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Title: US States Jokes
Post by: MrCoffee on October 09, 2002, 11:47:51 PM

Alternative State Slogans

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:  11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat  
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado:  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own it Yet
Delaware:  We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"  
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:  We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:  If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:  Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:  Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska:  Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: potatos and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:  You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:  Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:  You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina:  Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:  We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:  At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:  Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:  Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:  Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:  We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:  Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:  Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:  The Educashun State
Texas:  Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah:  Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:  Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:  Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:  Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:  One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin:  Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:  Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!

:D

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: Saurdaukar on October 10, 2002, 02:08:51 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: john9001 on October 10, 2002, 02:43:52 AM

very funny , and some are even true

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: Raubvogel on October 10, 2002, 06:31:03 AM

Hehehe

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: H. Godwineson on October 10, 2002, 08:46:32 AM

An alternative motto for Texas:  Mexico moving north.


Shuckins

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: Udie on October 10, 2002, 10:05:44 AM

Speaking of Texas :D

 Do you know why Texas stays where it's at?

 It's because Oklahoma sucks and Mexico blows :D

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: miko2d on October 10, 2002, 11:50:03 AM

Udie: Do you know why Texas stays where it's at?
 It's because Oklahoma sucks and Mexico blows :D

 That would make Texas very windy and probably fly away, not stay put.

 miko

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: Udie on October 10, 2002, 12:10:09 PM

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Originally posted by miko2d
Udie: Do you know why Texas stays where it's at?
 It's because Oklahoma sucks and Mexico blows :D

 That would make Texas very windy and probably fly away, not stay put.

 miko

 Stop clouding the issue with facts and reason!

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: Superfly on October 10, 2002, 12:17:07 PM

It is pretty windy 'round here.  Ever hear of tornados?  :)

Btw, where is Virginia on that list?

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: Sikboy on October 10, 2002, 12:18:29 PM

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Originally posted by SUPERFLY
Btw, where is Virginia on that list?

Virginia is a joke all by itself, it needs no punchline.

-Sikboy

Title: US States Jokes
Post by: Superfly on October 10, 2002, 12:18:33 PM

hehe, nevermind.  No ablo englais.