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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: MrBill on October 29, 2002, 10:47:34 AM

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Post by: MrBill on October 29, 2002, 10:47:34 AM

1) The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2) The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3) The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4.) The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5) The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6) The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
7) THE AMAZING CONCLUSION: the higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. This may explain why women are taking over
the
corporate world!

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Post by: capt. apathy on October 29, 2002, 10:50:46 AM

lol

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Post by: Hawklore on October 29, 2002, 10:55:08 AM

lol

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Post by: JoeDirt on October 29, 2002, 12:24:08 PM

WHERS HOCKEY???:confused: :mad:

Title: Hockey
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 29, 2002, 12:26:27 PM

Since it is so big in Canada does that mean Hockey fans have small frozen balls?


Or puck shaped ones? Aye.

:D

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Post by: Airhead on October 29, 2002, 12:27:37 PM

Hockey players don't have balls.

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Post by: Udie on October 29, 2002, 12:30:00 PM

Fishermen don't need balls we have 7' rods :D

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Post by: AKDejaVu on October 29, 2002, 12:35:15 PM

Heard on the radio last year...

Golphers have the lowest average IQ in sports.

Bowlers have the highest average IQ in sports.

AKDejaVu

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Post by: Curval on October 29, 2002, 12:35:29 PM

So I guess the guy that was 3rd from the left in the pic of the UK Con was either Urban Poor or a Maintenance Level worker.  He had a decent pair on him.:D

Can we get a confirmation of this?

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Post by: Wlfgng on October 29, 2002, 12:45:31 PM

Udie it's time to migrate to a different form of the sport...

fly fishermen have 9' rods :)

and hockey players have the biggest sticks :eek:

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Post by: Udie on October 29, 2002, 12:56:13 PM

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
Heard on the radio last year...

Golphers have the lowest average IQ in sports.

Bowlers have the highest average IQ in sports.

AKDejaVu

 It's my guess that you play Golph :D

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Post by: Udie on October 29, 2002, 12:57:19 PM

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Originally posted by Wlfgng
Udie it's time to migrate to a different form of the sport...
fly fishermen have 9' rods :)

 yeah but they're too limp :eek:

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Post by: vorticon on October 29, 2002, 12:59:51 PM

and of course everyone else plays AH (and many of them stick to planes with the big GUNS)

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Post by: gofaster on October 29, 2002, 01:02:20 PM

I'm a volleyball player.  The ball's not quite as big as a basketball, but pretty close.  And women like to play with them. :cool:

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Post by: GtoRA2 on October 29, 2002, 01:02:27 PM

LOL what about our AH sticks!

Mine is HUGE!! A cougar! lol course I havnt really programed it, Ra RO....

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Post by: Ripsnort on October 29, 2002, 01:04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Udie
Fishermen don't need balls we have 7' rods :D

I beg to differ...

(http://www.angelfire.com/wa/nwfishing/bobber1.gif)

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Post by: Wlfgng on October 29, 2002, 01:45:52 PM

ROFL!!  Udie    :D