Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on September 27, 2002, 11:55:22 AM
-
:D
-
mmmmpht!
-
-
"Nope, no gerbils there..."
-
Coach always says "Keep your eyes on the balls!"
-
damned brown nosers
-
Soccer players have now been recruited by NASA to study the Black Hole phenomenon.
-
Boys!!! Get your head outta HIS ass!
xBAT
-
"Soccer Rule Change For Players That Fake Injuries"
In an effort to reduce the number of phony injuries and to help speed up the game,the opposing team is now awarded a penalty shot when someone takes a dive...
The injury faker is also forced to balance a sweatty opponent on his nose until the shooter has made contact with the ball.
-
"Not that HEAD you Idiot!"
:D
-
Player No. 2 demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of the instruction to "mark" his opponent.
-
"At first i thought you were crasey....now i see your nuts!"
-
He shoots... He scores!
Gatso
-
Tired of using your shirt sleeve to wipe your nose?
-
How does my bellybutton taste now?
or
Wow...you've got lots of cool stuff up here!
-
Stop licking my anus!!!
-
"On me head son" (typical English soccer quote)
-
Democratic National Party nomination process in action. Strategy and tactics to be derived from the same source. :D :D :D :p
To keep it fair, Substitute the word Republican in place of Democrat :p
-
Now I know what an "ultra melon" is. I've read that name a lot, just never knew what it was.
-
Unfortunately, the National Human Totem Pole Team was unable to make a smooth transition to soccer.
-
"Boston Baked Beans newest celebrity spokesman has been revealed"
New ad campaign of 'Eat beans, go higher' starts Monday :D
-
"The rest of the team prefers to wait until after the game to get sh*t faced."
-
"A new use for the soccer term HEADER is donned"
-
"Alright Jimmy... that guy is killing us, I want him out of the game... I dont care how you do it..."