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Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: StSanta on December 25, 2001, 05:27:00 AM
:D
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: SOB on December 25, 2001, 07:36:00 AM
Merry Christmas!


SOB
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Toad on December 25, 2001, 07:57:00 AM
Merry, MERRY  Christmas!

If you were a good little boy, I asked Santa to give you a BAD Swedish girl..  :D
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: daddog on December 25, 2001, 08:34:00 AM
lol toad.

Merry Christmas StSanta!
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Hortlund on December 25, 2001, 09:15:00 AM
Hey, leave our girls alone thankyouverymuch  ;)
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Animal on December 25, 2001, 09:31:00 AM
I knew he was gonna snap!!   :cool:
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: oboe on December 25, 2001, 09:35:00 AM
LOL!  Rough night last night, Santa?
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Mitsu on December 25, 2001, 11:12:00 AM
hehehe, Santa!
Gimme a xmas present!!!  :D

Merry Christmas!

Mitsu
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Swoop on December 25, 2001, 12:55:00 PM
:D

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Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: -ammo- on December 25, 2001, 01:35:00 PM
Merry CHRISTmas santa!
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: funkedup on December 25, 2001, 03:56:00 PM
HO HO HO  :D
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Vermillion on December 25, 2001, 10:52:00 PM
Amen, my leather wearing, high heeled strutting friend, Amen  ;)

 :p
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Pepe on December 26, 2001, 01:57:00 AM
Quote
Originally posted by funkedup:
HO HO HO   :D

Dang HO dweebs!   :D

Merry Xmas all (Santa included)  :)

Pepe
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Saintaw on December 26, 2001, 03:07:00 AM
Late, but merry Xmass to you all  :)
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Lance on December 26, 2001, 05:59:00 AM
It just dawned on me that when you finally kick the bucket, StSanta, you are going to be spending eternity in a room full of bright-eyed and maddeningly cheerful Christmas carolers.  Welcome to hell.  :D
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Asmodan on December 26, 2001, 06:16:00 AM
Merry Xmas all  :)
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Kieran on December 26, 2001, 07:11:00 AM
Merry Christmas, my poor, misguided youth. There's always hope!  :D
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Arfann on December 26, 2001, 12:07:00 PM
C'mon, StSanta, everybody believes in something!  Right now I believe I'll have another beer.

GronK
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Skuzzy on December 26, 2001, 04:37:00 PM
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Originally posted by Kieran:
Merry Christmas, my poor, misguided youth. There's always hope!   :D


Yes,..but what are we hoping for?

1)  StSanta finally gets a new pair of thongs?
2)  StSanta finally converts to master drag queen?
3)  StSanta finally can get his big arse into the toilet and stops using the bathtub for dumping his load?
4)  StSanta finally finds the true path of enlightment, only to drop his flashlight?
5)  StSanta finally declares leather is really not meant for him?
6)  StSanta finally discovers his braing was in the last leather thong he wore?
7)  StSanta finally reveals he is a sheep in leather clothing?
8)  StSanta finally finds the tootsie roll he lost in his chair from 2 years ago?
9)  StSanta finally leaves his house for a 2 hour walk to his car?
10) StSanta finally realizes the AH community is wise to him?

 :D

Merry Christmas StSanta!
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Apar on December 26, 2001, 08:01:00 PM
Merry Christmas oh screen filling Big One, and to ya all !   :D
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Busher on December 26, 2001, 11:30:00 PM
Guess Santa got a rock, huh?  ;)
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: AKDejaVu on December 27, 2001, 11:30:00 AM
2001: The year Santa turned his back on Christmas
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: Animal on December 27, 2001, 03:39:00 PM
Our lovable grinch.
Title: Shut up about the merry xmas already
Post by: StSanta on December 28, 2001, 05:38:00 AM
How I hate you all
Let me count the ways.
I hope you all will fall
And die in the next few days.

One is for all the gay
Who claim to be merry
Will sodomize for a day
Aye, take their old cherry

Two is for the happy
For that there's a price
They will need a nappy
Because of my size
<read this one again, you morons, maybe you'll get it>

Three for those of faith
Of that I have none
I shall be your wraith
And it shall be fun

Four because of this
Little tidbit of verse
My fat bellybutton you can kiss
Gotta go shag my li'l nurse.

I bid you farewell
Without that last bit.
"Farebad" would not sell
In this world of toejam.

 :D