathetic bastard in an La7 last night left his teammate to die, because once another Knight joined in it wasnt 2 on 1 anymore.  Can't even count the number of times I've had one 'brave' (well, for a Bish anyway) pilot in an La7 or Dora, or Tiffie, or P51 (or any fast plane really), try to bounce me, and then take off for the nearest ack once he realizes he isn't good enough to kill me.  And I mean flat out running like a squeak, not 'extending'.  People who are 'extending' will turn around once they've got some seperation to work with, chickenshits in La7s won't turn around until two or three friendlies arrive.


You just haven't found the right 51 Urchin:)
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: AKIron on September 10, 2002, 09:44:55 AM
Definitely the Cowboys.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: moot on September 10, 2002, 09:44:55 AM
Great movie mosgood.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: mosgood on September 10, 2002, 09:53:00 AM
moot....  just bought the DVD last weekend.  :-)

"Bring us a shrubbery!"
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: vatiAH on September 10, 2002, 10:02:27 AM
Just a quick post to Urchin.   < S > man, that was a great fight.  

Vati
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: H. Godwineson on September 10, 2002, 10:07:42 AM
Does anybody outside of Florida give a rat's rear-end what kind of season the Gators have?


Trollingly, Shuckins
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: myelo on September 10, 2002, 10:46:21 AM
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
Does anybody outside of Florida give a rat's rear-end what kind of season the Gators have?


These 105,000 people do.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Widewing on September 10, 2002, 11:18:07 AM
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Originally posted by poopster
Peeks his head back in..

Shakes his head at what he sees and quietly closes the door..

And goes back to framing Widewings score page.

:D


Ya know poop, I’ve bent over backwards to be polite and congratulatory to you in the MA. I send you a salute and you ignore it. I compliment you, and you ignore it. I've gone the extra mile to pacify your insecurity. I’ve not responded to your insults other than to simply kill you every time we meet in the MA. Galling, isn’t it?

I recall that you promised to have my “ass on your wall”. Well, as it stands now, if I collect any more nopoop asses, I’m gonna have to start moving furniture.

My regards,

Widewing
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: DrDea on September 10, 2002, 11:23:27 AM
COME BACK YOU COWARD
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: SOB on September 10, 2002, 11:27:25 AM
Hey Urchin, Nath just called...he wants his "I'm the greatest pile-it alive" comeback back.


SOB
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: gofaster on September 10, 2002, 12:12:55 PM
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
Does anybody outside of Florida give a rat's rear-end what kind of season the Gators have?


Trollingly, Shuckins


Ron Zook had it coming.  The guy was chased out of UF for a reason, and he showed us why again.  The Gators lost the same way FSU beat'em and Tennessee beat'em last year: stop the run, force them to throw, then run the ball against them and watch the momentum shift until the fans are leaving mid-way through the fourth quarter.  Its a simple strategy, really, but very effective when executed properly.

I'm waiting for it to happen to the Washington Gatorskins.  The difference is, the 'Skins actually have a run defense.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Grimm on September 10, 2002, 12:17:14 PM
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Originally posted by mosgood
You get quiet and a few minutes later someones says "here comes a 109."  "I bet it's Urchin" "yep..  I'll let you 2 fight Vati"  

So..  after Vati beats you mano 2 mano



WTG Vati !!!   ODM!!!!    

(* ODM... CAF battle cry when a kill has been recorded.. Latin abreviation for "let then hate, so long as they fear"  for Vati for old times sake)
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: T0J0 on September 10, 2002, 12:23:01 PM
I live in Florida and I couldn't care less about the Gators, and starting to hate the bucs even more... When these morons gonna can Sapp and spend there money wisely...
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: poopster on September 10, 2002, 12:50:24 PM
Widewing checking back over the "scores" since I've arrived here I see that you have made me meet the maker on two occasions.

In July you dispatched me in a C Hog.

And in the current tour flying a 109F.

You indeed have a very small wall and to make it worse....

...you have poop on it :eek:

We talked on channel one once, your comment being that you chat more than the total time I fly :) Very true.

I never ignore a salute' give quite a few more than recieve.

I'm an easy going guy and I'm sorry to say you have a fixation on sharing your score at EVERY opportunity.

You are very good at what you do. I for one would be interested on how you go about it. Been known to be a Souless Dix on occasion. You no doubt have some incites on how to go about it. You have much to share. But your score isn't one of them :)

You have some very well thought out posts that are ruined by your continual postings of your score.

I'm just calling you on it.

And will continue to do so.

We all can check if we have a mind too.

The horn you blow is your own.

If the reaction is not what you'd like, put it away :)

Try something different. Might be surprised at the result ;)
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: H. Godwineson on September 10, 2002, 01:08:31 PM
You guys in Florida are lucky.  If your favorite team isn't having a good season, you've got a couple more to route for.

Here in Arkansas, we only got the Razorbacks.

On the other hand, our loyalities are not divided.


Razorbacks got off to a good start against Boise State.  Hope we can keep our running backs healthy this year (Cobb, etc.)


Regards, Shuckins
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Dead Man Flying on September 10, 2002, 01:28:41 PM
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
You guys in Florida are lucky.  If your favorite team isn't having a good season, you've got a couple more to route for.


Like Hell.  :)  Here in North Carolina it's basketball country, but if my Tarheels are having a bad year (like last year), I'd rather hang steak from my ears and dip my head in a tank full of hungry crocodiles than root for Duke, NC State, or Wake Forest.  Bah!

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: hazed- on September 10, 2002, 03:58:00 PM
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Originally posted by Mathman
Of all the asinine topics I have read in this forum, this has to be one of the worst.  Why?  Well think about it.  People switch sides.  Therefore, how can one side be any worse or better than the other?  I have been rook, bish and knit.  All three have their share of gangbangers, cherry pickers, excellent piots, horrible pilots, chicken toejams, insane pilots, vulchers, chute killers, tards, dweebs, good guys, bad guys, generals, followers, quiet guys that kill everything, loud guys that kill everything, luft tards, allied potatos, niki pilots, spit pilots, la7 pilots, freaks, geeks, morons, smart people, stupid people, and everything else you can think of.

So, I really don't know how the hell you can say one side is better than others.  All three suck.


yeah but mathman doesnt bish and rooks have MORE gangbangers, cherry pickers, horrible pilots, chicken toejams, insane pilots, vulchers, chute killers, tards, dweebs, transvestite guys, bad guys, generals, followers, quiet guys that kill everything, loud guys that kill everything, luft tards, allied potatos, niki pilots, spit pilots, la7 pilots, freaks, geeks, morons, ugly people and stupid people?? :D

naa seriously i agree. what a waste of time this thread is.

this is just aimed at stirring up anomosity between players and theres already plenty to go around.Dumb thread of the year.
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: DmdMac on September 10, 2002, 08:15:41 PM
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Originally posted by Mathman
Of all the asinine topics I have read in this forum, this has to be one of the worst.  Why?  Well think about it.  People switch sides.  Therefore, how can one side be any worse or better than the other?  I have been rook, bish and knit.  All three have their share of gangbangers, cherry pickers, excellent piots, horrible pilots, chicken toejams, insane pilots, vulchers, chute killers, tards, dweebs, good guys, bad guys, generals, followers, quiet guys that kill everything, loud guys that kill everything, luft tards, allied potatos, niki pilots, spit pilots, la7 pilots, freaks, geeks, morons, smart people, stupid people, and everything else you can think of.

So, I really don't know how the hell you can say one side is better than others.  All three suck.


Wow!  Were you able to get that all in on one breath!
:D :eek:

Mac out
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: DrDea on September 10, 2002, 10:17:26 PM
I think Im a Luft tard.that or a smart guy.Its too confuseing.Insane pilot might fit.I will have to run it by the squad.:rolleyes:
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Samm on September 10, 2002, 11:20:48 PM
I think referring to the Knights, Bish or Rooks as a team is a mistake . When someone fails on a team that sense of failure is shared by the team . When one of your virtual countrymen are shot down how many of your countrymen consider it a failure on their part as well ?
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Slash27 on September 10, 2002, 11:48:48 PM
All this Dallas Cowboys bashing is a little much. I have been a Cowboys fan since I was a little kid. Being that they're Americas team I believe you are all jealous that your lousy team can never live up to the pretiege and honor of being a Dallas Cowboy. Furthermore, when you look at there overall performance in the past 5-6 years you will see that........    :eek:       oh dear lord do they suck! All that "Prime Time" Sanders money freed up and he still cant buy a team! You get to pay $15 to park a mile away, then fight you way to and from the stadium with a bunch drunk a-holes with painted faces yelling "Cowboys" the whole way to watch a crapfest. Man what a fun time.( i literally got into a fistfight with some morons who hit my girlfriend in the face being drunk and stupid) I think the stadium needed a facelift worse then he did, the Nike swoosh's look a bit faded. What a loser.

So i'd say the Cowboys got my vote.


Go Stars!:D
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: DrDea on September 11, 2002, 12:41:30 AM
Im a long time Cowboys fan.They suck.The qback sucks.He should have been yanked in the 2nd quarter.He was the best player on the other team.
Title: hmmmmm
Post by: Hammy on September 15, 2002, 08:32:43 PM
Maybe Urchin should just stick to being a male stripper?

but then again i hear u need to be a complete salamander............
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: VWE001 on September 16, 2002, 09:27:40 AM
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What? No mention of the Nits inflated numbers that happen during the weekend days? Hell, I've seen their numbers go up to 175+ damn near every weekend for the past few months.


Yes, well that is because we all employed!
Title: Which team is the least competent?
Post by: Turbot on September 16, 2002, 09:45:56 AM
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Originally posted by poopster
Peeks his head back in..

Shakes his head at what he sees and quietly closes the door..

And goes back to framing Widewings score page.

:D


You have already messed up.  You need to get an autographed copy.