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Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: gofaster on September 24, 2002, 10:47:56 AM
Alligator Bites Off Arm of Fla. Man                                                              
 
Alligator Bites Off Arm of Florida Botanical Gardens Director, Doctors Can't Reattach It          
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
 GAINESVILLE, Fla. Sept. 24 ? An 11-foot alligator tore the right arm off the director of a botanical garden as he was weeding a pond. Surgeons were unable to reattach it.                  
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
 Don Goodman was working Monday in a water lily garden at the Kanapaha Botanical Gardens when the  alligator bit his right arm off from just below his elbow, said Justin Lagotic, spokesman for   Alachua County Fire Rescue.                                                                      
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
 About an hour after the attack, wildlife officials harpooned the male alligator, known as Mo-Jo by garden employees, said John Duncan, an officer with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.                                                                                                                                                                                        

Authorities then shot the alligator and slit his stomach open, finding Goodman's arm inside.   Officials took the arm to Shands Hospital at the University of Florida but doctors could not reattach it, botanical garden spokeswoman Barbara Bennett said.                                  
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
 Goodman was in fair condition Tuesday morning, hospital officials
said.                          
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
 The gator probably attacked because it mistook Goodman's hand for another animal, said Gabe Duclos, a gardener at Kanapaha.                                                                  
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
 This is the first alligator attack at the park, employees said.                                  
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
 Goodman has been the director of the gardens since 1978. The 62-acre park is owned by Alachua County and maintained by the North Florida Botanical Society.
Title: Re: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Thrawn on September 24, 2002, 10:54:07 AM
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Originally posted by gofaster
The gator probably attacked because it mistook Goodman's hand for another animal, said Gabe Duclos, a gardener at Kanapaha.


Jeesus, If was an alligator with a harpon aimed at me I would say the same thing.

"What??  That was an arm??  Ah man, are you sure?  I could have sworn it was a weazel.  I'm sorry man, let me buy you a beer."
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Wlfgng on September 24, 2002, 10:57:13 AM
and I thought this was about an Assassin... sigh
Title: Re: Re: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: gofaster on September 24, 2002, 11:05:34 AM
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Originally posted by Thrawn
"What??  That was an arm??  Ah man, are you sure?  I could have sworn it was a weazel.  I'm sorry man, let me buy you a beer."


That is hilarious! :)
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 24, 2002, 11:33:23 AM
It is? I'll bet Don Goodman isn't laughing.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Sikboy on September 24, 2002, 11:37:13 AM
I blame Castro. Last year he sent forth swarms of killer sharks, this year it's killer lizards. What a jerk

-Sikboy
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: hawk220 on September 24, 2002, 12:16:35 PM
hmmm..what wine would you serve with arm?
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: gofaster on September 24, 2002, 12:20:23 PM
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
It is? I'll bet Don Goodman isn't laughing.


No, he's on the horn to his attorney about how much money he'll have for his retirement.

What really struck me about this story is that there's no mention of whether they kept alligators as part of the exhibit, or if the gator just happened to sneak in without being seen.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: miko2d on September 24, 2002, 12:32:27 PM
Elfenwolf: It is? I'll bet Don Goodman isn't laughing.
 He stuck his arm into the pond where an alligator named Mo-Jo lived. Was he competing for a Darwin Award?

 miko
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Thrawn on September 24, 2002, 12:37:53 PM
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
It is? I'll bet Don Goodman isn't laughing.


Would it be funny if the alligator kept the arm in his garage for a few days? :D
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Animal on September 24, 2002, 01:09:20 PM
Alligators dont "mistake" their food like sharks and other predators.

If they see something moving and it smells of beef, they will attack it and dont care if its human or not.

I learned this on Discovery Channel :)
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: CMC Airboss on September 24, 2002, 01:31:57 PM
Sounds like the Director needs a Mike's Hard Lemonade! :D

MiG
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Curval on September 24, 2002, 01:34:23 PM
An alligator is NOT a lizard.  I'm surprised some tight sphinctered science dudes haven't commented on that yet.:cool:
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Thrawn on September 24, 2002, 01:40:58 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
An alligator is NOT a lizard.  I'm surprised some tight sphinctered science dudes haven't commented on that yet.:cool:


It's true.  An alligator, of the geneus Pnupoissonus, is (as the name implies) a type of air breathing fish.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 24, 2002, 01:41:58 PM
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Originally posted by gofaster


No, he's on the horn to his attorney about how much money he'll have for his retirement.



Well, I hope he has a speaker phone cause there's no way he'll be able to hold the handset and dial at the same time. This is tragic.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Thrawn on September 24, 2002, 01:43:03 PM
I bet the kittens are happy.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: boxboy28 on September 24, 2002, 01:43:51 PM
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What really struck me about this story is that there's no mention of whether they kept alligators as part of the exhibit, or if the gator just happened to sneak in without being seen.
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Did you miss the part where they said the other garden employees call this Gator MOJO?
;)
box
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Curval on September 24, 2002, 01:44:07 PM
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Originally posted by Thrawn


It's true.  An alligator, of the geneus Pnupoissonus, is (as the name implies) a type of air breathing fish.


Thanks Thrawn...spoken like a true tight sphinctered science dude.:D
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 24, 2002, 01:55:04 PM
Hey, I never said it wasn't funny- I just said that Don Goodman isn't laughing.

This reminds me of the time I was about 9 yrs old and myself and several cousins and friends were having sword fights with wooden surveyors' stakes.

My Aunt told us we wouldn't be laughing and having fun if one of us got our eye poked out. My response- "Nah, Aunt Jane, the only one who wouldn't laugh is the one who gets his eye poked out. The rest of us would laugh even harder!"- got me spanked with a surveyors' stake- while everyone laughed at me.

Excuse me while I call my therapist...You know, these bbs are getting depressing.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Animal on September 24, 2002, 01:57:48 PM
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
Hey, I never said it wasn't funny- I just said that Don Goodman isn't laughing.

This reminds me of the time I was about 9 yrs old and myself and several cousins and friends were having sword fights with wooden surveyors' stakes.

My Aunt told us we wouldn't be laughing and having fun if one of us got our eye poked out. My response- "Nah, Aunt Jane, the only one who wouldn't laugh is the one who gets his eye poked out. The rest of us would laugh even harder!"- got me spanked with a surveyors' stake- while everyone laughed at me.

Excuse me while I call my therapist...You know, these bbs are getting depressing.


SPARE THE ROD!
Spoil the elf.

So this is when all your touchy feely tree hugging emotions sparked?
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 24, 2002, 02:08:09 PM
Please, let's have a moment of posting silence for Mojo, the poor Gator whose only crimes were being hungry and nearsighted.
(bowing head)


(raising head)
We need a Government commission to determine the fesability of fitting alligators with contact lenses so attacks against humans might be avoided in the future. I am calling Diane Feinstein and Barbera Boxer right now.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: john9001 on September 24, 2002, 02:34:23 PM
i'm not sure it's a matter of eyesight, i do think that gators need sensitivity training, they need to respect humans more an stop trying to eat us and our little dogs.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: midnight Target on September 24, 2002, 02:40:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Thrawn


It's true.  An alligator, of the geneus Pnupoissonus, is (as the name implies) a type of air breathing fish.



WHAT!???

and no one called him on this? Sheeesh!

The genus of the American Alligator is ...... Alligator
It is a reptile and is closely related to the other crocodilians:

Order Crocodylia
Family Alligatoridae
Genus Alligator
Species Mississipensis
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Thrawn on September 24, 2002, 02:54:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
The genus of the American Alligator is ...... Alligator
It is a reptile and is closely related to the other crocodilians:

Order Crocodylia
Family Alligatoridae
Genus Alligator
Species Mississipensis


LOL Great troll!  But who the hell is going to believe in something called " MississiPENSIS"

Mississihotteensexis might have worked better.  Crocodillian indeed.  More like Cockodilian.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: midnight Target on September 24, 2002, 03:00:49 PM
You're right.... its too much to believe. What was I thinking?
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Kanth on September 24, 2002, 05:38:25 PM
I didn't know Alligators preferred beef, or that humans smell like beef for that matter.

maybe Don needed a little reminder to use soap.


Quote
Originally posted by Animal
Alligators dont "mistake" their food like sharks and other predators.

If they see something moving and it smells of beef, they will attack it and dont care if its human or not.

I learned this on Discovery Channel :)
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Udie on September 24, 2002, 06:09:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Thrawn
I bet the kittens are happy.




 nah they're all dead,  God killed them while Swoop was surfing sheep fetish sites. :D
Title: Some additional info from another story about it
Post by: gofaster on September 25, 2002, 08:46:54 AM
He was weeding a lily pond on Monday, standing in about 4 feet of water, when he apparently stepped on the 392-pound male alligator, Capt. Roy Brown of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said.

"He did recall that the alligator obviously grabbed his arm, there was a twisting type action," the doctor said.

The alligator was a wild alligator that lived at a nearby pond and occasionally wandered into the lily pond at the botanical garden, where workers called it Mo-Jo.

Goodman told wildlife officials he did not see the alligator until it attacked.

They said the alligator might have mistaken Goodman's splashing the pond for that of a duck or wading bird, their natural prey. Because it was used to being around people, it had probably lost its natural fear of humans, Brown said.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: H. Godwineson on September 25, 2002, 09:04:15 AM
The man stepped on an 11 foot alligator on the bottom of a pond in four feet of water.  The gator ripped his arm off.  And someone suggests that the gator mistook the man for a duck?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!  Oh My!  Stop it guys!  You're killin me!

City folk!

Snickeringly, Shuckins ;)
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: hblair on September 25, 2002, 09:20:37 AM
I read where there was a gator attack in Knoxville, TN this past weekend. Apparently taking a plug out of a Mr. Fulmer's rear end. Can anyone confirm this?
Title: Re: Some additional info from another story about it
Post by: Eagler on September 25, 2002, 09:27:11 AM
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Originally posted by gofaster
He was weeding a lily pond on Monday, standing in about 4 feet of water, when he apparently stepped on the 392-pound male alligator, Capt. Roy Brown of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said.

"He did recall that the alligator obviously grabbed his arm, there was a twisting type action," the doctor said.

The alligator was a wild alligator that lived at a nearby pond and occasionally wandered into the lily pond at the botanical garden, where workers called it Mo-Jo.

Goodman told wildlife officials he did not see the alligator until it attacked.

They said the alligator might have mistaken Goodman's splashing the pond for that of a duck or wading bird, their natural prey. Because it was used to being around people, it had probably lost its natural fear of humans, Brown said.


And they shot MOJO why????

Did the handsomehunk Mr Goodman "forget" there was a 400 lb gator swimming in the "pond" on occasion?

what a waste ....

bet the next  pond weed puller stays in a jon boat and uses a rake
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 25, 2002, 09:36:59 AM
They shot Mojo because he was an agressive Republican gator. Had he been a docile Democrat gator he'd never had bitten Don Goodman's arm off in the first place.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: H. Godwineson on September 25, 2002, 09:57:45 AM
Eagler,

Don't worry about it.  There are plenty more gators where Mo-Jo came from.  Besides, Goodman had just as much right to be in the pond as the gator did.

Wonder if anybody grilled the steaks on Mo-Jo's tail?


Shuckins
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Eagler on September 25, 2002, 10:16:11 AM
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
Eagler,

Don't worry about it.  There are plenty more gators where Mo-Jo came from.  Besides, Goodman had just as much right to be in the pond as the gator did.

Wonder if anybody grilled the steaks on Mo-Jo's tail?


Shuckins


Obviously, he had more right than MOJO - they didn't shoot him

just think it was a dumb move on Goodman's part and an over reaction by the Wildlife "managers"

did they think they were gonna reattach it? shoot and gut him to "prove a point" or revenge?

now we have a one arm pond weeder AND a big dead gator that bubba the gator hunter can add to his resume :rolleyes:
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: H. Godwineson on September 25, 2002, 10:26:22 AM
Eagler,

Don't you get it.  The gator attacked a man.  If he did it once, he might do it again.  They had to kill it, not only to protect other lives, but to retrieve Goodman's arm so that it might be reattached.  Time was of the essence.  They couldn't wait for the gator to "pass it."

By the way, are you a native of Florida or did you move there from another state?

Regards, Shuckins
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Elfenwolf on September 25, 2002, 10:42:28 AM
What they should have done with Mojo was paint a big USA on his side and drop him in Baghdad. I guarantee one alligator walking down the street will do more to demoralize the Iraquis than a dozen Tomahawk missiles ever would.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Eagler on September 25, 2002, 01:20:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by H. Godwineson
Eagler,

Don't you get it.  The gator attacked a man.  If he did it once, he might do it again.  They had to kill it, not only to protect other lives, but to retrieve Goodman's arm so that it might be reattached.  Time was of the essence.  They couldn't wait for the gator to "pass it."

By the way, are you a native of Florida or did you move there from another state?

Regards, Shuckins


Born here 59 moved out in 63

moved all over the place including overseas - have been back in FL since 74

I don't think that gator would have bit anyone then or again unless the rocket scientist was splashing the water 3 ft over its head

I would think the shape of the stump would have indicated a reattachment was out of the question, can only imagine what a 400lb gator did to it after his spin move. THe weed pullover was lucky he hit his arm and not his torso

and yes, it was the splashing which cause the attack and aimed it at his arm and not his midsection, ever seen a large gator attack something up close and personal - other than Discovery CH?

I don't swim or wade in bodies of water that contain, have been known to contain 400lb gators, I suggest others don't either
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: H. Godwineson on September 25, 2002, 02:14:41 PM
Just between us, I'd like to be able to go to the old swimming hole with my dog without having to worry about the possibility of becoming a gator's dinner.  

They may not have the man-eater reputation of crocs, but I have read articles by wildlife management experts that state that, as gators become more familiar with humans, they will lose their fear of them, and attacks will become more frequent.  Much the same thing is happening in California with the increasing number of mountain lions which are losing their fear of humans.  A number of people have been attack and killed by them.


Regards, Shuckins
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Eagler on September 25, 2002, 02:25:43 PM
Just between us, I'd like to be able to go to the old swimming hole with my dog without having to worry about the possibility of becoming a gator's dinner.

yep, they are called swimming pools in FL :)  

I'd like to go swimming/fishing in the Atlanitc/Gulf without having to worry about shark attacks but I can't do that either here

I'd like to go into the woods and underbrush without having to worry about rattlers

I'd like to win the lottery ..

They may not have the man-eater reputation of crocs, but I have read articles by wildlife management experts that state that, as gators become more familiar with humans, they will lose their fear of them, and attacks will become more frequent.  Much the same thing is happening in California with the increasing number of mountain lions which are losing their fear of humans.  A number of people have been attack and killed by them.

dunno about mountain lions but the FL gators are being fed by ppl thus associating ppl with food

They are animals with pea brains, we are suppose to be smarter than them .... suppose to be.
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: midnight Target on September 25, 2002, 02:57:16 PM
When did Eagler join PETA?
Title: Attack of the Lizards
Post by: Eagler on September 25, 2002, 03:07:25 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
When did Eagler join PETA?


it's a conservative branch :)