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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Dowding (Work) on September 27, 2002, 12:41:51 AM
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"We know Al Queda terrorists went to Baghdad at some point...err...in the past...err... we don't know what for...err... press conference over... can we go to war now?."
Thanks Donald!
Al Queda terrorists went to half the capitals in Europe, not to mention all North Africa. And Saudi Arabia, and Syria and Iran....
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Whelp, time to invade Europe.
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You are all against us. We will make you pay for your insolence. Tomorrow because I'm sleepy now. Goodnight. ZZZZZzzzzz....
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Originally posted by Dowding (Work)
Al Queda terrorists went to half the capitals in Europe, not to mention all North Africa. And Saudi Arabia, and Syria and Iran....
But any country who invites them should be bombed. Also thier neighbors, and any small country that happens to be on the way.
War is good. Good war footage on CNN beats any of the other crap on TV. Our army is entirely volunteer, they've volunteered for the danger of a war, nobody is there against thier will.
Plus we REALLY need to justify some of the military's expenditures. The B-1b and B-2 really need to drop some tonnage.
Lets face it, we love blowing sh*t up. If we can free a country, or get rich doing it, even better!
Figuring out what bits are jokes and which aren't are left as an exercise to the reader.
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"Stand beside us, or stand aside...."
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Im of the opinion that the entire world should be incinerated crisply and post haste.
Love you all.........
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it's a matter of who you believe and place your trust in ....
imo - we have the best group in the whitehouse today than we've had in the since at least '92
even with this ecomony, 9/11, possiblw war on Iraq - I sleep better these days knowing the group in charge places the nations best interests and security over their own personal politics and animal urges
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best gang in the whitehouse since '92 (really i think you meant '93) is not saying much - what was the last time there was a decent group in the whitehouse? '53? IMHO there may have never been a decent bunch in that building. George Washington was truly a hell of a guy, but he never lived there. the rest have been politicians
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Originally posted by whgates3
best gang in the whitehouse since '92 (really i think you meant '93) is not saying much - what was the last time there was a decent group in the whitehouse? '53? IMHO there may have never been a decent bunch in that building. George Washington was truly a hell of a guy, but he never lived there. the rest have been politicians
George Washington owned slaves didn't he?
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You do understand many may think that this war talk is designed to cover the economy and the 2002 elections. Sudan, Yeman quite a few others are involved and supporting the BIG AL. Kick them first. Fight the easy guys, let the tough guy simmer. He can only kill other arabs..Saudia Arabia and Iran come to mine. BUT..my god, they have oil. ..You do realize..George W was a hearbeat away from the presidency when Cheny has his attack. You do know it is Daddy G's old cabinet running the country..
and again...It is the economy stupid....
hrdcase
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
George Washington owned slaves didn't he?
He had a child with one of them didn't he?
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Curval
it is rumored Jefferson did after he was widowed , Washington was fathfull to his wife
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Originally posted by john9001
Curval
it is rumored Jefferson did after he was widowed , Washington was fathfull to his wife
How do you know that?
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you guys need to quit fantasizing about George Washington, and Jeffersons love lives. If you had a slave you would do her too...dont lie about it.
:o
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n1kpaZ,
If I owned a fem slave and she was CUTE I would do her. Of course, I would never own an ugly slave squeak. What would be the point in that......
Oh well....its all moot anyway. I cant afford slaves.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
George Washington owned slaves didn't he?
Ripsnort you probably did something today that will be considered barbaric in 200 years, and probably correctly so.
George Washington was a great president and not coincidentally, the only one not a member of a political party
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Originally posted by john9001
it is rumored Jefferson did after he was widowed , Washington was fathfull to his wife
This has been proven to be fact, not rumor.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by Innominate
But any country who invites them should be bombed. Also thier neighbors, and any small country that happens to be on the way.
War is good. Good war footage on CNN beats any of the other crap on TV. Our army is entirely volunteer, they've volunteered for the danger of a war, nobody is there against thier will.
Plus we REALLY need to justify some of the military's expenditures. The B-1b and B-2 really need to drop some tonnage.
Lets face it, we love blowing sh*t up. If we can free a country, or get rich doing it, even better!
Figuring out what bits are jokes and which aren't are left as an exercise to the reader.
Yeah, and we've still got a boatload of ordinance left over from Vietnam... its cheaper to drop it than decommission it. Watch your step Canaduh... :D
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Originally posted by N1kPaz
If you had a slave you would do her too...dont lie about it.
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Not if my slave looked like you.
Thrawn, they did DNA analysis on the Jeffersons and found out that George, Louizie and Lionel were direct decendants of old Tom himself.
They extorted the white Jeffersons by threatening to reveal their common heritage and the white Jeffersons, being the snobbish sort of dolts who actually care about such things, gave the black Jeffersons a boatload of money to keep quiet.
Really, you think that Movin On Up is the result of hard work? And that George made it in the drycleaning business?? LOL Give me a friggin break. You don't buy no de-luxe apartment in the sky running a stinkin dry cleaning business and how many people in the ghetto use a dry cleaners anyway? That story was a cover.
They were on TV alot but, true to their words, George, Louizie and Lionel never told.
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WEASZY!
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Nah, I meant how did he know Washington didn't cheat on his wife?
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G.W. didn't have any kids...maybe he wasn't fornicating w/ every girl in sight like clinton, jfk, fdr, taft, jefferson, etc...who knows? maybe he was gay; maybe he loved to masturbate & never had any 'left over' for the ladies; maybe he loved to masturbate & had plenty 'left over' for the ladies; maybe he banged everything in sight, but was impotent and only occasionally masturbated...
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George Washington died of complications from syphilus.
kbman
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Guess his wooden condom failed
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I don't think a wooden condom would ever be successful, do you?
"Only partially de-barked, for her pleasure"
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Originally posted by Dowding (Work)
"We know Al Queda terrorists went to Baghdad at some point...err...in the past...err... we don't know what for...err... press conference over... can we go to war now?."
Thanks Donald!
Al Queda terrorists went to half the capitals in Europe, not to mention all North Africa. And Saudi Arabia, and Syria and Iran....
Shit. Rumsfeld is a dangerous stupid.
He already said Chechen terrorists were trained in Iraq. What a nonsence! But at the same time Georgian regime selling them Igla and Strela hand-held SAMs is OK and US will protect Shevardnadze and his gang :(
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Originally posted by kbman
George Washington died of complications from syphilus.
kbman
Washington dies for some sort of actue throat infection, possibly supraglottitis, laryngeal diphtheria, quinsy, acute laryngitis or Ludwig's angina or maybe because he was down ~ 5 pints of blood due to bleeding by leeches...the symtoms are quite unlike syphilus, but complications from AIDS could be a possibility (maybe he shared an unclean leech w/ a slave recently arrived from Africa)
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Originally posted by whgates3
Ludwig's angina
More like Ludwina's vagina.
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the feminine form of Ludwig is Luise