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Title: Nuke France!
Post by: funkedup on October 08, 2002, 04:51:15 AM: Just to show Saddam we are serious.
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: Dowding (Work) on October 08, 2002, 05:02:03 AM: lol :D
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Post by: funkedup on October 08, 2002, 05:13:40 AM: Hey no laughing, you guys are next!!!
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Post by: Dowding (Work) on October 08, 2002, 05:16:12 AM: It's ok, I'm going to go spend some time with Saddam in his shelter. Probably the safest place on Earth right now.
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: Animal on October 08, 2002, 05:42:30 AM: Safest place on earth is anywhere near Saddam.

The US is not gonna kill him. He is the .gov's favorite scapegoat, a big asset.
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Post by: Saintaw on October 08, 2002, 06:56:58 AM: Hey! What about the fallouts ?
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Post by: Wlfgng on October 08, 2002, 01:33:13 PM: lol :)

parlez vous NUCLEAR WINTER ?
Title: on the up side...
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 08, 2002, 01:36:25 PM: It would get rid of the tacky pile of crap the iffel tower! lol!!
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Post by: Saintaw on October 08, 2002, 01:53:48 PM: It's spelled "Eiffel Tower" and if I remember well he's related to that Statue you have in NYC too :p

dammit I'm late :D
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 08, 2002, 02:34:30 PM: eiffel, iffel, icky, tacky whatever! lol :D

This may be sacrilege, and I do not have a problem with what it stands for but the Statue of liberty always struck me as kind of tacky?

So tacky in fact the French wouldn't even put it up? :D
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: AKDejaVu on October 08, 2002, 03:02:16 PM: Too late, France saw this thread and has already surrendered.
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Post by: milnko on October 08, 2002, 03:42:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu
Too late, France saw this thread and has already surrendered.
And lemme guess, the USA is sending over troops to bail em out AGAIN!
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: Wlfgng on October 08, 2002, 04:11:48 PM: nah.. we'll wait until they glow and be able to locate them by night :)
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Post by: john9001 on October 08, 2002, 04:13:58 PM: please not not nuke france, who would we make fun of then, canada? eh?
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Post by: Wlfgng on October 08, 2002, 04:17:05 PM: exactly !!!

of course we wouldn't nuke Canada because it'd taint the beer :)
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Post by: Pei on October 08, 2002, 04:18:02 PM: Think of the cheese! For pity's sake think of the cheese!
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Post by: Wlfgng on October 08, 2002, 04:22:57 PM: and the whine :).. er.. wine
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Post by: AKDejaVu on October 08, 2002, 04:51:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pei
Think of the cheese! For pity's sake think of the cheese!
We are...

Fondu
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: funkedup on October 08, 2002, 07:20:11 PM: OK Screw it, we can't live without the tower or the cheese.

Let's nuke Oregon instead. It would be kind of like a boxer punching himself before a fight to work himself into a frenzy.
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Post by: Pei on October 08, 2002, 07:32:21 PM: Nuke Livermore, CA!
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Post by: Hangtime on October 08, 2002, 09:47:27 PM: Quote
OK Screw it, we can't live without the tower or the cheese.

Horsepucky. Ain't seen Paris in 30 years. And screw the power of cheese.

Best movie scene of all time was Paris gettin hit in Armegeddon. I stood up and cheered.

Everybody else just applauded.

Obviously, the idea has merit... lets go ahead and lick the stamp. :D
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: 2Slow on October 08, 2002, 10:33:38 PM: French diplomacy is a potato to the highest bidder. They also have a very short historical memory when it comes to who liberated who.

Here is the plan. We set off a tac nuke at Sadams nuke factory. Call it an industrial accident. Everyone then will think he has them. Then nuke France and blame it on him.

I don't want to nuke babies and children, but hell, what is the use of having a hole card if we never play it. The Anaconda valley operation would have been perfect for a nuke.

Sure, everyone would have complained, but they would have noticed our resolve and would think better of pissing us off.
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: Russian on October 09, 2002, 12:12:29 AM: Lets sellect target.

Paris
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Post by: Russian on October 09, 2002, 12:14:22 AM: Baghdad

It seems France has more stuff to blow up. :D
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on October 09, 2002, 12:18:43 AM: Funked ... I pee on you!
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Post by: MrCoffee on October 09, 2002, 01:06:25 AM: Are those pictures from IL2?
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Post by: funkedup on October 09, 2002, 01:43:41 AM: Nuke Frenchy!!!!!!!!
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Post by: straffo on October 09, 2002, 07:15:23 AM: I pee on you also ;)
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Post by: Russian on October 09, 2002, 10:00:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by MrCoffee
Are those pictures from IL2?

Satelite photos

(Why would IL2 simulator for Eastern Front during WW2 era have IRAQ terrain?)
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Post by: Eagler on October 09, 2002, 10:06:55 AM: just send over the chocolate bars and nylons and their women will be ours .. again :)
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Post by: Monk on October 09, 2002, 10:27:44 AM: Blue Passport works well too.;)
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Post by: Maverick on October 09, 2002, 12:05:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Eagler
just send over the chocolate bars and nylons and their women will be ours .. again :)

Who want's their "women"??? We'd have to teach them how to bathe and shave their pits and legs. Some would have to shave their chins as well. :p :D :D

Besides, if we DID nuke France, would anyone be able to tell the difference????:D
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: Karnak on October 09, 2002, 06:20:29 PM: Serious answer to a joke thread.

We can't nuke France (or Russia, the United Kingdom or China either) because they'll nuke us in return. We can only use our bully power on countries that can't flatten us (or merely large chunks of us) in return.
Title: Nuke France!
Post by: Vulcan on October 09, 2002, 06:26:16 PM: Nuke the frogs!

They cheat at rugby and we haven't forgotten them sending their secret agents and blowing up that greenpeace ship.