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		General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: GtoRA2 on October 04, 2002, 09:58:56 AM
		
			
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				These just can not be true???
 
 The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is
 the 81 year old lady who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This
 case inspired an annual award -
 The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuit in the U.S. The
 following are this year's candidates:
 
 1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by
 a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was
 running inside a furniture
 store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict,
 considering the misbehaving child was Ms. Robertson's son.
 
 2. June 1998: 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical
 expenses when his neighbour ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr.
 Truman apparently didn't notice there
 was someone at the wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his
 neighbor's hubcaps.
 
 3. October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a
 house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to
 get the garage door to go up since
 the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house
 because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it
 shut. The family was on vacation.
 Mr Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He existed on
 a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the
 homeowner's insurance claiming the
 situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of
 half a million dollars.
 
 4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500
 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door
 neighbour's beagle. The beagle was
 on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard. The award was less than sought
 because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the
 time by Mr. Williams who was
 shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
 
 5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of
 Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke
 her coccyx. The beverage was on
 the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier
 during an argument.
 
 6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the
 owner of a night club in a neighbouring city when she fell from the bathroom
 window to the floor and knocked
 out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak
 through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover
 charge. She was awarded $12,000 and
 dental expenses.
 
 And the winner is:
 
 Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000 Mr Grazinski purchased
 a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having
 joined the freeway, he set the
 cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the
 back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the
 freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr.
 Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he
 couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie.
 (Winniebago actually changed their
 handbooks on the basis of this court case, just in case there are any other
 complete morons buying their vehicles)
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				Without bothering to do a Snopes search, I can tell you that the McDonalds lawsuit was hardly frivolous. There is a huge amount of info available on the net regarding the validity of Stella's claim.
			
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				hey , i'm kinda stupid , can i have some money also??
			
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				Originally posted by GtoRA2 
 These just can not be true???
 
 
 
 You are correct, they are not.
 http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.htm
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				hey , i'm kinda stupid , can i have some money also?? 
 
 Tah Gut must be a billionaire by now.
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				Can you feel the love?
 
 I hope it doesn't leave a stain.