Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on October 16, 2002, 01:50:32 PM
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"...and lastly,I would like to thank my fake breasts"
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"This is my major talent."
By the way, who is that? She looks familiar but I can't quite place the cleavage.
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How to discract from your mingehood.
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"Breasts first, Music second!"
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My boobs are sooo great they do impressions!
Look when I press here they Look like an ASS!
Or was that a Democrat? Eh! close enough for both!
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"Im designing the new Boeing 797, 10,000 stupid fuking boring posts at a time."
Or
"UNIONS SUCK!"
Freeloaders.
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^ I vote for this one and so do all the dead people I know.
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Rip,
That's disgusting and sexist! I'm ashamed to share the boards with you!
Is there anyway to enlarge the photo?
Shuckins
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MMMMMMM Boobies
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
Rip,
That's disgusting and sexist! I'm ashamed to share the boards with you!
Is there anyway to enlarge the photo?
Shuckins
rotflol!
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20 posts since daybreak, but that one kicked bellybutton Rip!
WTG!
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"I wish you could see how hard my nipples are but in this black dress they just dont show thru"
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"Im designing the new Boeing 797, 10,000 stupid fuking boring posts at a time."
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!
:)
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And the winner is....
Creamo
"Im designing the new Boeing 797, 10,000 stupid fuking boring posts at a time."
Or
"UNIONS SUCK!"
Freeloaders.
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I'm proud to say that there are no "winners" per se in Caption this Photo (but there are losers! ;) )
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"Am I symmetrical?"
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I'm proud to say that there are no "winners" per se in Caption this Photo (but there are losers! ;) )
LOL Well, I guess I should chime in then. :)
Rip, I don't care about your posting so much but don't get distracted and forget to put in an essential piece of hardware like the bathrooms or steering wheels or something on that plane you're working on.
At my job if we don't pay attention to our work- say, we forget to hold the onions on a Quarter Pounder with Cheese or forget to put the fries in with a customer's order you'll have the manager on your bellybutton right now. I didn't work the grease pit flipping burgers for 19 years to claw my way to the drive thru window only to lose it by not paying attention- I guess McDonald's has higher standards than Boeing.
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Rip. I'm just guessing here. You where a bottle baby, right?
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# 1
"...and press HERE and they inflate like magic!"
# 2
"Got milk?"
:p :)
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Airhead... well done sir (polite golf claps)
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Easymo, Yes!
Airhead, I don't build em anymore :(
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Airhead, I don't build em anymore :(
And I think everyone that reads this board knows why you don't.
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LOL!
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"Look at my breasts when I'm talking to you!"
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Math gets the sign... the pitch...
Watch out! A four-seamer right under the chin.
Let's see if Rip get's back in the box after that one.
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Nice to meet you. Yes I feel that you are a very interesting person and bla bla bla... and when Carter was in office bla bla bla... did you know that Charlie Brown was Jewish, oh yes bla bla bla... No I didnt realise the goodyear blimp always hovered over a Superbowl bla bla bla...
:eek:
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Originally posted by gofaster
"This is my major talent."
By the way, who is that? She looks familiar but I can't quite place the cleavage.
Sarah Silverman - SNL, Screwed (w/ Norm McDonald & Dave Chapell), There's Something About Mary, Say It Isn't So.
SOB
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That chick is actually hilarious.
(http://www.sarahsilverman.de/pictures/sarahrs2.jpg)
""A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's noodle . . . and I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!"
"I'm suing my boss for sexual harrassment ... and it's real hard, and a big strain on me ... because he hasn't done anything."
"I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in and he says [in a clenched, abrupt voice], 'I want popsicle!' Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but [rolling her eyes, both embarrassed and proud] he was talking about me. It offended me, obviously, but more than offending me, it made me feel sorry for him. It made me sad. Because it was so obvious to me that this was a person who grew up and who was a child whose mother and father never gave him any popsicle."
"I saw my father naked once . . . But it was okay . . . Because I was soooo young . . . and sooo drunk."
"Models are fair game for comics. Why? Because they’re so pretty. Society has no pity for them. But, you know, models scream when you put them in boiling water."
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it's a shame 'ol rip has folicle postitus... that rare and insidous condition where each and every time he posts on the BBS another hair falls out.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
it's a shame 'ol rip has folicle postitus... that rare and insidous condition where each and every time he posts on the BBS another hair falls out.
shud up and get a hair cut ya hippie :)
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I guess McDonald's has higher standards than Boeing.
duh!
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Originally posted by Nash
That chick is actually hilarious.
(http://www.sarahsilverman.de/pictures/sarahrs2.jpg)
Wouldn't have guessed that the first pic was Silverman. Oh well...
She's a riot. Especially liked her in the beginning of "The Way of the Gun." Gawd that was funny. :)
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"Mountain Dew anyone?" :D
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" This is what 5,000 dollars buys"
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You know those are fake..Just look how boney her neck and surrounding area is...and then as you look lower...
...."BOoOIP!"
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"You know those are fake..." - SirLoin
So?
Btw....
"Women who get boob jobs "for themselves" also give blow jobs "for themselves." - Sarah Silverman
DAMN is she ever a class act... in a slutty, unclassy and winning kinda way.
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..:)
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"WHAT!?!?! You don't think these are fake!."