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Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Pei on September 18, 2002, 06:54:13 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2263690.stm

More fuel for the fire :D

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Curval on September 18, 2002, 06:59:58 PM

:D It is what we conservatives refer to as "culling".

Nothing to worry about here...move on.

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: funkedup on September 18, 2002, 07:06:12 PM

Natural selection.  :)

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Thud on September 18, 2002, 07:18:07 PM

Nah, conservatives just make me wanna kill conservatives...

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: john9001 on September 18, 2002, 07:42:16 PM

i think what we have is a error in translation, a "conservative" in ozland or england would be a far left wing liberal in the USA, example is the banning of all personal weapons for self defense in ozland and england.

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Gman on September 18, 2002, 11:23:00 PM

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Nah, conservatives just make me wanna kill conservatives

Too bad the conservatives have the guns, what are you going to kill them with, harsh language and new age ideas?

:p

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Dinger on September 19, 2002, 12:29:44 AM

Yeah, well the variation in those numbers is statisically insignificant.  Even so, since a huge amount of suicides comes from repressed homosexuals in oppressive regimes, I'd expect to see even more impressive numbers for US citizens under the "Reagan neo-Republican" regime.  Frankly, I'm with the sensible people.  Suicide is a copout; if you're gonna die for something, die for something you believe in.


heh.
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Somewhere to the left of the "liberals" are those of us who wear red and "vote from the rooftops".  God bless America!

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Thud on September 19, 2002, 07:42:00 AM

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Originally posted by Gman


Too bad the conservatives have the guns, what are you going to kill them with, harsh language and new age ideas?

:p

Well, my good mom always said that namecalling hurts, so therefore if I use enough harsh language against them eventually they will perish, I guess?!?...

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Toad on September 19, 2002, 07:51:40 AM

Well, just about every politician makes me want to puke. Does that count?

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Stanga on September 19, 2002, 09:00:39 AM

There aren't that many times I'll agree with Toad.

However, I'm in perfect agreement over his last statement.

Current Retch-inducing Individual of the Moment: Donald Rumsfeld

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: H. Godwineson on September 19, 2002, 10:17:14 AM

Liberal propaganda is to blame!

They do everything in their power to instill fear of conservative rule in the electorate.

"They'll take away your Social Security!"

"They'll let your children starve!"

"They'll destroy the environment!"

"They hate minorities!"

"They're child molesters!"

"They'll kidnap your pets to use in horrible experiments in research laboratories!"

"They'll reduce your taxes!"


Oops!  I just went off the deep end!


Regards, Shuckins

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Ripsnort on September 19, 2002, 10:32:23 AM

LOL Shuckins!

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: midnight Target on September 19, 2002, 11:01:23 AM

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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
Liberal propaganda is to blame!

They do everything in their power to instill fear of conservative rule in the electorate.

"They'll take away your Social Security!"

"They'll let your children starve!"

"They'll destroy the environment!"

"They hate minorities!"

"They're child molesters!"

"They'll kidnap your pets to use in horrible experiments in research laboratories!"

"They'll reduce your taxes!"


Oops!  I just went off the deep end!


Regards, Shuckins

Reduce taxes my ass! The rest is true though.

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: Ripsnort on September 19, 2002, 11:28:34 AM

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Originally posted by midnight Target


Reduce taxes my ass! The rest is true though.

True that they instill fear in you, or true that you buy it? LOL!

Title: Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
Post by: MrBill on September 19, 2002, 03:04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Dinger
if you're gonna die for something, die for something you believe in.
heh.
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Somewhere to the left of the "liberals" are those of us who wear red and "vote from the rooftops".  God bless America!

Cool! I'll hold the bayonet. :D

"one man with a machine gun, and the will to use it, is worth a thousand, shouting protesters"

Mao