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Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 10, 2002, 02:23:26 PM: I went back over to the BMW board today for the first time in weeks to see what my boys were up to. I thought I'd troll the guys but they aint biting. Give me some tips on how to get them going. My handle is "classy guy". I'm the one with the '74 bmw 2002 with a dropped valve. :)

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=2
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 10, 2002, 02:28:07 PM: Man, purposely posting as an idiot is pretty fun. Is that a good thing?
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 10, 2002, 02:37:14 PM: :rolleyes:
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Shane on September 10, 2002, 03:46:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I've come back to the boards recently just to piss off some guys over there. :D

so much for silence on ch1.

:D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: midnight Target on September 10, 2002, 03:51:16 PM: Quote
Are you using millimetric wrenchs ? As you know BMW is european car and all bolts are measured in millimeters, not inches.

LOL.. duh!
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: GtoRA2 on September 10, 2002, 04:10:01 PM: Post you decided to yank the crappy beamer motor and slap in a 350 chevy, "the greatest motor ever"

That will get them going I bet. :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 10, 2002, 04:10:19 PM: Those fish aint biting. I guess my character was too dumb for them. :)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: funkedup on September 10, 2002, 04:11:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hblair
Man, purposely posting as an idiot is pretty fun. Is that a good thing?

Just what the hey do you think the rest of us have been doing all these years???????????
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: funkedup on September 10, 2002, 04:12:25 PM: Tell 'em you put in a chevy "Iron Duke" 2.5l I-4.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: GtoRA2 on September 10, 2002, 04:12:44 PM: lol Do the engine thing.

Another could be, yanking the body and mounting it on an old chevy truck chassis!

Or mounting the whole thing on cinder blocks and converting it to a smoker!!
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 10, 2002, 04:53:24 PM: The engine thing didn't help, they're still not biting. :)

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For some reason I think you guys are making fun of me. And that's not cool. Yep of course i know beemers use metric wrenches. But I don't have any so I got the closest standurd one. And it don't fit! I've already striped out the bolt on the valve cover. That gets my rocks off.

I'm seriously thinking of dropping the small block motor out of my camaro in this thing. Does anybody know where I can find a kit to do that? chevie motors are a lot more dependable anyway.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: GtoRA2 on September 10, 2002, 05:10:38 PM: Maybe BMW people are so bland and boring they don't care?

LoL I always hate to see a 60s Pontiac with a chevy motor in it, The different motors all the GM divisions of the 60s had gave the cars character.

It's funny too the dumbprettythang always thinks the car is worth more with cheby motor in it.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Staga on September 10, 2002, 05:12:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target

LOL.. duh!

You can say that again.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: GtoRA2 on September 10, 2002, 05:12:48 PM: You got bites!!!!

Go bring that sucker in!!!:eek:
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: funkedup on September 10, 2002, 05:14:48 PM: I'm helping the best I can, in a "Crummey" way. Be sure to check out my www link.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: midnight Target on September 10, 2002, 05:18:25 PM: Ya know whats really funny....

I think the only ones posting on that thread are us.

MT head

:D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: funkedup on September 10, 2002, 05:19:23 PM: OMG you're right, Astag is Staga.

Reminds me of high school. Me and this one guy (we were both about 6'2" 200 lb) staged a couple of fake fights at lunch time.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: midnight Target on September 10, 2002, 05:21:42 PM: Hehe, I guess you got me Astag
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: GtoRA2 on September 10, 2002, 05:32:53 PM: lol too funny... I had feeling when none of the posters had more then 5 posts lol.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 10, 2002, 05:56:50 PM: Hblair, You sure you wanna troll?? I didn't troll them because the moderator seems like he's a nice guy, and after Rip left their group partly due to what we were saying I felt bad over that and chilled on Beemer Boards. Be careful, one of the hazards of being a troll (besides shopping for clothes in the children's section) is that you don't make many friends.

It's always my intention to entertain, and my reward is making people laugh over some of the crazy stuff we all say. I don't mind pissing people off, but I don't intend to make people feel bad about themselves. However, you asked me for tips, and I remember how badly some of those guys treated you so here goes. We'll use the Bimmer group as our example.

1) Start subtly. For instance, if someone mentions a BMW innovation like wiper blades on headlights state innocently that Tucker first did that and BMW got the idea from him.

2) After someone challanges you on this and points out that Tuckers didn't have headlight wipers agree quickly with them, but state it was a patent owned by Tucker that was bought by the BMW people after Tucker's bankruptcy.

3) Then when you're challanged on this whopper, state that you're positive on this point and that, in fact, many current BMW innovations were copied from an original Tucker.

4) By now you should have them going. Stick to your guns, continue to claim BMWs borrowed technology from Tucker and, in fact, are actually the forerunner of the modern day BMW.

5) After the howling starts then you REALLY drop a bombshell on them- Claim Tuckers were faster and handled better than the modern-day BMW sedans. They'll go nuts.

6) Then you think up a really quotable quote that is totally off the wall, inflamatory and designed to be repeated in all the angry rebuttals you'll get. Something like "Had the Germans not sabotaged Tucker and stolen his technology the modern day BMW would more closely resemble a Toyota." Then call them all Nazi apologists. I guarantee that even those who have been following your lures but haven't bitten yet will jump all over this one.

Be careful, though, because some day you may get a BMW and need some advice. I never intended to play in the MA when I first started posting here, and had I known just how cool AH is and how much fun it is to play I wouldn't have pissed off quite so many people. Now I get whacked by some of you and get taunted with private messages laughing at me.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 10, 2002, 06:12:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hblair
Man, purposely posting as an idiot is pretty fun. Is that a good thing?
You'd think that after all your posts in this forum, you'd be tired of playing the part of the idiot.

AKDejaVu

P.S. I cannot believe you guys let that statement go. You all are slipping.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 10, 2002, 06:53:53 PM: DJ, aren't you gonna get in on the fun?

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=135145#post135145

Come on man, flame me on there. :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 10, 2002, 06:54:53 PM: Thanks for the pointers elfie. :)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 10, 2002, 06:59:10 PM: bwahahaha! Read this link. They're onto us. :)

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11922&highlight=classy+man
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 10, 2002, 07:04:47 PM: LOL! They were onto you because you used "beemer" instead of "bimmer".

DUH!

ROTFLMAO!
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Thrawn on September 10, 2002, 07:05:20 PM: "If I had to bet...

Nah, I won't say.

I'll say this. I suspect it's someone or multiple someones making a coordinated point"

LOL!
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Pei on September 10, 2002, 07:16:02 PM: Quote

That is a **legit** newbie from what I can tell.

Unique IP with no matches...

What I think's happening is that this site's growth has now
reached a "critical mass", and now the growth curve is accelerating...

The webstats corroborate this assertion...

from the moderator LOL!

Nice fishing trip Hblair, hope you hook a few big ones to bring home and mount on the wall.
Title: eginearing
Post by: Saintaw on September 10, 2002, 08:02:59 PM: LOL Excellent! :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 10, 2002, 11:03:10 PM: Here's more...

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11938
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: funkedup on September 11, 2002, 12:13:01 AM: I'm helping you best I can.
I also lit a guy up in another thread. Dumbshits don't even know what tire stagger is. Hell I know 9 year old kids that know about stagger.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: funkedup on September 11, 2002, 12:20:23 AM: http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11941
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 11, 2002, 12:38:54 AM: "Classy I like sinclair oil its great
for fixing that valve cover try alumaloy: http://www.alumaloy.net
they say its for alimunum but i use it for all kinds of metal"

bwahahaa! man my side is hurting. My wife thinks I'm a nut because I just sit here and laugh. :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2002, 07:31:23 AM: .
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2002, 07:34:57 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
Maybe BMW people are so bland and boring they don't care?

Nothing like stero-typing everyone that enjoys a german sports car. :rolleyes:
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: lazs2 on September 11, 2002, 08:53:27 AM: "sports car"?
lazs
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: LePaul on September 11, 2002, 09:48:37 AM: I wanna know which of ya's is gonna crack and post the link to THIS UBB thread LOL

Someone's gotta shout "You're on Candid Camera" sooner or later ya know
Title: LOL RIp
Post by: GtoRA2 on September 11, 2002, 11:29:35 AM: I was just funning you with my bland beemer comment.

Did I catch a fish!?
Title: Re: LOL RIp
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2002, 11:32:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
I was just funning you with my bland beemer comment.

Did I catch a fish!?

Yes you did you Goat herder! :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: midnight Target on September 11, 2002, 11:46:58 AM: read this http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11961
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2002, 12:15:40 PM: Midnight, 3 of those guys posting in that thread are on my ignore list, go figure! :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Saurdaukar on September 11, 2002, 12:22:03 PM: LOL!!

Try it here http://www.bimmerforums.com
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: AKDejaVu on September 11, 2002, 12:40:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Midnight, 3 of those guys posting in that thread are on my ignore list, go figure! :D
The HACK wins my tard of the year award with in_d_haus coming in a close second. That pic "The HACK" has with all the overlays of modifications simply cracks me up.

AKDejaVu
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2002, 12:45:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu
The HACK wins my tard of the year award with in_d_haus coming in a close second. That pic "The HACK" has with all the overlays of modifications simply cracks me up.

AKDejaVu

:(
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Monk on September 11, 2002, 01:05:13 PM: I have a question.
Does a M3 rear view mirror make a car faster? Or does it just look cool.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 11, 2002, 01:34:02 PM: classy man sets 'em straight on formula one....

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=135682#post135682
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Russian on September 11, 2002, 01:35:20 PM: That’s a nice try for a troll…but no bites yet. Elfie, could you change your IP and user name and show how its done correctly :)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Thrawn on September 11, 2002, 01:58:23 PM: Are you kidding? hblair is going to need a cube van to bring his haul home.

This is fricken' hilarious!

Funked, I think The Hack popped a vessel.

Edit: Interests Fieros Rule! LOL! :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: funkedup on September 11, 2002, 02:22:15 PM: The scary thing is if you click on the "www" button in my posts over there.
:)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 11, 2002, 02:32:18 PM: classy man straightens out the myth behind the hood crest...

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=135747#post135747
Title: aww man!
Post by: midnight Target on September 11, 2002, 02:40:28 PM: Here I am slowly getting their trust up before smacking them with a Luftwabble twist when "Classyblair" uses my lure!

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I've heard this one too. sadly though, that is just hollywood drama made for the big screen. bmw didn't manufacture many airplane engines in wwII. The blue/white round crest is an impeller blade on a water pump. The blue is the water. The white is the blade. Bmw built many irrigation pumps for use in holland during the war to dry out the land the germans were taking. that's where the hood crest came from. many died in the wool bmw men don't weant to hear this. this is from a reliable source though.

ROFL... I like yours better.

:D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: midnight Target on September 11, 2002, 02:51:44 PM: Muahahahahah

zzzzzzzing!

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=135777#post135777
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2002, 02:58:33 PM: Good fishing grounds here:
http://www.audiworld.com/forum/index.html

I've gone fishing over their with a bare hook, caught tons of fish. :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: funkedup on September 11, 2002, 03:01:44 PM: What's the point. They're just a bunch of guys who got tricked into paying $5-10k extra for a VW. Have pity.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2002, 03:21:34 PM: You guys don't know how funny and ironic this is, you see, a few of their posters were over doing the same thing to another bimmer board that they left...basically using their real handles, but treating the old board posters rudely.... :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2002, 03:22:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
What's the point. They're just a bunch of guys who got tricked into paying $5-10k extra for a VW. Have pity.

Hehe, you know it.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 11, 2002, 03:47:00 PM: classy man has problems with interior odor....

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11982
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 11, 2002, 10:02:04 PM: OK, hblair, I can't resist...
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 11, 2002, 10:17:11 PM: ker-plop (sound of lure hitting the water)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 11, 2002, 10:55:43 PM: Very nice job elfie. That'll prolly take some hits. :)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Frodo on September 11, 2002, 10:58:51 PM: :D !!!! Funny stuff

Frodo
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 11, 2002, 11:01:08 PM: LOL You should tell me I'm an a-hole, but then ask Jon Schafer if he'd sponsor a BMW monster truck:) Tell him you'll paint "Jon Schaffer BMW" right underneath "Deth To Sadam" and run it throught the South.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 11, 2002, 11:28:55 PM: Man they're onto me. tracked down my IP. We might have to spill the beans soon.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11976&highlight=classy
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Russian on September 11, 2002, 11:38:12 PM: spilled out….why, it was just getting fun. Now go and Photoshop a bed behind that poor excuse for a Beemer. :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: midnight Target on September 12, 2002, 08:03:13 AM: 30 hits on this thread. :D

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=11963
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 12, 2002, 08:17:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hblair
Man they're onto me. tracked down my IP. We might have to spill the beans soon.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11976&highlight=classy

Oh, that will go over great with the community...you know who they'll point the finger at don't you? :mad:
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: classy man on September 12, 2002, 08:30:43 AM: well mr ripsnot it was yer idea was it not?

;)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 12, 2002, 08:32:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by classy man
well mr ripsnot it was yer idea was it not?

;)

Ahhh, read the first post in this thread. :mad:
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 12, 2002, 09:51:39 AM: Hblair, WTG. "Baverin Motor works: Keeping it dry" to site as your source for the BMW water pumps of Holland was great. Also you did well with your rebuttal when that guy called you on your facts. As soon as I stop LAMO I'll award you with the Troll, First Class medal complete with Oak Leaves. Well done :)

Rip, din't worry, your secret is safe with us. We won't tell anybody YOU are "Classy Man."
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 12, 2002, 10:41:12 AM: lol elfie. Classy has a heart to heart with the beemer boys...

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12014
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Monk on September 12, 2002, 10:42:46 AM: I think your spelling is getting worse;)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 12, 2002, 10:43:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hblair
lol elfie. Classy has a heart to heart with the beemer boys...

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12014

Its "BIMMER!" LOL!

I replied to you in that thread. :D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Thrawn on September 12, 2002, 11:56:21 AM: HB, you're brilliant man, I did not know you had it in you. Tears are literally streaming down my face as I type this.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 12, 2002, 02:11:49 PM: I'm afraid we've become a training camp for bulletin board terrorists.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Monk on September 12, 2002, 03:25:04 PM: Yo, Classyman, got yourselve a new roomate;)
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: midnight Target on September 12, 2002, 05:37:29 PM: "You keep that talk up and i might just have to come over there and light into you like they aint no tomorrow. you'll know you been tanglin when we get done i garantee that boy."

I'm a thinkin he's afeerd classy.

:D
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 12, 2002, 06:20:15 PM: Living in alabama comes in handy sometimes MT.
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: hblair on September 13, 2002, 07:49:11 AM: classy man inquires about clearcoat paint (I think they're gonna get my IP on this one;))

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12047

classy man is tired of labels being put on him by the moderators and lets them know how he feels.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12077
Title: Elfie, I have been humbled.
Post by: Monk on September 13, 2002, 08:04:27 AM: LOL:D :D