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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Amboss on September 10, 2002, 06:30:25 AM
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You know you have been playing AH too much when...
... you start taking potshots at skydivers - can't let them get away!!
... you avoid tight corners while driving your car to keep your E
... you see a city construction site and wonder if someone is rolling a Goon for it already
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... you shoot all workers trying to enter the city construction site. They must not get the field!
... instinctively take cover when someone drops an egg
... you race around your suburb in your car, trying to get deflection shots at your next door neighbours
... you turn around every couple seconds to check six while talking a stroll in the countryside.
... you calculate the proper lead to use against them low flying commerical airplanes
... you first think of a P51 when someone mentions sexy curves
;)
-Amboss
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... you turn around every couple seconds to check six while talking a stroll in the countryside.
... you calculate the proper lead to use against them low flying commerical airplanes
Those two I actually do...
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lol:)
all thats only early sighn of addict :D :D :D :D :D :D
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You know you're in real trouble when you try and immelman in your car to get on that 'zeke' (Nissan Micra) that passed you on the road going the other way ;)
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Well I was waiting to catch a bus today and some commercial plane flew overhead and I was thinking how I'd aim at that thing in "my" (virtual) Ostie....uhm...for my defense, I don't (yet) check six while walking around :)
-Amboss
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...or you say 'no thanks' and keep flying, when your wife/girlfiend ask you if your coming to bed with her, :)
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...or you pee in your empty beer bottle rather then going to the toilet, because you're not willing to give up flying time, :)
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when you scream CHECK 6 at the person in the car in front of you.
you call someone a dweeb when they pass you in there ferrari
you attepmt to do a immelman when you ch4eck your 6 while walking and see someone
your hand is always curled around your joystick even when you dont have it
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. . . . you post a thread on the forum titled, "You know you've been playing AH too much when . . . ."
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when you spend 5 to ten minutes working on your car with a oil leak then to see if u fixed it u get back in turn it on and then look for the oil pressure gauge...... then u get a bad case of dashvu when u pull back on your stearing wheel to avoid a accedent............. i've done both
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You pull into the gas station in your car and look for a re-arm pad.
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You pull back on your Auto steering wheel when approaching a hill.
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..... when you instinctively click non-existant view buttons on your steering wheel to look around. Like I do.
MRPLUTO VMF-323 ~Death Rattlers~ MAG-33
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When you start posting threads like this (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=63917&referrerid=3203)
Seriously though, I've caught myself searching the buttons on my steering with with my thumb for the "Zoom" button to see if thats a cop I see way up ahead on the freeway. :D
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I was on my first dual cross-country flight, when I went to look out the left window. I actually tried to toggle the non-existant hat, on the stick. :o
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You know you're playing AH to much when......you wake up late at night to go to the bathroom, and you strafe the toilet.
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ROFL!!
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When I got lost for the first time while Flying VFR solo before I got my private and I was looking for the escape key to bring up the map :D
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When you spend 2 weeks and $100.00 building this to put in your living room.
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When you start to believe your 4WD is a tiffie coz its big'n'green and you chase cops pretending their pony dweebs :)
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When u start giving wife "6 call" and use shortcut words like old CC, rgr, rtb to back home.
When u start recognise sides by clock:)
And just back home after work , plug in computert to take off fast as u can.
When u climbing eat dinner:)
When u cant go to bed without 6 kills and sucessfull landings.
When u start pray for next update;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D
and many many more...........
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personally its when I found myself driving thru town the other day and thought " nice graphics", those clouds look very realistic....
Now THATS a worry!!!
I also use ty, rgr and btw in emails at work.... and have to explain them...
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How many times have these threads been started!! LMAO they make me laugh every time though.
Heres One...
You yell out "Scratch One Bandit" Every time you pass another car on the road, especially if it's a BMW or Mercedes Benz or a Mitsubishi...
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.. when your flying a real plane and can't wait to get the freakn' thing on the ground so you can bag prettythang back home to your PC for some REAL FLYING FUN!
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Originally posted by ramzey
When u start giving wife "6 call" and use shortcut words like old CC, rgr, rtb to back home.
Is there anyone here that doesnt do this? Do you have any idea how many times Ive had to explain what "CC" means to people? :cool:
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*When You start asking your wife to check your six while driving, and replying "rgr" when she says your clear.
*When your daughter sneaks up behind your wife, and trips her up, and you apologize for not giving her a check six call, but then go on to complain that she is no conducting proper SA.
*When your wife asks you to watch the baby, and your simply reply, "Rgr that, I have joy"
*When you've been doing all the above so long, that you wife actually understands what the hell your saying.
*When there's a cigarette butt in the toilet, and you decide to play "Sink the CV".
*When you teach a 3 year old how to fire a simulated .50 cal off an M-3, because you want her to get used to the noise.
I've done all of the above.
Hi, I'm Joe, and I'm an AH Addict.
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My wife replies with "rgr" now after I have trained here with AH lingo....
Whats bizarre is replying RGR to the Customers on the phone...
OR 10-4 as an answer to my boss's Question...
T0J0
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when I drive,I make machine gun noises everytime a car comes my way. HO dweebs!!!!
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When you do strafing runs in your cessna 152....
ANd when the instructor comes out and you just duct taped your mini-14 rifles to your cessnas wings
And Everytime I see Airplanes..O yes..Im Leading them..Dam they are big fatt and slow....easyyy pickens
1 more.....
You pray for some dum bellybutton TV show that ur girlfriend will love...Melrose Place..beverly Hills 901210..or what ever..So you can have some time to Play and not hear any crap....
I have agood friend who plays AH with me....everytime we go ou tto dinner-bar-party..we talk about our latest missions..wingin up..or generla AH stuff....
With all the lingo..girlfriends and chicks are likre...."what the Fuk are they talkn about:??...lololo
Love BiGB
and yes if you are flying inside a Wood box and it syour "cockpit"..you are an addict..(iceMAW)...oyaa....and dont forget to buckle your parachute....lord knows you are a whopping 18" AGL...hehheheh
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Originally posted by muckmaw
[B0Hi, I'm Joe, and I'm an AH Addict. [/B]
Hi Joe,
I'm Chris...and I'm an AH addict too.
My first experience with this was when I was driving and as I approached a corner I made two sharp turns to blow some "E" before I started to make the turn instead of hitting the brake. My wife said "What the hell was that for?" I didn't have the heart to tell her.
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Originally posted by Curval
Hi Joe,
I'm Chris...and I'm an AH addict too.
My first experience with this was when I was driving and as I approached a corner I made two sharp turns to blow some "E" before I started to make the turn instead of hitting the brake. My wife said "What the hell was that for?" I didn't have the heart to tell her.
ROTFL!!!!!!!
Thats some funny toejam!
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ROLF! Curval! That's great...I did that with Blueice in the car...he told me to slow down and I didn't hit the brake and luckily there was no car on the other side!
You know you've been on AH too long when...in school (im a junior) - every new year or new seat you say hm...jeff sits at my 3 oclock, steve at my 9 and on my 6 is john. kinda funny!
You know you've bee on AH too long when...you are driving and you see a cop when you are speeding and you say ahh time to RTB...its getting hot in here.
You know you've bee on AH too long when...you see how fast the car will go in a dive - down a hill that is!
You know you've bee on AH too long when...we sit here and think of things!
ALL!
~Wildkat/BlueiceJ~
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When a Mustang passes you on the interstate and you mutter in a angry voice, "Damn Runstang"
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When u see in back mirror closing brand new Porsche, and call "dweeeeeeb 6 clk ":o :D
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Yeah, I know Ive been playn to long when im watching a car chase on TV and im thinkin "Pull up you moron"
Then I Literally have to stop and I realize that the car chase is two diminsional not three.....LOL
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...when your flying around in a Piper and you see a formation of geese and decided to get in a furball with them :eek:
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Your driving your car trying to hit the zoom button! :confused:
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Originally posted by Hajo
You know you're playing AH to much when......you wake up late at night to go to the bathroom, and you strafe the toilet.
Originally posted by muckmaw
*When your wife asks you to watch the baby, and your simply reply, "Rgr that, I have joy"
Lmao!!!
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When you pull up into a drive through and order some food and after she repeats the order you say RGR then proceed to give her suggestions on how she can make her vox sound better.
When a busy resturant makes you think of squelching CH 1
When your taking a toejam and have your hand on the flush lever waiting for the moment of release just so you can yell BOMBS AWAY!!!!
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Dam IceMAW. Anyway I can get your design for taht set-up? All the pits I find cost way more than $100.
Booky
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While watching "Band of Brothers" the other day my wife asked me (at the airborne drop scene), in all seriousness: "Why don't they yell "Geronimo!" when they go out the door?"
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Originally posted by Apar
...or you pee in your empty beer bottle rather then going to the toilet, because you're not willing to give up flying time, :)
Apar, I'm glad I drank out of glasses when i was there, whew :D
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...when somebody enters my room when i'm playing and asks me something, when i'm talking to my squad mates on AH vox. i tend to get confused for which voice should i press the damn button...i usually answer having the button pressed :rolleyes: ...
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Repost from 2002
Going through some old posts I found this. Brings me back to the day's I used to play to much. I really did used to accidently say RGR in the drive throughs. The sound it made and still makes reminds me of the old vox we used.
Driving was always a dog fight then and sometimes I did wish I had a set of 50's on each wheel well
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When you are stuck behind a slow car that won't get out of your way and you wish killshooter was off.
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Wife called me last month, in the morning, she had just been in a wreck.
Someone clipped her crossing into her lane when they shouldn't have.
I raced my "runstang" over there, pulled up to the side of the road, walked up and saw where he had hit her on the right rear quarter panel.
I kid you not, I walked up, said to myself "Effin ace pilot" and the cop looked at me and said "Huh?"
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When your reading the forums @ 3:52 AM
:eek:
gusman44
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When your reading the forums @ 3:52 AM
nothing else to do at work.:lol
NOT
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Originally posted by Amboss
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... you avoid tight corners while driving your car to keep your E
... you turn around every couple seconds to check six while talking a stroll in the countryside.
~~snip~~
Does doing that on your bike count :p
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I find my self sayin CC and putting in my SMS texts, my friends and family understand but
Originally posted by ROC
I kid you not, I walked up, said to myself "Effin ace pilot" and the cop looked at me and said "Huh?"
This takes the cake WOOOOOT
Way to go brother
Quick someone see if Brooke can make us up some bumper stickers :)
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This stuff is all great and I've been guilty of much of it. The most telling for me, however, was when a B17 (Aluminum Overcast) came in low over me as I was walking to work last summer and, in addition to calculating lead for my imaginary Osti, I immediately assumed that it was Fortress.
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Originally posted by ZXMAW
When your taking a **** and have your hand on the flush lever waiting for the moment of release just so you can yell BOMBS AWAY!!!! [/B]
Originally posted by ROC
I kid you not, I walked up, said to myself "Effin ace pilot" and the cop looked at me and said "Huh?"[/B]
Originally posted by SteveBailey
When you are stuck behind a slow car that won't get out of your way and you wish killshooter was off.[/B]
HAHA!!!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Originally posted by gusman
When your reading the forums @ 3:52 AM
:eek:
gusman44[/B]
its 4:50 AM here:D
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You know you have been playing AH too much when...
You talk on the phone and Answer rgr that. Copy that 1 gal milk soda and bread. Thats a big 10-4 rgr that over and out.
:lol
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When your wife asks you if you want "to go again" and you reply;
"Neg, I'm bingo."
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I still use stairs, as fallaway jumps, and bumps in the road, as whoopdedoo's.......im too far gone on motocross i think.:confused: And yep, i block pass, and brake check also.:rolleyes:
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great thread by the way.
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when sombody asks you a question you answer....."roger"
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When you call your kid a vulchtard for hitting you with a snowball when you shoveling the walk and not looking.
When you blame missing someone with a snowball on Lag
When your kids start to think their name is "Not now!"
when you can in one motion grab the cat and launch him 15 feet into the next room after he's stepped on your keyboard and still manage to continue and ongoing turnfight with that NIKI
when you can eat. and dogfight at the same time
when you attach a keg of beer to an IV pole and utilise Goalys idea of using a Toilet for a deskchair (naa havent done it. But thought about it though LOL)
When you go camping you survey the terrain for a good spawncamping site
when walking down the street with a buddy and spot an obvioiusly gay person you nudge yor buddy with your elbow and say "Spitfire 2:00"
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... when you hit the 'z' key to try to zoom in to images at your workplace, or check to see you you WEP to get through a boring presentation.
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:) Sorry, someone already said the zoom thing.
This is a very funny thread y'all! :)