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Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Tumor on October 06, 2002, 08:28:30 AM: I'd be out fishing too.....

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/10/05/wife.strike.ap/index.html
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Curval on October 06, 2002, 08:46:49 AM: He should have invested in a cleaning woman before it got this far. Now she is gonna wear the pants in that house from now on.
Title: Re: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: -Concho- on October 06, 2002, 08:51:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Tumor
I'd be out fishing too.....

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/10/05/wife.strike.ap/index.html

No doubt dude......
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Kieran on October 06, 2002, 09:13:28 AM: Two suggestions-

1. Look in the mirror.
2. Appreciate what you have.
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: vorticon on October 06, 2002, 10:14:52 AM: i wouldent invest in a fishing rod...id invest in a ugly stick...maybe it will make it a bit better...;)

(do not take this post seriously)
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Kanth on October 06, 2002, 11:20:55 AM: why did a da story like that even make the news?
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: dfl8rms on October 07, 2002, 09:44:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
i wouldent invest in a fishing rod...id invest in a ugly stick...

The Ugly Stick is a great fishing rod. Caught many a walleye with one.
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Wlfgng on October 07, 2002, 10:42:33 AM: never broken an ugly stick, that's for sure.
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: lazs2 on October 07, 2002, 02:33:29 PM: hmm... as you get older...

Disregarding the womans views or the subject matter... I don't think she is ugly. I have found that ugly is as ugly does. I would 100 times rather have a clean homely woman with a good heart and kinky nature than a beauty queen that made my life hell.

naa... scratch that.. I would rather have the good hearted, kinky, homely gal than a beautiful one that was merley "passable" in the other catagories.
lazs
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: midnight Target on October 07, 2002, 02:56:56 PM: I agree with Laz.

The ex-Mrs. Tahgut was 1st runner up Miss Raging Waters. But beauty is only skin deep. Best thing that I ever did was to get away.
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Curval on October 07, 2002, 03:03:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
hmm... as you get older...

Disregarding the womans views or the subject matter... I don't think she is ugly. I have found that ugly is as ugly does. I would 100 times rather have a clean homely woman with a good heart and kinky nature than a beauty queen that made my life hell.

naa... scratch that.. I would rather have the good hearted, kinky, homely gal than a beautiful one that was merley "passable" in the other catagories.
lazs

I like the fact that Lazs doesn't care about looks...but she's gotta be kinky.

I should have spent the time to get to know ya at the Con Lazs..we'd get along well.

;)
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Ripsnort on October 07, 2002, 03:28:19 PM: Anyone besides me see a striking resemblence between this gal pictured and Lazs? Take away alittle of her hair....scare-----reeeeeey! No wonder you don't find her offensive Lazs :D
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: gofaster on October 07, 2002, 03:38:50 PM: Did someone say something about an animal control problem around here?
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: SirLoin on October 08, 2002, 12:34:33 AM: At least she didn't resort to drastic action like what happened to one of my friends...15 assorted and expensive rods..."SNAP!...SNAP!...SNAP!..etc"

Only time I ever heard him cry(over the phone)
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Sixpence on October 08, 2002, 03:45:52 AM: "Two suggestions-

1. Look in the mirror.
2. Appreciate what you have."

OK, I did #1, now why the hell should I appreciate a broken mirror?;)
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: Duedel on October 08, 2002, 04:52:31 AM: Did somebody said Cleaning Woman? CLEANING WOMAN , ... , CLEEEEEANING WOMAAAN
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: lazs2 on October 08, 2002, 08:55:24 AM: well... i gues it comes down to.... are you looking for someone for other people or are you looking for one for yourself. In the end... you will have to actually spend time alone with who you choose. a lot of it. endless, eternities of it.... painful, endless...
lazs
Title: If my wife looked like this....
Post by: N1kPaz on October 08, 2002, 09:52:56 AM: looks like she fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every damn branch on the way down. LOL

im glad im pretty :p