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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: myelo on October 09, 2002, 10:54:57 AM

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: myelo on October 09, 2002, 10:54:57 AM

As a service to the community, we are proud to announce the availability of FDB bobble-belly dolls. These dolls, sure to become collector’s items, contain a spring-connected belly that jiggles realistically when touched. Perfect for the car or on top of your monitor, these dolls will provide hours of blubber bobbing pleasure.

Our first model, CO Fatty, comes with several accessories, including a miniature 12-pack and a little FryDaddy filled with a gross of wings.

We are currently taking orders and all profits go to a good cause that we have not yet decided on (probably the squad porn-server-upgrade fund).

We plan other models in the near future, most likely Sling or Sally. However, the manufacturer is having difficulties obtaining enough moldable plastic to realistically model the bellies.

By the way, we are currently looking into rumors linking bobble-belly Fatty and the Sponge Bob Square Pants doll.

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Ripsnort on October 09, 2002, 10:57:12 AM

Cool, does it come with a pack of very old, and very un-used rubbers?

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Saintaw on October 09, 2002, 11:20:38 AM

Nice shirt!

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Hangtime on October 09, 2002, 11:06:31 PM

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Our first model, CO Fatty, comes with several accessories, including a miniature 12-pack and a little FryDaddy filled with a gross of wings.

You bastard. Those are MY fediddlein wings! And MY fediddlein 12-pac!

....and that's MY CATS Fatty Bobble Head!!

I can see we're gonna have to do a mission....

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: funkedup on October 10, 2002, 12:31:55 AM

AH ET THA GROSS OF WAAEEEYNGS

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Raubvogel on October 10, 2002, 06:33:08 AM

Is this a Talking Bobble Belly doll? It should say "ahawhawhaw" when it's belly shakes.

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: myelo on October 10, 2002, 08:43:51 AM

Like this:

"CHUTE!"

"yeowwwww (airplane noise), rat-tat-tat-tat....heh"

"haw haw haw haw."

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Nifty on October 10, 2002, 09:55:02 AM

I want the SOB model that has an In-n-Out burger in one hand and the other hand proudly displaying the "bird".

:D

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Superfly on October 10, 2002, 12:27:13 PM

Gotta new recruit for the FDB's girls....

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Skuzzy on October 10, 2002, 12:29:05 PM

One question Super,...why is SOB wearing a fake beard?

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Sandman on October 10, 2002, 12:48:44 PM

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Originally posted by SUPERFLY
Gotta new recruit for the FDB's girls....

Hmmm... can't... resist... must... repeat...

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When did this become acceptable in our public forums??

Please refrain from posting items such as this. Believe it or not, not everyone, male or female, wants to view things of that nature.

Yankee

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: Pei on October 10, 2002, 01:01:38 PM

Put me down for the Sally version: I'd like mine to say 2 different things
"ChaChaChaCha Cowboy!"
&
"Anyone want some apple-juice?"


I need something to use as a target for my BB gun.

Title: Get 'em while they last
Post by: LePaul on October 10, 2002, 03:30:10 PM

Wow Sandman

Kettle, black...hot?  :D