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Title: Fattys Mom on the run?
Post by: Vulcan on October 22, 2002, 09:27:50 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/10/22/virgin.payout/index.html

Title: Fattys Mom on the run?
Post by: Fatty on October 22, 2002, 09:47:15 PM

Heh, funny part is the airlines are getting crap from the other end too from when they tried to force extremely obese people to purchase two seats.

Title: Fattys Mom on the run?
Post by: AKDejaVu on October 22, 2002, 09:49:55 PM

Man... that musta happened right after she got me a membership in the mile high club.  I never got a chance to thank her.

Fatty... could you do it for me?  And for SOB too.

AKDejaVu

Title: Fattys Mom on the run?
Post by: SOB on October 22, 2002, 10:19:30 PM

Man, I thought I was the only one!  How did you overcome the problem of her gerth Deja?  I found a bathroom mount to be impossible, so I ended up bribing the pilots with a fifth of JD for a quick romp in the cockpit while they kicked the plane into auto-pilot and headed to first class to drink and flirt with the stewardess'.


SOB

Title: Fattys Mom on the run?
Post by: Vulcan on October 23, 2002, 02:14:06 AM

A Fifth? You cheap bastard.

Give them the whole bottle and they'll nose down to give you 30 seconds of zero G's.

p.s. try not to be underneath when they pull out (of the dive that is).

Title: Fattys Mom on the run?
Post by: gofaster on October 23, 2002, 08:05:51 AM

The best part of that story was the poll: if a person is so large that they have to use two seats, who should bear the cost? (a) the airline; (b) the passenger.

Over 80% agreed with me.  The other 17% were looking for a free ride.