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Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: senna on September 23, 2002, 04:15:36 PM: If you met bigfoot while hicking in the woods, would you shoot him for proof or run tell the story to the news? I'll leave my own opinion out till later (to be honest, Im not sure).
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: XNachoX on September 23, 2002, 04:21:55 PM: "It's comin right for us!"
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: boxboy28 on September 23, 2002, 04:22:51 PM: i'ld toss him a beer and sit down and shoot the toejam with him!
see whats up in the big foot world and that whole 5th dimension thing!

box:D
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: midnight Target on September 23, 2002, 04:28:19 PM: I never hick in the woods.
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: john9001 on September 23, 2002, 04:30:05 PM: who ya calln a hick??
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: Udie on September 23, 2002, 04:32:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by boxboy28
i'ld toss him a beer and sit down and shoot the toejam with him!
see whats up in the big foot world and that whole 5th dimension thing!

box:D

I'd do the exact same thing. Then I'd shoot him in the back of the head when he wasn't looking, so I'd have some proof :)
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: Animal on September 23, 2002, 04:32:49 PM: I wouldnt kill him because I'd be pretty sure its some tard in disguise and I dont want to be charged with manslaughter.
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: eO2 on September 23, 2002, 04:38:16 PM: Good point animal. Still I would shoot him because if I didnt and ran off to tell the news, a buncha other people would come back with a buncha plaster, following bear toejam and claim they saw or perhaps even shot at and killed bigfoot. People hunt animals all the time. Dead duck, dead bigfoot,whats the difference? He who gets bigfoot gets glory, thats it.
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: senna on September 23, 2002, 04:43:06 PM: People have been tracking bear poo for 30 years or more, they'll never kill him. Either hes too smart or bigfoot doesnt exist. Thats what I think. They just come down from them hills claiming, we saw him, we saw him! Anyways, I wouldnt shoot him.

Dont let the thread die, I wanna hear what you guys would do. I know some of you would shoot him on the spot, right?
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: Ossie on September 23, 2002, 04:45:55 PM: Quote
Dead duck, dead bigfoot,whats the difference? He who gets bigfoot gets glory, thats it.

Yeah, but wouldn't you get even more glory if, instead of killing him, you trained him to become a blackjack dealer and rented him out to the casinos?
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: Sandman on September 23, 2002, 04:52:28 PM: Grill it. Can't taste any worse than barbecued kitten.
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: john9001 on September 23, 2002, 04:57:46 PM: i go along with boxboy and give him a beer and talk sign , i wouldn't shoot bigfoot unless he tried to grab all my beer, i mean i'll share , but don't get greedy
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: Pongo on September 23, 2002, 05:08:07 PM: Oh..
it definatly tastes like chicken
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: Wlfgng on September 23, 2002, 05:23:25 PM: too much fur.. they're really scrawny underneath all that..

however.. the fur is good for tying flies :)
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: Ozark on September 23, 2002, 05:59:15 PM: I thought I saw Bigfoot back in 2000. Some of us dogs were camping at Oshkosh and heard a noise coming towards us from the woods! :eek:

It was just a lost Daddog looking for the Mongrels camp site. We gave him a hug and a beer. :)
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: wazimada on September 23, 2002, 06:14:47 PM: LOL, that was funny. Bigfoot probably liked it, first humanly interesting thing he did in a long time. Being stuck in the woods all by himself all the time, probably ponders about trees and questions the color of berries he just ate. I wonder if bigfoot has a nest or does he just crawl back into a cave?

Thanks for keeping this thread alive, keep posting...

:)
Title: Bigfoot in the woods?
Post by: Pei on September 23, 2002, 06:32:35 PM: Quote
I'd be pretty sure its some tard in disguise

Well I was camped out in the Con Room this year in the Wilds of Texas boozing with some other diehards (Funked misc. FDBs etc.) when we heard a strange garbled roaring that might have contained primitive speech and this hairy mishaped creature stumbled into the room.
It's anamilistic behaviour and foul odour made me think it was Big Foot but it turned out it was only the second coming of Urchin dressed only in his shorts.